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« on: May 05, 2009, 06:34:31 AM »
shaklon ta nahi c lagda ve’
per dil da mara nikal gaya’
hun holi holi sambhlega’
jo pair ishq vich fisal gaya’
ki kami saathon reh gayi ve,
kis gal to mukh ve mod laya’
kaun milya saathon vad ke ve’
kis naal tu rishta jod laya….. :sad: :sad:
sUlTaNpUrIyA....
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« on: May 03, 2009, 06:41:07 AM »
barhi door udari mar aye pishay shad aye sohne yaaran nu.....
kuj appnia kuj gaira nu nale shad aye maa de pyaran nu....
berangli kar lye jindgi ae jo kade ranga wich rangi se....
AMRIKA de chawwan maar leya INDIA di roti changi si....FORD de chawan maar leya EISHER di wahi changi c.....miss u punjabbbbb :cry: :cry: miss my pindd.....miss uuuuu badly......sUlTaNpUrIyA.... :cry: :cry:
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« on: May 03, 2009, 06:33:26 AM »
RABBA DITA JE HUSN TU SOHNIYA NU
KYUN DITIYAN DAS MAGROORIYA
PEHLA PATT KE PUTT BEGANEYA DE
PHER WAT KE LANGDIAN GHOORIAN NE
ISHQ DE RAH WICH DEN DHOKHA DAGEBAZZ MAjAjNA POORIYAN NE
MUR PUCHYE EA KITA ,TA KEHN GIYAN .
CHAD VE JHALEYA TENU KI DASIYE SANU KI KI MAGBOORIAN NE....
sUlTaNpUrIyA....
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« on: May 03, 2009, 03:56:49 AM »
ssa dosto....yarro mainu tuahdi help chahidi e....plzzz help karo meri...main problem dassa apni....yaar mainu +2 da certificate chaihdi board cho :sad:.....bhave 33% hi lava do mere bhave arts da bnva do....par je koi kisse nu jaanda board ch ja koi eh kam kar sakda plzzz kardo....par mainu othe poora record chahida board ch certificate da...money no prblem...plzzzz koi banva do....gareeb ki suno woh tuamhari sunega....plzz yarro koi kam kar do eh mera....ohnu mere walo bahut bahut dhanvaad te india aa ke ohnu main milu....chalo vi hun waari waari daso...kaunkaun help kar sakda meri..yaario eh majaak ni haiga im serious ...chahe cbse da hi hove par jaaror...dhanvaad.... :sad: :sad:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 05:22:49 AM »
maa de siir tau vaari duunyea
maa bachyea lyi saari duunyea
sardhe dhupe bahut jo siir te cha nyi rehndi
dunyea suuni ho jave jad maa nyi rehndi…
duunyea da koi v rishta maa brabar aa nyi sakda
koi v putt maa da karja kisi janam v laah nyi sakda
badkismat thha, kadar ehdi jis thha nyi pendi
dunyea suuni ho jave jad maa nyi rehndi…
kami ous sheh d radke jeevean vich jo thur jandi ae
maa d kimat samaj hai pendi dunyea tau jad tur jandi ae
bol zateem ho jande ne jad juban nyi rehndi
dunyea suuni ho jave jad maa nyi rehndi…
sda duava mangdi siir balava laine wali
bachyea khatir vik sakdi ae, hass ke tangyea sehne wali
putt de ayi marna pve picha nyi rehndi
dunyea suuni ho jave jad maa nyi rehndi…
dunyea suuni ho jave jad maa nyi rehndi…
sUlTaNpUrIyA.... walo.... Salute to mothers
rabb rakhi sda saaya maa da mere utte…hor meri tere kolo mang koi naa...jeondiya vasdiyan rehan maava jihna sanu eh jagat dikheya....kinjh dena bhula os maa da jihne 9 mahine mout naal pyar payea.....oh vi hunde jehre bhul k beh jande maa de karj nu.....koi ni samjh sakda es de pyar nu.....koi ni karda vadh k es di chaht to....jaan de ke jaan bachoundi e maa....tahi te duniya waleyo rub ne ik MAA nu banayea...sUlTaNpUrIyA....
