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« on: August 08, 2014, 08:37:22 AM »
GOD in heaven said to a 9 month baby you are going 2 born on earth tomorrow..
Baby cried & asked how I will talk with people..?
God: I had already sent an angel 2 earth she will teach U..
Child: how will i pray 2 U..?
God: The angel will teach u..
Child: How will I learn good words..?
God: angel will teach u..
Child: if I suffer from sorrow?
God: angel will be dere 2 listen..
Child: how do I find that angel?
God: Its very simple! Usually people call that Angel as.. "MOTHER" ♥
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« on: July 11, 2014, 04:19:08 PM »
Love in class.....
Girls way:-
A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns back and see
the boy sitting on last bench and say
"THANK GOD STUPID AAYA HAI....".
.
Boys way:-
Before the boy could see his girl entering in class all
his friends start.
.
.
. "OYE BHABHI AA GAYI OYE...."
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« on: July 10, 2014, 05:21:15 PM »
Gurlal Singh In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What Is Microsoft Excel?”
Gurlal Singh : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer
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« on: April 14, 2011, 12:27:01 PM »
ਲਾਰੇ ਲਾਰੇ ਲਾਰੇ
ਬਾਪੂ ਨੇ ਈਮੇਲ ਪੜ ਲਈ,
ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਪੁੱਤ ਆਸ਼ਕੀਆਂ ਮਾਰੇਔਰਕੁਟ ਤੇ ਨਾ ਜਾਵਾਂ ਸੰਙਦਾ,
ਬਾਪੂ ਉਤੋਂ ਝਾਤੀਆਂ ਮਾਰੇSMS ਮੈਂ Delete ਕਰ ਤੇ,
ਅਗੋਂ ਤੂੰ ਸਾੰਭ ਲਈ ਮੁਟਿਆਰੇਡਰਦੇ ਨੇ ਮੋਬਾਇਲ ਲੁਕਾ ਲਿਆ,
ਬਾਪੂ ਪਿਆ ਮਿਸ ਕਾਲਾਂ ਮਾਰੇ....
ਡਰਦੇ ਨੇ ਮੋਬਾਇਲ ਲੁਕਾ ਲਿਆ,
ਬਾਪੂ ਪਿਆ ਮਿਸ ਕਾਲਾਂ ਮਾਰੇ :pagel:
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« on: January 04, 2011, 12:34:13 PM »
:love: :love:
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« on: December 22, 2010, 09:21:17 AM »
Merry Christmas to all my frds tohade sab layi mere walo christmas gifts ah ..mmain apne sare frds nu gifte de dite ah bas pj de reh geye c :he:....hun main apni passand de laye ah hope tohanu passand ounge ji Jhanda Amli  Stewan  Marjana Gill  Vicky  Mann Sahib  Param  Codname47  Grewal  Power  Sukhbeer  Jaskaran Gill  Navi Braich  MR Brar  GS 
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« on: December 21, 2010, 09:54:10 AM »
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« on: December 15, 2010, 10:03:41 AM »
meu eh song de lyrics chaide ah :sad: plzz
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« on: September 18, 2010, 03:32:36 PM »
sat sri akal janta
main bas eh pushna chondi c ki eh Vicky kon a? :blush:
j kise nu pata ta plz das dio
thanks :rockon:
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« on: September 17, 2010, 08:09:07 AM »
eh wekho aunty ji kina pyaar kardi ah pj gabruya nu :pagel: 
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« on: September 16, 2010, 09:13:31 AM »
Maa di lori zindgi di shuruaat kardi eee,
oos pichon v sadde lai kine dukh zardi ee,
Turna bolna, Nahauna, Dhona Sab sikhaundi eee,
Dardi aa oh bahut payar sannu enna kardi aa,
Nazar na lag je matthe sade tikka laundi ee,
hoor kiton ne mil sakda kade payar oh mavan da,
sari zindgi maa jihra rista nibhaundi ee,
ho jaye je late,aaan te thora lad di ee,
maa di lori zindgi di shuruaat kardi eee.
