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« on: November 11, 2009, 06:34:06 AM »
ahhahah o m g
they were like M n M's 
ik ada thankyou v maar do veere M&M ta yaad kra dita
9162
« on: November 11, 2009, 06:31:33 AM »
kaka jehra hath tang aa........ohi hath khulla karan layi tenu ethe saddea :happy:
khulan nu time ta lagu :happy:
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« on: November 11, 2009, 05:48:37 AM »
:happy: :happy:bahut vadia par :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo:
thora hath tang haiga punjabi ch
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« on: November 11, 2009, 03:52:06 AM »
A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.
As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks.
"No, not at all" the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.
"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to eat a few."
"Oh that's all right" the woman says.
"Ever since I lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."
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« on: November 11, 2009, 03:45:08 AM »
A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter.
The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?"
The man replies, "Yes I do."
The cashier then asks, "Do you have the dog with you?"
The man replies, "No, I left it at home."
The cashier then says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this dog food unless I see your dog."
A few days later the man walks into the same store, gets 3 cans of cat food, and walks up to the checkout counter.
The same cashier asks, "Sir, do you own a cat?"
The man replies, "Yes I do."
The cashier then asks, "Do you have your cat with you?"
And the man replies, "No, I left it at home."
Then the cashier says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this cat food unless I see your cat."
A few days later the man walks into the store, this time carrying a paper bag.
He walks up to the same cashier, and asks him to put his hand into the bag.
The cashier says, "It feels warm, soft, and gooey."
The man then says, "Now, can I go back and get 3 rolls of toilet paper?"
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« on: November 11, 2009, 03:28:24 AM »
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.
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« on: November 11, 2009, 03:18:55 AM »
An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an
embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but
they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here,
I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a
day for seven days and come back and see me
in a week." The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr.
Johnson's office:"Doctor,I don't know what was in
those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and
they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you
have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've
fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
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« on: November 11, 2009, 03:05:48 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
when I make a gal laff, it luks like i made whole world laff and world luks more beautiful.
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« on: November 11, 2009, 03:02:38 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
my pleasure bro, i contributed a lil to make you laff :happy:
9170
« on: November 11, 2009, 03:00:19 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: AMEX jindabaad
yea rocks the world ova
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« on: November 11, 2009, 02:58:22 AM »
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. aww awww awww.. and I think it shud be in a serious relationship only,otherwise kuri gets wrong signals
baki nyc post =D>
thanks :happy:
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« on: November 11, 2009, 01:50:28 AM »
Maybe this should've gone to the Boy's Locker... but oh well. It's something I found while browsing the web.
Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written by a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwears just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. CENSORED :happy:
--8.5. CENSORED :happy:
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.
20. CENSORED AGIN :happy: MODERATOR IS TOO STRICT
:hehe: NOT FINISHED YET
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
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« on: November 11, 2009, 01:31:02 AM »
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« on: November 11, 2009, 01:28:50 AM »
smart girl :happy:
yea galz are always smart. One gal was telling her frend on other day," my father is a poor man, it is my destiny, but my father-in-law is billionaire, its my smartness." :hehe:
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« on: November 11, 2009, 01:25:27 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
after blondes best humour comes from kids mouth
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« on: November 11, 2009, 01:23:56 AM »
money talks :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
of course it does :happy: try dating a millionaire
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« on: November 11, 2009, 01:22:40 AM »
ah, the med school torture :pagel:
may god help medicos
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« on: November 11, 2009, 01:20:53 AM »
awesome :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 : watch when u bet
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« on: November 11, 2009, 01:19:25 AM »
american express :lol:
a frend to other," i know your american express password, it is ****** other replies," wrong. it is 366541
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« on: November 11, 2009, 01:15:27 AM »
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