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Jokes Majaak / KUDRAT AND HER NOKAR
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:40:08 PM »
KUDRAT: naukar nu kehndI hai ke sare gamliyan ch pani de de,


Naukar: bahar baris pe rahi hai.


KUDRAT :koi gal chatri le ke pa de.

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Jokes Majaak / FATEH AND JHANDA
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:37:44 PM »
FATEH: je tainu sardi lage taan tu ki karda h?

JHANDA: heater de kol ja ke beth janda haan.

FATEH: je pher v lage taan?

JHANDA: heater on kar linda haan.


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Jokes Majaak / SANDHU AND TIGER STYLE
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:35:42 PM »
SANDHU: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.


TIGER STYLE: Q?



SANDHU: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan

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Jokes Majaak / JHANDA AMLI AND HIS FATHER
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:32:41 PM »
JHANDA :papa tusi mainu kiha si, je me hun ki var pass ho gya
taan tusi mainu rs 1000 dwoge.
Papa:haan kiha si?
JHANDA:bdahi ho me tuhade 1000rs bacha dite



 :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:31:50 PM »
Wife:tusi bde mote ho gye ho.
Santa:apne aap ne vekhiya tu kini moti ho gyi h?
Wife:me taan maa bnan wali haan.
Santa:fer me v taan bap bnan wala haan.
:superhappy: :superhappy: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: STUDY JOKE
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:28:26 PM »
loll vadiya va
tahi mai pass ho gaya te bhagta aje tak school ch aa :laugh:

HAHAHAHA  :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: KHUDA
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:24:13 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ROOH
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:23:55 PM »
:laugh: :laugh:  :laugh: :laugh:
THXXXXXXXX

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Jokes Majaak / UDASSS
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:22:37 PM »
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


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Jokes Majaak / DIL JIGAR KIDNEY
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:22:07 PM »
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…


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Jokes Majaak / ROOH
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:21:22 PM »
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!




 :omg:

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Jokes Majaak / KHUDA
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:20:13 PM »
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!


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Jokes Majaak / STUDY JOKE
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:18:38 PM »
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Fateh and Tittlee
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:14:53 PM »
vaise pehla v kise te azmaaya lagda bai tu eh tarika
tahi bada sure aa  :laugh: :laugh:
OH NA VEEERE JUST FUN LAYI HA AZMAAYA NHI TAHI MUH HUNE TAKK SAHI HA MERA NHI TA 2 YA 5 TEETH OUT HUNDE

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Fateh and Tittlee
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:11:26 PM »
TITTLE UDD GYI C VEKHIYA END VICH VIDEO DE I WON  :rockon: :excited: :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: FATEH IK GLASS PAANI
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:06:24 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: INNA BRAIN KISI KISI VICH HUNDA  :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Fateh and Tittlee
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:03:23 PM »
loll very nice aa v
pyar naal nai manni te dar ke hi mann jaugi  :loll:
AHO LOLZ :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Fateh and Tittlee
« on: January 06, 2011, 09:52:23 PM »
FATEH-- TITTLE NU PAAYAAR DA IZHAAR KARDA

FOR TITTLEE


FATEH SAID - TERE UTTE JAAN WAAAR DAVAGE

JO TANNU HATH LAVEGA OH BANDA MAAR DAVAGE
 
JEH TU FIR BHI YAAARI NA NIBHAYI

YAAD RAKHI . GADDI TERE UTTE BHI CHAAAD DAVAGE
 :excited: :rockon:



 :rockon: :rockon:

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Complaints / jatt _beparwah is swearing in chatroom
« on: January 06, 2011, 09:16:17 PM »
[_FateH_] 2:13 am: AA GYA MAI
[_FateH_] 2:13 am: ssa
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:13 am: BHEN V LE A
[_FateH_] 2:13 am: bai
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:13 am: APNI
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:13 am: HAHAHA
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:13 am: GALLAN NA KAR KODA HOJA
[_FateH_] 2:13 am: bai gaaal na kadd
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: TERI V LAINI A AJJ
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: HAHAHAH
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: COMPLAINT KARTI TU THAA THAA TE
[_FateH_] 2:14 am: chi chi kinna ganda tu
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: HUN A JAANGE TERI
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: BHEN NU BACHAUN VALE
[_FateH_] 2:14 am: saram kar
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: HAHAHA
[_FateH_] 2:14 am: as a sikh ida diya galla karda
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: SHARAM KARANGA TA TERI BHEN NAAL SEX
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: KIDA KARANGA
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: HAHAHA
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: TERI BHEN DA GHO0OSA SALA MERA
[_FateH_] 2:14 am: bai muh band karla
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: tamatar YAWN DEYA
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: TENU AAKE
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: SSA KAHI
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: SSA JI KAHI
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: mera vadda veer A TU JAWAAB DITTA
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: MOHREYON
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: BHE N ***** TU JAWAAB DITTA MOHREYON
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: ?
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: SALEYA JADO GAAL KADDI UDO TA TU BADI SHETI OYE AAYE LAG GEYA KARN
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: SSA DA JAWAAB KINHE DENA C
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: Mera Veer O

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Request / Re: john cena theme song
« on: January 06, 2011, 08:59:55 PM »
cool ha i like john cena :rockon:

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