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 :thinking: hmmmmm  :thinking:

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Love Pyar / Re: give a flower to the above person
« on: April 15, 2014, 07:12:04 AM »
lo g  :smile:

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Love Pyar / Re: comment on the name of above person
« on: April 15, 2014, 07:07:28 AM »
 :thinking: naam ta nice aa ik dam  :smile:

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: April 15, 2014, 07:02:47 AM »
2 number  :blink:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« on: April 14, 2014, 02:02:41 PM »
1 bache di nani ohnu godhi ch leke boli,
soja degree soja...........
padosan asks,"  why u call him degree...?
she said,
"meri kudi chandigarh ton degree len gyi c te aah le ke vapass ayi aa  :thaa:
:D: degree :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« on: April 14, 2014, 01:43:09 PM »
girl: India Mein Sabse
Zayda Baraf Kahan girti Hai?
Muje vo jaga dekhni hai...
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pappu: Whiskey Ke Glass Mein BOtal Le Aa Dekhva Tenu  :D: :D: :D: :D:
:D: sahhi aa

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Munda :- Kidan Motti ??
Kudi :- :( Main Motti aa ??
Munda :- Nai Shone Mjaak karda C.
Kudi :- nai Main motti aa. :'(
Munda :- I said Mjaak C.
Kudi :- Nai main motti aa hna ?? Munda :- aaho tu motti ae .. bas ??khush ?? huhh
Kudi :- :'''( you called me Mottiiii!!!!!! :""((
Munda :- aaaho tu motti aa ..  ... dangar ... te
main bewakoof jehda tere naal gal krdapeya !!
Saallli
pagal.  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
:D: kissi passe ne jeen dindi duniya :D:

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1 Pari ne dekha k 1 Sher Khargosh ka picha kar
raha hai.
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Pari ne 2no ko rok kar kaha ki agar tum aisa na
kro to main tum 2 noki 3, 3 khuwaishain puri karoongi
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Sher: mere ilawa is jungle k tamam
Sheron ko Sherniya bana do.
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Khargosh: 1 helmet chahiye.
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Sher: baraabar waalay jungle ke tamam Shero ko
Sherniya bana do. .
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Khargosh: 1 bike de do.
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Sher: sari duniya k Shero ko Sherniya bana do.
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Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola:
"is sher ko Gay bana do"  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
:D: aah v sahi c :D:

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Boy:Dekho Main Tumhari Zulfon k Liye
Kya Laya Hu............. . . . .
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Girl:Romantic Mood Se Janu
Kya.........??? ?? . . .
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Boy:Ustra.....
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Tindd Kaddni Aa Teri Saaliye , Mere v
Juan Pa Ditiyan Ne....... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
:D: juaaaaaaan

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ਕੁੜੀ Ne MundE ਨੂੰ ਕਿਹਾ :-

ਆ ਮੁੰਡਿਆ , ਨੀ ਜ਼ਰਾ ਬਹੀ ਮੁੰਡਿਆ , ਦੁਖ ਸੁਖ ਸਾਂਝਾ ਕਰਨ ਨੂੰ ਜੀਅ ਕਰਦਾ ,

ਤੂੰ ਬਣ ਜਾ ਮੇਰa ਰਾਂਝਾ , ਮੇਰਾ ਹੀਰ ਸਲੇਟੀ ਬਣਨ ਨੂੰ ਜੀਅ ਕਰਦਾ ,
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ਅਗੋਂ MuNdA ਕਹਿੰਦa :-

____ਆ KuDiYeE, ਵੇ ਨੈਣ ਮਿਲਾ kUdIyEeE____ ਮੇਰਾ ਸੁਰਤੀ ਲਾਉਣ ਨੂ ਜੀ ਕਰਦਾ ,

ਤੂੰ ਆਪਣੇ ਆਪ ਹੀ ਲੰਘ ਜਾ, ਨਹੀਂ ਮੇਰਾ ਜੁੱਤੀ ਲਾਹੁਣ ਨੂੰ ਜੀ ਕਰਦਾ !.......
:D: naah bai na :D:

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Gup Shup / Re: Short Movie Reviews
« on: April 14, 2014, 12:50:49 PM »
 :okk: Gravity

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: April 14, 2014, 12:44:36 PM »
nainna nu ..........
ke ho gya  :blush:

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Knowledge / Re: Anmulliya Tasveera......Thodi seva ch.
« on: April 14, 2014, 12:31:40 PM »
 :okk: :okk: =D> nice work
 :cooll: charli chaplin

