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Jokes Majaak / LONDON PUNJABI AND FATEH
« on: January 07, 2011, 09:06:29 PM »
LONDON PUNJABI: kal raat apne ghar chor aa gaye si, uhna ne mainu bda kutiya,





FATEH: te tu shor Q nhi machaya veer?




london punjabi: me ki darpok haan jo shor machan lag janda.

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News Khabran / cow piss soft drink in india
« on: January 07, 2011, 08:33:05 PM »







India has Cow Urine Drink


The Nation who drinks Cow Urine !!!I Seeing is Believing must watch










http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554.ece



 From Times Online  February 11, 2009

India to launch cow urine as soft drinkJeremy Page, Delhi Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.

The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

The drink is the latest attempt by the RSS – which was founded in 1925 and now claims eight million members – to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its ideology of Hindutva, or Hindu-ness.

Hindus revere cows and slaughtering them is illegal in most of India. Cow dung is traditionally used as a fuel and disinfectant in villages, while cow urine and dung are often consumed in rituals to "purify" those on the bottom rungs of the Hindu caste system.

In 2001, the RSS and its offshoots – which include the opposition Bharatiya Janata Party – began promoting cow urine as a cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer.

The movement has often been accused of using more violent methods, such as killing 67 Christians in the eastern state of Orissa last year, and assaulting women in a pub in Mangalore last month. It also has a history of targeting foreign business in India, as in 1994, when it organised a nationwide boycott of multinational consumer goods, including Pepsi and Coca Cola.

The cola brands are popular in India, now one of their biggest markets, but have struggled in recent years to shake off allegations, which they deny, that they contain dangerous levels of pesticide.

Mr Prakash said his drink, by contrast, was made mainly of cow urine, mixed with a few medicinal and ayurvedic herbs. He said it would be "cheap", but declined to give further details about its price or ingredients until it was officially launched.

He insisted, however, that it would be able to compete with the American cola brands, even with their enormous advertising budgets. "We're going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind," he said. "We may also think of exporting it."

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Jokes Majaak / ANTI JATTI AND FATEH
« on: January 07, 2011, 08:29:04 PM »
[JATTI :aji sunte ho ,utho utho

FATEH: Q uthaya mainu ?

JATTI: tusi neend di goliyan lena bhul gye si./b]

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Gup Shup / IF THR WAS NO RELIGION IN THE WORLD THEN ???
« on: January 07, 2011, 08:03:29 PM »
MITRO APNE APNE VICHAAR DASSSO KI RELIGION AGER NA HUNDE TA KI FAYDA HUNDA KI NUKSHAAAN TRY TO MAKE SHORT AND SWEET ANSWER NOT BIG LINE PLZZZ SHORT MEANING DASSSO :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / ISHQ DA ROGGGG??
« on: January 07, 2011, 12:37:24 AM »
MAINU ISHQ DA LAGIYA ROGGGG

LOKKI KAHNDE JALDI PAIN WALA MERE MARAN DA BHOG
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / KUDRAT AND HER NOKAR
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:40:08 PM »
KUDRAT: naukar nu kehndI hai ke sare gamliyan ch pani de de,


Naukar: bahar baris pe rahi hai.


KUDRAT :koi gal chatri le ke pa de.

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Jokes Majaak / FATEH AND JHANDA
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:37:44 PM »
FATEH: je tainu sardi lage taan tu ki karda h?

JHANDA: heater de kol ja ke beth janda haan.

FATEH: je pher v lage taan?

JHANDA: heater on kar linda haan.


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Jokes Majaak / SANDHU AND TIGER STYLE
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:35:42 PM »
SANDHU: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.


TIGER STYLE: Q?



SANDHU: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan

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Jokes Majaak / JHANDA AMLI AND HIS FATHER
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:32:41 PM »
JHANDA :papa tusi mainu kiha si, je me hun ki var pass ho gya
taan tusi mainu rs 1000 dwoge.
Papa:haan kiha si?
JHANDA:bdahi ho me tuhade 1000rs bacha dite



 :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / UDASSS
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:22:37 PM »
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


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Jokes Majaak / DIL JIGAR KIDNEY
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:22:07 PM »
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…


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Jokes Majaak / ROOH
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:21:22 PM »
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!




 :omg:

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Jokes Majaak / KHUDA
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:20:13 PM »
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!


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Jokes Majaak / STUDY JOKE
« on: January 06, 2011, 10:18:38 PM »
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

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Jokes Majaak / Fateh and Tittlee
« on: January 06, 2011, 09:52:23 PM »
FATEH-- TITTLE NU PAAYAAR DA IZHAAR KARDA

FOR TITTLEE


FATEH SAID - TERE UTTE JAAN WAAAR DAVAGE

JO TANNU HATH LAVEGA OH BANDA MAAR DAVAGE
 
JEH TU FIR BHI YAAARI NA NIBHAYI

YAAD RAKHI . GADDI TERE UTTE BHI CHAAAD DAVAGE
 :excited: :rockon:



 :rockon: :rockon:

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Complaints / jatt _beparwah is swearing in chatroom
« on: January 06, 2011, 09:16:17 PM »
[_FateH_] 2:13 am: AA GYA MAI
[_FateH_] 2:13 am: ssa
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:13 am: BHEN V LE A
[_FateH_] 2:13 am: bai
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:13 am: APNI
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:13 am: HAHAHA
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:13 am: GALLAN NA KAR KODA HOJA
[_FateH_] 2:13 am: bai gaaal na kadd
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: TERI V LAINI A AJJ
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: HAHAHAH
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: COMPLAINT KARTI TU THAA THAA TE
[_FateH_] 2:14 am: chi chi kinna ganda tu
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: HUN A JAANGE TERI
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: BHEN NU BACHAUN VALE
[_FateH_] 2:14 am: saram kar
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: HAHAHA
[_FateH_] 2:14 am: as a sikh ida diya galla karda
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: SHARAM KARANGA TA TERI BHEN NAAL SEX
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: KIDA KARANGA
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: HAHAHA
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: TERI BHEN DA GHO0OSA SALA MERA
[_FateH_] 2:14 am: bai muh band karla
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: tamatar YAWN DEYA
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: TENU AAKE
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: SSA KAHI
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:14 am: SSA JI KAHI
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: mera vadda veer A TU JAWAAB DITTA
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: MOHREYON
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: BHE N ***** TU JAWAAB DITTA MOHREYON
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: ?
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: SALEYA JADO GAAL KADDI UDO TA TU BADI SHETI OYE AAYE LAG GEYA KARN
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: SSA DA JAWAAB KINHE DENA C
[jaTT_beparwaH] 2:15 am: Mera Veer O

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Fun Time / Fat girl
« on: January 03, 2011, 11:29:58 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :won:

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Gup Shup / Codename47
« on: January 03, 2011, 11:27:57 PM »
 :happy: :happy: CODENAME JI

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Gup Shup / Jatti anti narcotics
« on: January 03, 2011, 11:26:24 PM »
 :happy: jattti  :happy:

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Gup Shup / Simari
« on: January 03, 2011, 11:24:21 PM »
 :superhappy: :superhappy:

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