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« on: January 09, 2012, 07:09:42 AM »
Manah nahi karti sharab
Manah nahi karti sharab peene se punjab police. Kyunki har sipahi ki vardi pe likha pp...pp...pp
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« on: January 09, 2012, 07:08:09 AM »
Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.
Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.
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« on: January 09, 2012, 06:51:02 AM »
kyu julm karda hai raba mere dost naal
koi ude naal b fssa deni c
sare lok mashoka layifirde ne
koi bhaiya rani hi mere dost di jholi ch pa deni c..
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: January 09, 2012, 06:46:59 AM »
Aaj tum ham se jannat mein takra gay
. Aaj tum hum se jannat mein takra geye
.aur hamre dil se awaz nikli.....
fitteh mooh tussi etthe vi aa gaye....,
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: January 09, 2012, 06:36:04 AM »
yaar saada sade kolon chadeya ni c jana
dil vichon pyar kadeya ni c jana
ik chit kare sanu mout aa jave
par kalla yaar duniya wich chadeya ni see jana
266
« on: January 09, 2012, 06:21:55 AM »
ok ji jokes de section ch bhot khilara peh reha, to control ehe saara khilara for only small jokes mein along with other sub admins ne pehlan socheya see to have 1 big jokes theread..
Rules for posting jokes
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- punjabi or english
- jokes short hone chahide (max = couple of paragraphs)
- no use of 18+ adult, appropriate (gaalan (swears) waley jokes)
- try to make family type jokes ehdan soch ke ki thodey ghar waleyan nu hassa a sake
- jokes can be comic script style also
- If joke makes u laugh then u have to give credit ("thankyou" te click karke) to the person jihne joke post kitta
Jihne muhrat kadna tan kadlawo b4 mein larri laah deni jokan di..
punjabi teacher-:woh 1 sunder ladki khadi hai
isko punjabi me translate kro
boy-:oh vekho thodi babhi
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: January 09, 2012, 06:19:59 AM »
Jiwan te jawani 1 war aundi hai,
Rukha te haryali kai war aundi hai.
Ik tu hi Nahi aunda saade kol yaara,
Par teri yaad ta din vich 'Lakh war Aaundi Hai.
268
« on: January 09, 2012, 06:16:25 AM »
aukha hunda hai hall vishore da ,
akhan ro ro meenh varsaundia ne ,
loki yaad us rab nu karde ne ,
saanu yaadan terian aundia ne.
269
« on: January 09, 2012, 06:03:44 AM »
1 AMLI duje AMLI nu khenda.
Chota hunda mai kothe ton dig pya c
2 AMLI.....Bach GAYA c k mar Gaya c.
1 AMLI - menu ki pata odu jawak ja ta c mein.
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
270
« on: January 09, 2012, 06:01:18 AM »
Kagaj muk gaye,
ja tere pen de siyahi suk gaye,
tere msg de udik vich sadi jind muk gaye,
das tere koi majburi a ja DOSTI nibhoon de REEJ muk gai..
271
« on: January 09, 2012, 06:00:10 AM »
Do dilaan de pyar da ta pata nahi,
Par ik tarfa ishq da ta maza hi hor a,
Aap rona tadpna te usnu khabar v na honi,
Usdi eh saza dein di aada hi hor a....
272
« on: January 09, 2012, 05:59:09 AM »
sajjna de layi vaadha ghata jarna painda hai,
kayi vaar mitro jit k v harna painda hai,
aayi maut te har koi marda,
par pyar de khatir bin aayi maut v marna painda hain
273
« on: January 09, 2012, 05:57:48 AM »
1 shonk hai mainu peen da,
mai rekhda akhan lal.
2ja shonk anakh nal jeen da,
hunde 5-7 velly naal.
3ja ziddi mai jahan da,
mainu koi na sake taal.
4tha shonk yaari laun da,
Sire de yaaran naal.
5wan shonk ARDAAS da jeonde rehan mere yaar,
sardarian jinna de naal...
274
« on: January 09, 2012, 05:55:16 AM »
Teri dosti too main kurbaan java,
jis raste tu challe tere naal java,
Rabb na kare apan kade ladiye,
Par je ladiyee ta pher tu jitte te main haar java.
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« on: January 09, 2012, 05:53:09 AM »
meri ruh vich usda yaar vasda...meri aakh vich usda deedar wasda.sanu aapne dard di parwah nhi,par rabb kare har waqt rahe merayaar hasda..
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« on: January 09, 2012, 05:52:21 AM »
Afeem nal PK cha,
Paundi sidhe rah.
Gud nal khao bhukki, Daru peo sukki,
Murge nal peo sharab,
No hove mood kharab, Mehfil ch malke jarda, 13,22 gal sire de karda.......
Burrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaa :comeon: :comeon: :comeon: :comeon: :comeon: :comeon:
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« on: January 09, 2012, 05:49:33 AM »
Jindge de har mod te tera intzar karange ! Mile tu sirf sanu ehi aas karange! Sanu dukh V Change teri khushi karke. Teri har khushi lai ardas karange!
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« on: January 09, 2012, 05:47:13 AM »
kade mehk ni mukdi fullan cho, ful sukde-2 suk jande, kade pyar ni mukda dil cho,sah rukde-2 ruk jande, jad yad teri ayi sanu asi turde-2 ruk jande.
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« on: January 09, 2012, 05:45:54 AM »
Hasde hasde v o rus jande ne,hatha vicho hath shut jande ne
Kehnde ne bda najuk hunda hai pyar da rishta,hasdya Hasdya v dil tut jande ne
:love: :kiss: :love: :kiss: :love: :kiss:
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« on: January 09, 2012, 05:44:09 AM »
Rabb mehar kare je sade te
Zindagi diyan aasan pooriyan hon
Asin har pal naal tere rahiye
Kade pyar vich na dooriyan hon..... :love: :love:
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