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« on: May 02, 2009, 05:01:07 AM »
NERRE HO HO DUR HO GYE,SUPNE CHAKNA CHOOR HO GYE,
TENU PAAUNN DI KHATIR NI,ASIN SAJDE KITE PIRAAN DE,
NA DOSH SOHNIYE TERA,EH SAUDE NE TAKDIRAN DE…………
JAD RANG MAANNE C FABTAAN DE,ODO BULIYAN UTE HAASE C,
PEENDE SAAN JAAM MUHABTAN DE,ODO DUKH V SAATHON PAASE C,
HUN VAGDE NE DAREYAA SOHNIYE,NAINO DULDE NEERAAN DE,
NA DOSH SOHNIYE TERA,EH SAUDE NE TAKDIRAN DE…………
SOCHEYA C AMBRIN UDAANGE,APAN LAAKE KHAMB PYARAN DE,
BEH KATHE CHOGA CHUGAANGE,BANN PANCHI ISHQ BAHARAN DE,
ES ISHQ DI VAIRY DUNIAN NE,LAKHAAN RANJHE KHO LAE HEERAN DE,
NA DOSH SOHNIYE TERA,EH SAUDE NE TAKDIRAN DE…………
JEE KALLEYAN NAI LAGDA MERA,TERI YAAD SATAUNDI NI,
“sUlTaNpUrIyA” BHUL NAHI SAKDA TENU SOHNIYE,ROOH SADI KURLAUNDI NI,
KIDAN MAAR UDAARI AAVAN,JAKRREYA NAAL JANJEERAAN DE,
NA DOSH SOHNIYE TERA,EH SAUDE NE TAKDIRAN DE
sUlTaNpUrIyA....(rAj22g)
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:38:56 AM »
1. They will always smell good even if it’s just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she’s the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know that an hour later….
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you”.
18. Actually, Just the way they kiss you…
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don’t admit it).
23. The way they say “I miss you”.
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn’t hurt her anymore.
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die
without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they
become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling only felt.... :superhappy: :superhappy:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:24:51 AM »
1.You don’t have to call them every day, just to let them know you’re
not fighting
2.You don’t have an anniversary-you just sort of “became” best friends.
3.When someone calls your girlfriend/boyfriend your “partner” it makes
you think of marriage. When they call your best friend your partner,
it’s more like cops.
4.You never have to touch your best friend when it’s hot outside, but
you can still huddle close when it’s freezing.
5.Your parents usually like your best friend.
6.Your best friend doesn’t care if you get fat, you’re ugly, or if you
get a bad haircut.
7.You don’t have to get jealous of “girls only” night or “guys only”
night — You’re part of it!
8.You can laugh at your best friend with no consequences.
9.You can burp/fart in front of your best friend on any occasion.
10.You can plan on still having a relationship with your best friend in
20 years.
11.Never in your life will you need “space” from your best friend.
12.Your best friend won’t be mad if you want some time alone, and will
only ask you “what’s wrong?” once.
13.Your best friend is someone you get in trouble with; your
boyfriend /girlfriend is someone you get in trouble with if you get
in trouble.
14.You don’t have to get dressed up to go anywhere with your best
friend.
15.You’re allowed to have multiple best friends.
16.No one ever spreads rumors or talks about you and your best friend’s
relationship.
17.Borrowing any amount of money from your best friend is okay, no
questions asked.
18.Your best friend will never refer to you as “the ball and chain,
” “the old lady/man,” or “the whip.”
19.No one is ever trying to fix you up on blind dates for a new best
friend.
20.It doesn’t matter what your “other” friends think about your best
friend.
21. Your best friend is the first person you call when you get a new
boy friend / girl friend, and when you break up with them
good frnds r like starssss.......sUlTaNpUrIyA.... :hug: :hug: :hug:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:19:58 AM »
1 ) Coca-Cola: Did you know that its original colour was green?
2 ) Mohammed: Did you know that this is the most used name in the entire world?
3 ) Geographical Letters: Did you know that the name of each of the
continents begins and concludes with the exact same alphabet? Do not
believe that? Look up Asia, Europe, Africa, America, Antarctica and
the rest.
4 ) Muscle Strength: Did you know that the strongest muscle in the
entire body is that one which we use to lick a popsicle? Your tongue.
5 ) Credit Cards: In the United States, were you aware that each and
every person has at least two credit cards?
6 ) An Antique Machine: The word for an old machine that was once used
for writing letters and other documents is the largest word that one
can make if they click only on a single row of their computer’s
keyboard: typewriter!
7 ) Blink: Men wink at women, but research has found out that the
average woman blinks nearly two times more than the average man.
