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« on: November 08, 2009, 06:29:50 PM »
that's nor true, aol wasn't that bad for the short period I used it :hehe:
you shud hv stayed a bit longer in that city :happy: till a new mayor was elected
9262
« on: November 08, 2009, 06:28:05 PM »
awww poor guy...
- bad business though :happy:
hahhaha u expect business accumen in waitors
9263
« on: November 08, 2009, 06:25:06 PM »
hahah and also i wana know the guy makes those warning sounds
:laugh: thouse sounds were stolen from MJ's albums
9264
« on: November 08, 2009, 06:23:14 PM »
9265
« on: November 08, 2009, 06:21:46 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:happy: even their creator is confused
9266
« on: November 08, 2009, 06:20:20 PM »
Where is the Punjabi Prof :happy:
punjabi vich define karda ta moderator edit kar denda :happy:
9267
« on: November 08, 2009, 06:18:49 PM »
Excatly :happy: :happy:
Thats wat europeans think.. May be ignorance :happy: :pagel:
hahahaha ignorance about europeans?
9268
« on: November 08, 2009, 06:13:04 PM »
9269
« on: November 08, 2009, 06:10:38 PM »
already posted.. But its still good.. So I read it again :happy:
ma pleasure, you liked it
9270
« on: November 08, 2009, 06:08:53 PM »
not just nice it's awesome where u get these stuff?
some from internet, some from old college magazines and some from here n there
9271
« on: November 08, 2009, 06:06:58 PM »
sonner bai eda de jokes na post karo,, kudiya chidya ne v padhne hunde aa thnx
I try my best to post clean jokes and even this joke didnt contain a single obscene word. Sorry if this joke too hv been found rude.
9272
« on: November 08, 2009, 06:03:59 PM »
Damn Give the guy a freaking Coffee  : :
Algerian Coffee? Arab Coffee? Cafe Au Lait? Cafe con leche? Cafe Americano? Cafe Freddo? ufff :
9273
« on: November 08, 2009, 05:58:45 PM »
o m g
i love american kids but i love american parents more, particularly the way they obey their children
9274
« on: November 08, 2009, 05:55:56 PM »
Two women talking:
Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I would love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think!
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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...
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Now, two men are talking:
Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.
9275
« on: November 08, 2009, 05:40:59 PM »
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
9276
« on: November 08, 2009, 05:38:25 PM »
1. You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name.
2. You'd only pay $21.95 a month to live there, but half the time you tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck.
3. Once you got outside, even if you were in a hurry, you'd be assaulted by slimy little door-to-door sales creeps offering you great AOL 14.4 modems for only $399.99.
4. The commute to work is just a double-click away, but every time you try to leave your driveway, the flow of traffic knocks you back into your yard.
5. The local post office would tell your mother you're not a known resident.
6. The local post office won't forward your mail to you when you move.
7. If you saw a crime and called 911, they'd reply a week later with a form letter saying how you, "Really are important to us."
8. Every time you went shopping, you'd be kicked out of the store by a bouncer screaming, "We're sorry, this store is temporarily unavailable."
9. Whenever you traveled to other cities, people would see your license tag and laugh at you, behind your back.
10. You'd occasionally be sent home during your day by another bouncer telling you that the city has performed an illegal operation.
11. You'd not have any idea who your neighbors are, and most new arrivals would move in at night, stuff everyone's mailbox with garbage, and vacate before sun-up.
12. The administration would build a huge, state of the art park, and allow the kids to play there free, then suddenly start demanding money.
9277
« on: November 08, 2009, 05:31:36 PM »
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
9278
« on: November 08, 2009, 05:11:39 PM »
When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, I am brown-nosing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.
When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.
When I make a mistake, I am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
9279
« on: November 08, 2009, 09:55:54 AM »
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to
tell his mother what he wanted."Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Johny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Johny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for
his birthday. Little Johnny, of course, thought he did.
Johnny's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday.
Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
God a letter.
LETTER 1:
Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Johnny
Johnny knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this
year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
LETTER 2:
Dear God, This is your friend Johnny. I have been a pretty good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Johnny
Johnny knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.
LETTER 3:
Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.
Johnny
Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God either. Johnny
was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go church.
"Just be home in time for dinner", his mother said.
Johnny walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there.
He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary and slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and
a pen. Johnny began to write his letter to God.
LETTER 4:
I'VE GOT YOUR MOM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed
YOU KNOW WHO
9280
« on: November 08, 2009, 09:44:50 AM »
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?"
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