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Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!
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Jokes Majaak / SMS« on: January 01, 2011, 08:57:04 PM »
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde likhde space muki, assi overwrite alloweed la dita, yaara mereya message reply karin, assi apna farz nibha dita!! 245
Jokes Majaak / THANEDAAR« on: January 01, 2011, 08:55:54 PM »
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!! 246
Jokes Majaak / PETER« on: January 01, 2011, 08:51:13 PM »
Scene: A woman comes to Ajit for suggesting a name/s for her kids .
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do! Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do! 247
Jokes Majaak / DOCTOR« on: January 01, 2011, 08:50:12 PM »
Once a doctor went to a mental hospital. he was walking by a room and saw a guy holding his ear to the wall, so the doc went to that guy and pushed him aside and tried to listen so the doc put his ear against the wall and said i don't hear anything. that guy slaped the doctor and said i'm listening to this wall for 20 years i don't hear anything you just came and how the hell can you hear something.
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Jokes Majaak / BOY VS GIRL« on: January 01, 2011, 08:49:06 PM »
A Girl to her boy friend
Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi Mohabat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi A Boy to his girl friend chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga Mohabat agar ek se hogi hai, to hazaron ka kya hoga 249
Jokes Majaak / Jatti« on: January 01, 2011, 05:49:53 PM »
nahan vich use karo saboon di batti ,,, ager kudi naal fight karni ta use karo jatti :
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Gup Shup / SAMOSA LOVERR« on: January 01, 2011, 01:21:22 AM »
PLZ WADIYA TO WADIYA SAMOSE SEND KARO :happy: :excited: :excited: :excited: IK DUJJE NU
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Fun Time / Boliyan Bhangra in supermarket Southampton (UK)« on: December 31, 2010, 10:49:01 PM » |