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Gup Shup / Re: IELTS Marriages
« on: November 16, 2009, 11:03:07 PM »
loka nu ta apney rishtay barey samj he ni reha g . bas bhar jan di agg lagi hoye ha..

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Gup Shup / ^^*FuN Personality Test*^^
« on: November 15, 2009, 03:20:24 AM »
Imagine yourself driving along on a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life,
and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However; you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

Answers could vary depending on the personality. However; there is a perfect answer. If you are a person who would think "out of the box" you would answer: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the old lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman (or man if you are a woman) of my dreams."

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Gup Shup / IELTS Marriages
« on: November 15, 2009, 03:19:04 AM »
Ajj kal punjab vich ikk nava trend chall reha, je kise ne apna nalayak munda bahr bhejna hove ta oh usda viah kise IELTS cleared kudi naal kar dinde.
fer us kudi di padayi da sara kharcha chakk ke bahr padn bhejde, nalayak munda bhi spouse visa le ke bahr nikkal janda

hun ta matrimonial ads bhi aan lagg payia,
"IELTS band 6+ kudi di lod, caste no bar"

90% viah juthe hunde and jada janta ajjkall NewzeaLand ja rahi.

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Jokes Majaak / Saali and Gharwali
« on: November 15, 2009, 03:17:46 AM »
Here some diff between saali and Gharawali..

Sali: Beauty .... Gharwali: Duty

Saali: Passion.... Gharwali:Tention

Saali: Yummy.... Gharwali: Vehmi

Saali: Cool... Wife: fool

Saali: Tutifruity ... Wife: Kismat phooti

Saali: Freash Cake... Wife : Earthquake..

have a nice dayyyyy

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Jokes Majaak / ha ha ha
« on: November 15, 2009, 03:14:20 AM »
If d paper is vry tuf in xm , just close ur eyes 4 a moment

take a deep breath
 :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:
and say loudly 2 teacher




chako saale nu etho mainu n aaunda ..

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Jokes Majaak / ਵਿਆਹ ਸੱਦਾ ਪੱਤਰ
« on: November 15, 2009, 03:13:22 AM »
ਵਿਆਹ ਸੱਦਾ ਪੱਤਰ
ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਮਤੀ ਸਿਗਰਟ ਦੇਵੀ ਅਤੇ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਮਾਨ ਗੁਟਕਾ ਪ੍ਰਸ਼ਾਦ ਚੂਨਾ
ਨਿਮਰਤਾ ਸਾਹਿਤ ਬੇਨਤੀ ਕਰਦੇ ਹਨ ਕਿ ਓਹਨਾ ਦੀ
ਸਪੁਤਰੀ
ਬੀਬੀ ਬੀੜੀ ਦੇਵੀ
ਦਾ ਸ਼ੁਭ ਵਿਆਹ
ਬੀਬਾ ਤਮਾਕੂ ਲਾਲ
( ਸਪੁਤਰ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਮਤੀ ਅਫ਼ੀਮ ਦੇਵੀ ਅਤੇ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਮਾਨ ਗਾਂਜਾ ਪ੍ਰਸ਼ਾਦ ਨਿਵਾਸੀ ਕਬਰਿਸਤਾਨ)
ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਹੋਣਾ ਨਿਯਤ ਹੋਇਆ ਹੈ
ਸੋ ਆਪ ਜੀ ਇਸ ਅਸ਼ੁਭ ਘੜੀ ਤੇ ਸਿਵਿਆ ਚ’ ਪਹੁੰਚਣ ਦੀ ਕਿਰਪਾਲਤਾ ਕਰਨੀ ਅਤਿ ਦੁਖੀ ਹੋਵਾਗੇ
ਪਰੋਗਰਾਮ
ਦਿਨ ਸੋਮਵਾਰ ਮਿਤੀ 32 ਮਈ 2009
 ਚੀਕ ਚਿਹਾੜਾ ਰੋਣਾ ਧੋਣਾ ਅਤੇ ਨਚਾਰਪੁਣਾ ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ਕੋਈ ਸਮਾ ਨਹੀ 
ਦਿਨ ਮੰਗਲਵਾਰ ਮਿਤੀ 33 ਮਈ 2009
 ਸਵਾਗਤ ਬਰਾਤ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,12:00 ਰਾਤ ਨੂੰ ਸਿਵਿਆ ਵਿਚ
ਫ਼ੇਰੇ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,02;00 ਵਜੇ ਅੱਧੀ ਰਾਤ
ਭੋਜਨ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,4'00 ਵਜੇ ਹੱਡਾ ਰੋੜੀ
ਡੋਲੀ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 5;00 ਵਜੇ
ਸਵਾਗਤ ਕਰਤਾ
 ਮਰੇ ਕੁੱਤੇ, ਮਰੀਆ ਭੇਡਾਂ ,
ਅਤੇ ਸੂਰ
ਦਰਸ਼ਨ ਅਭੀਲਾਸ਼ੀ
ਵਿਸਕੀ ਦੀ ਬੋਤਲ ( ਮਾਮਾ ਜੀ )
ਅਫ਼ੀਮ ( ਤਾਇਆ ਜੀ)
ਡੋਡੇ (ਚਾਚਾ ਜੀ)
ਮੇਰੀ ਬੂਆ ਤੀ ਤਾਦੀ ਮੈ ਜਲੁਲ ਜਲੁਲ ਆਨਾ ,,ਕੋਰੈਕਸ ਤੇ ਫ਼ੈਸੀ ਡਰਿਲ

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Jokes Majaak / Modern Heer Te Ranjha
« on: November 15, 2009, 03:10:20 AM »
ranjhe nu heer da sms na aaya,

ranjhe ne 3 din khana na khaya,

ranjha maran wala hai heer di yaad wich,

te heer bethi hai sms free hon de intzar wich..