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Knowledge / Re: PUNJABI (I.Q.) QUIZ ...!
« on: April 14, 2014, 12:00:49 PM »
Babba Banda Singh Bahadur ?
mera lgda galt ho gya :break: -0.25  :whew:

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Knowledge / Re: Why Does my Body Do That (Very Informative)
« on: April 14, 2014, 11:58:57 AM »
 :okk:ik damm

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Knowledge / Re: Best View Of world.......
« on: April 14, 2014, 11:54:51 AM »
 :okk: =D> =D> maja aa gya

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Knowledge / Re: Yaad aa Kise nu??
« on: April 14, 2014, 11:48:45 AM »
14 feb VALENTINE DAY ਹੈ | ਇਹ ਤਾਂ ਹਰ
ਇਕ ਨੂੰ ਪਤਾ ਹੈ ਕੀ ਬੱਚਾ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਵੱਡਾ ਪਰ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ
ਇਹ ਪਤਾ ਹੈ ਕੇ , ਪੰਜਾਬ ਦੇ ਇਤੇਹਾਸ ਦਾ ਉਹ
ਮਨਹੂਸ ਦਿਨ ਹੈ ਜਦੋਂ ੧੪ ( 14 )ਫਰਵਰੀ ੧੯੩੧
(1931) ਨੂੰ ਭਗਤ ਸਿੰਘ ,ਸੁਖਦੇਵ ਤੇ ਰਾਜਗੁਰੂ ਨੂੰ
ਫਾਂਸੀ ਦੇਣ ਦੇ ਹੁਕਮ ਜਾਰੀ ਹੋਏ ਸੀ ਤੇ ਕਲਮ ਤੋੜੀ ਗਈ
ਸੀ ,ਸੋਚੋ ਉਸ ਮਾਂ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਬੀਤੀ ਹੋਵੇਗੀ ਜਿਸਦੇ ਜਵਾਨ
ਪੁੱਤ ਨੂੰ ਮੌਤ ਗਲ ਨਾਲ ਲਾਉਣ ਲਈ ਆ ਰਹੀ ਹੋਵੇ |

Source www.facebook.com/punjabmustriseagain
   :lost: yaad ne c  :rabb: waheguru

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Knowledge / Re: PUNJABI (I.Q.) QUIZ ...!
« on: April 14, 2014, 11:39:36 AM »
Q: Who is first Sikh emperor?
:thinking: maharaja ranjit singh

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Q:- salwadh (ghaah foos ugiya in choo  X_X) de naal banaiya gye broom nu ke kehnde aa ??????????

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Knowledge / Re: Time
« on: April 14, 2014, 11:34:23 AM »
When ur time is good.
ur mistakes are taken as a joke.
...but ur time is bad
,even ur jokes are noticed as mistakes,
:D: aaho veere fr mera time mada chlda :D:

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Knowledge / Re: A Lesson In Psychology
« on: April 14, 2014, 11:28:03 AM »
¤ When A Person Laughs too Much Even On Stupid Things,
Be Sure That Person Is Sad Deep Inside.

¤ When A Person Sleeps A lot, Be Sure Dat Person Is Lonely.

¤ When A Person Talks Less, And If He Talks, He Talks Fast Then It Means That Person Keeps Secrets.

¤ When Someone Can't Cry Then That Person Is Weak.

¤ When Someone Eats In Abnormal Way Then That Person Is In Tension.

¤ When Someone Cry On Little Things Then It Means He Is Innocent & Soft Hearted.

¤ When Someone Gets Angry On Silly Or Small Things It Means He Is In Love.

So True, Try To See All These In Real Life, U Will Find All.
:D: main ta ......... :D:

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Knowledge / Re: Awesome Suggestion for Girls
« on: April 14, 2014, 11:25:25 AM »
 =D> agreed

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Knowledge / Re: Top 10 Languages Spoken in the World
« on: April 14, 2014, 11:21:00 AM »
 :break: main ta sochiya koi number punjabi da hunna  :break:

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Pics / Re: this is the time wn we say ohhhhh teriiii............
« on: April 14, 2014, 11:13:42 AM »
eniya bhediya bhediya photoa na pao,, bache darr jaange :thaa:
  :huhh: ashaaaa g :hehe:

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Pics / this is the time wn we say ohhhhh teriiii............
« on: April 14, 2014, 10:43:15 AM »
this is the actual moments when we say, "ohhhhhhhhhhhh teriiiiiiii..........."

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