8-> 8->
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« on: September 16, 2010, 08:27:23 AM »
Lehmber Hussainpuri - Manke Lyrics
jehrey rakh de ni paer dohan badiyan ch' lang de na paar vairne,[x2]
jinnay gal de ganni de tere manke ni ohney tere yaar vairne,[x2]
nee ohney tere yaar vairne,
tere mishri toh wadd mithay bol 12-bore di bandook japdey,
punjah ungla ch' shallay bewafai da ni sajra saboot japdey,
tere mishri toh wadd mithay bol 12bore di bandook japdey,
punjah ungla ch' shallay bewafai da ni sajra saboot japdey,
ni tu gairan di hawa ch' navain yaaran di hawa ch',[x2]
kinna yaari te katari vich fasla ni tu ki janay saar vairne,
jinnay gal de ganni de tere manke ni ohney tere yaar vairne,[x2]
ni ohney tere yaar vairne,[x2]
assi samajh beth c rab tereyan ni naina ch' pyaar vekh ke,
jhutt mukri zubano waday bhull gi ni heereyan de haar vekh ke,
assi samajh beth c rab tereyan ni naina ch' pyaar vekh ke,
jhutt mukri zubano waday bhull gi ni heereyan de haar vekh ke,
jadon dhall gi jawani labnay ni dil jaani,[x2]
ho ju tapde kalejay wali agg teri ohdo thandi thaar vairne,
jinnay gal de ganni de tere manke ni ohney tere yaar vairne,[x2]
ni ohney tere yaar vairne,[x2]
laake LEHMBER de naal hun yaarian tu SAYMEH nu pehchan di v nahi,
hun akhdi hai NIRMALJEET kaun main ta ohnu jaandi v nahi,
laake LEHMBER de naal hun yaarian tu SAYMEH nu pehchan di v nahi,
hun akhdi hai NIRMALJEET kaun main ta ohnu jaandi v nahi,
ni tu jaan v lawengi tu pehchan v lawengi,[x2]
chadhi kina ku klol dus karegi jawani din chaar vairne,
jinnay gal de ganni de tere manke ni ohney tere yaar vairne,[x2]
ni ohney tere yaar vairne,[x2]
ni ohney tere yaar vairne, sachi ni tere yaar vairne
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« on: September 16, 2010, 08:25:46 AM »
Main kal tak nahin rehna,[x2]
ve main tirke gharay da paani,
main kal tak nahin rehna,[x2]
de lai tanay, mehnay kehley jo v kehna,
main kal tak nahin rehna,[x2]
ve main tirke gharay da paani,
main kal tak nahin rehna,[x2]
ho na niraz ve tu ho na nirash ve, doli vich main ni jana jau meri laash ve,[x2]
gallan sachiyan bhawain na sach jaani,[x2]
main kal tak nahin rehna,[x2]
ve main tirke gharay da paani,
main kal tak nahin rehna,[x2]
saada pyaar jagg ne hai paeran ch' madoleya, sonay wali takri ch' hai menu toleya,[x2]
ho jeundi firdi main kiven marjani,[x2]
main kal tak nahin rehna,[x2]
ve main tirke gharay da paani,
main kal tak nahin rehna,
nehrayan da mudh ton saver naal vair ve, badlaan ne gheri SANDHU sikhar dupehar ve,[x2]
kal muk jaani prem kahani,
main kal tak nahin rehna,
ve main tirke gharay da paani,
main kal tak nahin rehna,
de lai tanay, mehnay kehley jo v kehna,
main kal tak nahin rehna,
main kal tak.............
main kal tak nahin rehn
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« on: September 15, 2010, 08:20:38 AM »
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« on: September 14, 2010, 08:20:54 AM »
he he he eh wekho apna stewan drive karda 
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« on: September 14, 2010, 07:43:36 AM »
Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c
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« on: September 14, 2010, 07:36:03 AM »
Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakda. Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne.
Punjabi Girl: Ghar vich kon kon hai.
Punjabi Boy: 1 bivi te 3 bache.
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« on: September 14, 2010, 07:27:08 AM »
:rockon: :rockon: eh wekho sis music sundi a 
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« on: September 14, 2010, 02:10:31 AM »
sat sri akal mere pyare dosto
mainu pata hai tuci sab apne india to door hora mulakha [country]
wich rehnde ah main bas eh pushna chondi c ki jithe b hun tuci
rehnde ah uthe ki nai milda jo ki India ja fer Punjab milda wa. THANWAAD
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« on: September 13, 2010, 08:15:08 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 
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