8 ) Suicide: Even though you might have wondered if it was possible,
studies have discovered that it is impossible to kill oneself by
simply holding in your breath.
9) Licking: However much you may try, you will never be able to lick
your elbows.
10) Sneeze: Try sneezing. People will automatically answer you with a
bless you greeting. Have you ever imagined why? Some say that this
happens because a sneeze stops the functioning of the heart for a very
tiny second.
11) The Blue Sky: Did you know that a pig, no matter how much they
try, cannot look up into the sky?
12) Twisting Your Tongue: We have all dabbled with different
tongue-twisters in our day. But do you know which is the toughest?
Sixth sick sheiks sixth sheeps sick.
13) Ribs: Did you know that you should try not to sneeze too strongly.
Why? A very powerful sneeze has the ability to cause a fracture in
your ribcage. But, then again, if you try and withhold one, you stand
the chance of breaking one of the many blood vessels in your neck or
head. This could cause death.
14) Cards: Did you think that the Kings are all just random cards
referring to random figures? No. Each one signifies a different king:
Diamonds for Julius Caesar, Clubs for Alexander the Great, Spades for
David and Hearts for Charlemagne.
15) And finally: Most everyone reading this (Caught You!) are trying
to lick their elbows at this exact moment!
Conclusion: Most of these are not scientific facts, but they are
hilarious, funny and can be used to lighten up the ambience when a
conversation has gone dull. Use any and see your popularity rise up to
great heights
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:12:58 AM »
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don’t do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to
be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,
I’ am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he’s only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an
interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it’s because he’s
overworked
When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
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« on: May 02, 2009, 03:43:12 AM »
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn’t it?
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321
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« on: May 02, 2009, 03:31:03 AM »
You're so stupid you had to call 411 to get the number for 911. :hehe:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 03:25:51 AM »
-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
-- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
-- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
-- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
-- Why doesn't it ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?
-- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
-- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
-- E Pluribus Modem
-- >File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
-- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny.
-- A mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral available.
-- A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
-- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
-- Windows: just another pane in the glass.
-- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
-- All computers wait at the same speed.
-- Go ahead, make my data.
-- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
-- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
-- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
-- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ... :hehe:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 03:20:49 AM »
Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet
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« on: May 02, 2009, 03:14:14 AM »
check this out.......licoln navigator luxury truck in states......
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« on: May 01, 2009, 11:52:22 PM »
Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 5 1/ 2 phoot height kya, poora kasrat body !!!…abhi wo bole to, kya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta, isiliye yeah adverteezment apun paper me chaap riye la hai…Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai, bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!! Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bolati hai woh bhi izzat se! Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai…buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai…Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai… Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam patakha…thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai…Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga iman se…apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori banayinga…bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch…Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line nahi denga…Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai…han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya! Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja dalenga. Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya!
Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.
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« on: May 01, 2009, 06:21:25 AM »
:sad: :sad: This Is Our 21st Century…Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless.
:sad: :sad:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 06:16:42 AM »
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
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« on: May 01, 2009, 05:06:00 AM »
Engineer oh ne...
jehre jyadatar fasde ne...
Interview de sawaala ch...
vaddi companiyan de jaal ch...
malak te client de shashopanj ch...
Engineer oh ne...
jehre tang aa gaye ne...
Meetings de seyapeeya ch...
Submissions de gehraaiyan ch...
Teamwork de jhoothan ch...
Engineer oh ne...
jehre lage rehnde ne...
Schedule nu banoun ch...
Targets nu gayab karn ch ...
Roz nave nave bahaane banoun ch...
Engineer oh ne...
jehre lunch time ch Breakfast karde ne...
Dinner time te Lunch kardea ne te...
Commutation de time soun njayea karde ne...
Engineer oh ne...
jehre paagal ne...
Cha te samoseya de pyaar ch...
Cigarette de khumaar ch...
Birdwatching de vichaar ch...
Engineer oh ne...
jehre guwache ne..
Reminders de jawaaba ch...
Na milan waale hisaaba ch...
vadiya future de supneya ch...
Engineer oh ne...
jihna nu intezaar e...
Weekend night te halla machaoune da...
Boss di chutti te jaan da...
Increment di khabar aaoune da...
Engineer oh ne...
jehre sochde ne...
Kaash padhaai te dhyaan ditta hunda...
Kaash teacher naal panga na leya hunda...
Kaash ishq na kitta hunda…...
Kaash…...
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:28:53 AM »
1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
12. “A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for” - Albert Einstein
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