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2061
« on: December 31, 2010, 05:09:22 PM »
Main na hun sandal jayada nai kharidne lol gharon bht galaan paindian lol !!
:laugh: :laugh:
2062
« on: December 31, 2010, 05:08:56 PM »
Main tainu samjawan ki na tere baajon lagda jee ..
acha really lolzzzz :laugh:
2063
« on: December 31, 2010, 05:08:15 PM »
:Laugh: bhulekhe nal hor kisi di dream vich ta ni chale gea :Laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2064
« on: December 31, 2010, 05:07:35 PM »
mai phn utte talk
2065
« on: December 31, 2010, 05:07:09 PM »
haye rabba kite meri nazar na lag jaie :pagel:fateh ji kala tika la do ehde :hihpanga: :hihpanga:
tu aap laa de apne hath naal :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2066
« on: December 31, 2010, 05:06:44 PM »
Haye ve chup kar meri simo tan bht cute aa
tu apni gf nu lai k udd ja ethon lol lol lol !!
aho ih sab fair and lovely cream da kamaal ha roopal donot be jealous :laugh:
2067
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:40:37 PM »
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
2068
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:36:53 PM »
Yea oho anpar haiga ..Only english lol
my poor cell !!
@fateh-ena sochn wali gal tan nai i think lol !!
mai dooori naaap riha c kinni ha :excited: :excited:
2069
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:34:48 PM »
HAPPY NEW YEAR ROOPAL
2070
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:33:39 PM »
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
:laugh: :laugh: LIKE SIMARI :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2071
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:31:54 PM »
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
:laugh: :laugh:
2072
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:29:55 PM »
Hawww she is damn beautiful lol
fateh tan kamla hoya peya hona gana ga ga k
-nazran na lagg jan noori mukh nu sutti jawan mirchan main waar waar k hahahahaha omg simro u rocks !!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: SIMO ROCK ROOPAL VEKHLA SIMMO NU KINNI SOHNI MERI KISI NAAL FIGHT HUNDI INNU AGGE KAR DINDA YA ISDI PIC VEKHA DINDA :laugh: :laugh:
2073
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:28:43 PM »
Banta ek Sadhu se bola: " Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao."
Sadhu: "Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?"
2074
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:27:40 PM »
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
2075
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:27:00 PM »
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
2076
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:26:17 PM »
Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush
2077
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:25:38 PM »
Santa: That girl is deaf
Banta: How do you know?
Santa: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new
2078
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:24:52 PM »
Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land?
Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer)
Santa: AIRHOSTESS!!!!
2079
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:23:59 PM »
Santa and Banta were looking at an Egyptian Mummy at a museum.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Yes you are right. See lorry number is also written BC 1760 !!!
2080
« on: December 31, 2010, 04:23:22 PM »
Santa’s wife: Oye JI stop looking at other women you are married now.
Santa: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?
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