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Jokes Majaak / HALLOWEEN PARTY
« on: November 12, 2009, 03:08:15 AM »
A young couple were invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party and have a good time. Being the devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed. She told him there was no need for him to miss the fun. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early she decided to go to the party.
Because hubby did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some kicks watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not around. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor. He was dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a feel here and taking a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new action. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little fun. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped out, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of excuse he would have for his notorious behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked him what he had done.
He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got to the party I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you...the guy that I loaned my costume to sure had one hell of a time!"


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Jokes Majaak / TOILET PAPER
« on: November 12, 2009, 03:00:46 AM »
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet, rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. He does so and she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.
"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Well, can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" the woman asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his thick hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman -clearly excited "is there anything I can do?".
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to lick them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room.".

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Jokes Majaak / CUP HOLDER
« on: November 12, 2009, 02:53:37 AM »
True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period.
How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's because I am.
Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you
get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional.
It just has '4X' on it."

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it.
The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder,
and snapped it off the drive!"

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ICE FISHING
« on: November 12, 2009, 02:42:49 AM »


yea when did brown people turn blondes  :lol:
:happy: well your nick sounds like desi version of blonde

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MIRACLE MIRROR
« on: November 12, 2009, 02:40:19 AM »
i guess that's why they created smileys  :dnk:
yep right and also to add some colors to your mails, messages, postings bla bla

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Jokes Majaak / Re: NAME TOPIC YOURSELF
« on: November 11, 2009, 10:26:48 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I WOULD NAME TAT PERFECT CUSTOMER  :pagel:
  :loll: usually salesmen are smarter den customers.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: NAME TOPIC YOURSELF
« on: November 11, 2009, 10:25:19 PM »



eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i expected this reaction from you :Laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MIRACLE MIRROR
« on: November 11, 2009, 10:21:59 PM »
sachi kehnda ehde ton pehla yaar tainu kadi ve smiley face use karde nahi dekhya ajj pehli bar dekhya
smileys are gud to use when one wanna express ones feelings :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: DIAMOND WITH A CURSE
« on: November 11, 2009, 10:19:28 PM »
money talks... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: a:pagel:
exactly. centuries old adage.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE
« on: November 11, 2009, 10:15:16 PM »
the hotline people... :pagel:
Oh my my my some are really annoying

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ALCOHOL
« on: November 11, 2009, 10:12:09 PM »

may i have that in writing... :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:
got a innovative Lawyer?

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Jokes Majaak / Re: HABITS DIE HARD
« on: November 11, 2009, 10:10:51 PM »


uh-oh  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
its a medical fact, kids pick up things quicker den grown ups

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ICE FISHING
« on: November 11, 2009, 10:08:16 PM »

blonde jokes are getting annoying now... :lol:
now i suspect that you too belong to dat category :hehe: if not, your neighbourhood muzz be full of blondes

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Jokes Majaak / Re: CURING FARTS
« on: November 11, 2009, 10:06:02 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Genius..  :loll:

But a wild joke..  :loll: :loll:
i shud hv titled it SIDE EFFECTS OF FARTS  :happy:

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NIC....  :loll: :loll:
:happy: a true blond. Actually a flag bearer for blond ppz

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Jokes Majaak / Re: HURT BLONDE
« on: November 11, 2009, 10:03:13 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

This was good.. Blonde at her best...
let you in one of secret. some desi gals, though not blond, are more stupid  :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: CHANGING HAIR COLOR DONT HELP
« on: November 11, 2009, 10:01:06 PM »
BLONDE FAILLLLLL....

I hope no blonde come around PJ or u in trouble Mate  :pagel:  :loll: :loll:
:Laugh: who knows? there may be a few around. tomorrow iwill post more jokes about blondes

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Jokes Majaak / Re: DIAMOND WITH A CURSE
« on: November 11, 2009, 09:58:30 PM »
:loll: :loll:

Damn but he is rich enough to get a ring  :pagel:
:lol: actually rich enuff to get her a big diamond

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Jokes Majaak / Re: DIAMOND WITH A CURSE
« on: November 11, 2009, 09:57:33 PM »


exactly  :happy:
and with their riches, they steal what rightfully belongs to younger ppz. samjh gai? :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: DIAMOND WITH A CURSE
« on: November 11, 2009, 09:53:33 PM »



ollllllllllld and rich  :pagel:
usually rich are old ppz

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