 :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:


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Gup Shup / Do u know y boys go 2 college?????????
« on: November 15, 2009, 03:08:54 AM »
Do u know y boys go 2 college?????????
becoz it says.....
C-come ,
O-on ,
L-lets ,
L-love ,
E-each ,
G-girl ,
E-equally.......

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Gup Shup / Try to answer if u can..?????
« on: November 15, 2009, 03:06:53 AM »
Try to answer if u can......... based on simple General Knowledge...!


Ek Gadhey ko Lohe Ki chain se bandha hua hai.....
Batayen ki wo Dooooorrr padi hui GHAS ko kaise Khaega….???
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Aaraam Se Sochiye….

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Thoda Dimag pe Zor Daal Ke Sochiye….

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Kya Hua..??

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Haar Maan Li……….??
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Kyaa Aapne Vaakai Haar Maan Li.....


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Are re re Kyaa Sachmuch hi HAAR maan li…..??

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Pakka…??
Haar mante Ho na…..??

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Aapne kya Sachmuch Haar Maan Li kya..??


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fir soch lo kya sachmuch Haar Maante ho AAP…….??

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Mujhe Pata Tha ki aap HAAR MAAN hi loge....


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Kyonki..........


GADHEY ne bhi haar MAAN li thi….

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PJ Games / Re: Voting: Sohni Pag - Competition
« on: November 04, 2009, 05:59:12 AM »
manu kisey nu vote paye key niiiiiiiiiii

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Gup Shup / Re: aj apna last din c
« on: November 04, 2009, 05:56:11 AM »
ma aj fir aya online ha ha ha ha ha  :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

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waheguru ji ka khalsa waheguru ji ki fateh... .....
Dhan Dhan Guru Nanak ji dai janam dihade tai Sarriya nu lakh lakh vadayi ji,...


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Gup Shup / ^^*FuN Personality Test*^^
« on: November 02, 2009, 11:39:11 AM »
Imagine yourself driving along on a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life,
and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However; you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

Answers could vary depending on the personality. However; there is a perfect answer. If you are a person who would think "out of the box" you would answer: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the old lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman (or man if you are a woman) of my dreams."

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Gup Shup / Re: aj apna last din c
« on: November 02, 2009, 11:30:22 AM »
TING TONG MA AJ AYA C ONLINE CHORI CHORI RULES BREAK KAR KEY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

©o∂€л@M€→47 veer tuhadey vargey veera di mehar chida .. bus kam ta appey agey nikledy rendy haveer ji

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Gup Shup / Re: aj apna last din c
« on: November 02, 2009, 11:25:07 AM »
GS bai ji ma ta apney shonk nu nukri karda ha maery father da apna desgening studio ha. veer ji

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Gup Shup / aj apna last din c
« on: November 01, 2009, 08:49:55 AM »
sat sri akal ji sareyan nu

tuhanu sun key badi kushi hovi gi(khas kar key kudiya nu) the MASK da aj last din c hun the MAsk job tay vapis ja reha .  hun pata ni kado mail hovey tuhadey sareyan nal . kadi kadi on line ava ga. ma apney khas  dosta nu bout miss kara ga YARR PUNJABI,yanken BIBI ,velly veer,SUKH PANGEYBAZ JATT, SUKHI, nice bai apna goru bai, POWEr, DESI, MERI BIKEY DARLING ena nu bout miss kara ga


EK ta rha he gaye  :hehe: mari H33R wali kudi tanu bout miss kara ga ma ..

JAY marey kolo koi galti ho gaye hovey ta maff kareo ... byee janta.. rab rakha fir mildey ha

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PJ Games / Re: Competition - Sohni Pag
« on: November 01, 2009, 04:56:54 AM »
wah akaale wah  khush kitta iee.....
mast hai yaar .......ye bull waali baut mast hai yaar................ =D>
thax goru.
tuhanu khera pata eh pic mari ha ha ha

ma ha THE MASK ma ajey apna mask ni utareya lolzzzzzzzzzz :grin:


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PJ Games / Re: Competition - Sohni Pag
« on: November 01, 2009, 01:47:44 AM »


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PJ Games / Re: Competition - Sohni Pag
« on: November 01, 2009, 01:45:20 AM »




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Gup Shup / Re: **HAPPY THAND**
« on: October 31, 2009, 01:03:45 AM »
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