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9001
« on: November 15, 2009, 04:19:27 AM »
o M G!
american kids :happy: they are only one of der type in whole world..bloody they can make der parents obey dem  :
9002
« on: November 15, 2009, 03:19:32 AM »
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Christmas. "Since Christmas is a Christian holiday and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a Christmas card?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a card to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl would have enough love to give Osama a Christmas card, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And, if other kids saw what I did and if they send Christmas cards to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful idea I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow his brains out."
9003
« on: November 15, 2009, 02:45:20 AM »
:wait: :wait: :wait: :wait:
wot does dt emoticon stand fr? wait? for whom?
9004
« on: November 15, 2009, 02:09:46 AM »
hahah ya i know
sunny deol pushes the whole big tata safari and pulls the whole deep handpump jeez
punjabi power :hehe: aint we punjabi a bit arrogant?
9005
« on: November 15, 2009, 12:03:32 AM »
hahahhahahaha
rajnikant facts  south indian movies .haha they pray him man
ya he is Tamil version of our own Dharmender, Sunny Deol
9006
« on: November 15, 2009, 12:02:18 AM »
o m g haha
i picked this joke during my recent stay in jalandhar :happy:
9007
« on: November 15, 2009, 12:00:57 AM »
hmm
guess, u didnt like this
9008
« on: November 15, 2009, 12:00:05 AM »
* ID Mil Gaya
* Yeh Hack Horaha Ha
* Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Bill(China) Gate :happy:
9009
« on: November 14, 2009, 11:58:15 PM »
waah
munna bhai MCSE
MCSE - Maje ch sare enj
 for giving one more definition to MCSE :hehe:
9010
« on: November 14, 2009, 11:53:19 PM »
ah, the HR jerks!
sounds like u hold loads of grudges against them. your personal experience or some frend's
9011
« on: November 14, 2009, 11:51:53 PM »
they are smart
das why talent hunging is assigned to HR ppz :happy:
9012
« on: November 14, 2009, 11:32:35 PM »
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind
may i have a bunch of these :pagel:
sure :happy: keep reading my posts. i hv yet to post my archived jokes, dt i hv collected over years
9013
« on: November 14, 2009, 11:31:03 PM »
hahahahahah
last one is so mean!
das supposed to be mean. afterall das for some one u dun love :happy:
9014
« on: November 14, 2009, 11:29:51 PM »
that holds so trueee... :hehe:
yea i know. dts da outcome of my 23 years of hardwork and research done on men-women behaviour :happy:
9015
« on: November 14, 2009, 11:28:02 PM »
ahhahahahhahah
thats hillarious
men have best friends isnt it
yep and in addition to that presence of mind
9016
« on: November 14, 2009, 11:24:33 PM »
it all depends on what you are majoring in, as well as how much you're willing to put into it...secondly, I'm a student too, and still useless... :happy:
dun u call urself useless. its upto Him (waheguru) to decide othrwise why did he sent u to this planet if u were supposed to be of no use to Him. and please stop being pessimistic bout ur life. gol gappe khao to add a bit spice to ur life :happy:
9017
« on: November 14, 2009, 11:18:41 PM »
well done: 17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Please drive carefully. We'll wait."
:happy: ya this one and 4th are ma personal fav
9018
« on: November 14, 2009, 11:17:09 PM »
10) On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
14) At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
15) Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
ik punajbi sign...outside a sanitary store.....assi tuhade kiye karaye te paani pher dende wa (flush)
9019
« on: November 14, 2009, 11:14:13 PM »
i liked them hahaha
my fav is fourth one :happy:
9020
« on: November 14, 2009, 11:13:09 PM »
ouchhhh, wifey got ownedddddd :lol:
:happy: not really. its juss a joke. my post "why we like girls" is what i actually think of women.
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