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Messages - sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA
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« on: May 01, 2009, 05:09:18 AM »
:hug: :hug: :hug:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 05:08:38 AM »
chal shukar e....
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« on: May 01, 2009, 05:08:10 AM »
:hug: :hug:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 05:07:39 AM »
:balle: :balle: :balle: :superhappy: :superhappy: true...
next nu ajj kal net ta jyada shounk e....
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« on: May 01, 2009, 05:06:49 AM »
kala nak payi vich ....lolzzz ghota kha k .... :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 05:06:00 AM »
Engineer oh ne...
jehre jyadatar fasde ne...
Interview de sawaala ch...
vaddi companiyan de jaal ch...
malak te client de shashopanj ch...
Engineer oh ne...
jehre tang aa gaye ne...
Meetings de seyapeeya ch...
Submissions de gehraaiyan ch...
Teamwork de jhoothan ch...
Engineer oh ne...
jehre lage rehnde ne...
Schedule nu banoun ch...
Targets nu gayab karn ch ...
Roz nave nave bahaane banoun ch...
Engineer oh ne...
jehre lunch time ch Breakfast karde ne...
Dinner time te Lunch kardea ne te...
Commutation de time soun njayea karde ne...
Engineer oh ne...
jehre paagal ne...
Cha te samoseya de pyaar ch...
Cigarette de khumaar ch...
Birdwatching de vichaar ch...
Engineer oh ne...
jehre guwache ne..
Reminders de jawaaba ch...
Na milan waale hisaaba ch...
vadiya future de supneya ch...
Engineer oh ne...
jihna nu intezaar e...
Weekend night te halla machaoune da...
Boss di chutti te jaan da...
Increment di khabar aaoune da...
Engineer oh ne...
jehre sochde ne...
Kaash padhaai te dhyaan ditta hunda...
Kaash teacher naal panga na leya hunda...
Kaash ishq na kitta hunda…...
Kaash…...
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:44:25 AM »
kyu marran tu mar ik glass adhe bhare glass pani vich chaal maar ke.... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:43:21 AM »
acha ji ....tuahnu pasand aayea....
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:42:41 AM »
oh kujh ni bai bas eve dil jeha khush kar reha lolzzzz :hug: :hug:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:41:33 AM »
no comments lolzzz....
next person di ajj hi tarraki hoyi e.......congrats.....
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:28:53 AM »
1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
12. “A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for” - Albert Einstein
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:25:35 AM »
Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,
An art for a lover,
An accomplishment for a bachelor
And a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!
………………………………………………………..
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
U put ur face out,
Then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’
………………………………………………………..
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?….It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins !the fight begins !
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:22:37 AM »
dhanvaad sariyan bibiyea da....ni tere post 1942 earth film naal milde....
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:21:45 AM »
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:21:04 AM »
:laugh: :laugh:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:20:33 AM »
preet main sariyan dheeya bhena waaste eh post kitta....
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:19:07 AM »
wehle aa biba ki kariye urre ta salli koi makhi vi haigi ki kariye nahi ta makhiya maari jande...truee
next ajjkal ajjkal kardi ne ik saal langa ta ni.. :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:17:43 AM »
love u toooo allll sisterss...... :hug: :hug: :hug:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:17:08 AM »
mere bhanje nu hath na lyi ni manmohni nahi badh dayu...lolzz :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:12:37 AM »
A teacher teaching Maths to seven-year-old student asked him, “If I give you one apple and one apple and one apple, how many apples will you have?”Within a few seconds the student replied confidently, “Four!”
The dismayed teacher was expecting an effortless correct answer (three). She was disappointed. “Maybe the child did not listen properly,” she thought. She repeated, “My boy, listen carefully. If I give you one apple and one apple and one apple, how many apples will you have?”
The student had seen the disappointment on his teacher’s face. He calculated again on his fingers. But within him he was also searching for the answer that will make the teacher happy. His search for the answer was not for the correct one, but the one that will make his teacher happy. This time hesitatingly he replied, “Four…”
The disappointment stayed on the teacher’s face. She remembered that this student liked strawberries. She thought maybe he doesn’t like apples and that is making him loose focus. This time with an exaggerated excitement and twinkling in her eyes she asked, “If I give you one strawberry and one strawberry and one strawberry, then how many you will have?”
Seeing the teacher happy, the boy calculated on his fingers again. There was no pressure on him, but a little on the teacher. She wanted her new approach to succeed. With a hesitating smile the student enquired, “Three?”
The teacher now had a victorious smile. Her approach had succeeded. She wanted to congratulate herself. But one last thing remained. Once again she asked him, “Now if I give you one apple and one apple and one more apple how many will you have?”
Promptly the student answered, “Four!”
The teacher was aghast. “How my boy, how?” she demanded in a little stern and irritated voice. In a voice that was low and hesitating young student replied, “Because I already have one apple in my bag.” :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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