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Jokes Majaak / Re: Young Programmer
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:32:36 AM »
sotta marke bhaja deina tenu  :marro: :marro:  :hehe:
oho bhoot ni jehra sote to dar jawe...atom bomb hunda taan shayd dr janda :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 12 stages of modern love
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:28:13 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: mera hassa n ruk rea aa :laugh: :laugh:
always keep a candy in ur purse.  :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 12 stages of modern love
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:25:07 AM »
dekh tannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn  :hehe: :hehe:
besharam nah hove tan.... :tongue:
bazurg kehnde besharmi mundia da gehna haiga. jini jiada beshrmi onna ameer :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 12 stages of modern love
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:23:57 AM »
aye haye
teri panielty[personality] :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
panielty koun dekhda paisa dekhde sab

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 12 stages of modern love
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:21:57 AM »
or may be u tu baki 11 steps first ch include kar lainda hovenga.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


hahahhahahah  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

damn um draggin dis matter bohat h jada..
 :lol: :lol: :superhappy: :superhappy: :hehe: :hehe:

dis is funny  :laugh: :laugh: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
ena v kahla ni haiga mein. hun 12 din to v ki ghat kara :wait: well this is constructive and interesting discussion. Guess it'll be dragged more though participants are a few only

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Jokes Majaak / Re: What happens when desi returns from USA?
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:16:26 AM »
hahah ise karke mei USA to nahi aa hehehe
Asi desi hi theek aa veere
I had alot of food when i went to india
i didnt call highways a freeway
i drank water from handpump :)
yaar itho hi gaye aa. waise funny facts

my father is pakka punjabi. he sent me to India coz he wanted me know about our roots in punjab, punjabi culture bla bla and mostly importantly he wanted me to learn how to write, speak and read punjabi. Now i am hotchpotch of punjabi and nordic culture coz mum is nordic. I am like *kidhar janwa hun* I m still too young to think of marriage.But Papa always asks me to marry a punjabi gal and Mum asks me to marry a nordic gal. I have decided to make dem both happy. I will marry two gals one punjabi and other nordic :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: SAD FACT
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:08:57 AM »
ki yar tu dil tod dita mera  :break:

ma tan maran de supane saja laye c  :sad:
dil tootia taan elfi bhej denda fedex karda....maran da sapna tutt gaya bura hoi...menu sewa da moka deo pura kr denda :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Young Programmer
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:06:29 AM »
sotta marke bhaja deina tenu  :marro: :marro:  :hehe:
bhoot kado to sotia to daran lagge :balle:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 12 stages of modern love
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:04:21 AM »
par han i do follow each n every step  :pagel: :pagel:

every step has its on importance  :hehe: :hehe:


damn :pagel:  boy u lost ol d fun

lagda tu dhyan nal nahi  padhea  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
nah, i didnt lost my touch. yaar ajj promotion hoi meri  :happy: lambardar ban gaya responsbility badh gai :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 12 stages of modern love
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:02:21 AM »
oh boy

kewl
aho tusi baharle tan gf clothes jime badlde oo  :lol: :lol: :lol: :superhappy: :superhappy:

rite  :pagel:
i sd dt in sarcastic way. GF koi badalan wali cheez tora hondi. haan je ik naal ik free hove ta sochia ja skda :wait:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: He v/s She in Office
« on: November 16, 2009, 01:58:13 AM »
lai lai........ aven kime... ma tan marji da daula le ke auna..marji nal marji karni uste  :pagel:



oh i took time to understand that u want a ROBOT :wait: ahhhh mod galz

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Gup Shup / Re: SAD FACT
« on: November 16, 2009, 01:55:19 AM »
dun worry
2012 aun deo
sare pase ahi hona   :lol: :lol:
kush ni hona bas producer ne paisa kama lena te 2022 de project te kamm shuru kar dena

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Young Programmer
« on: November 16, 2009, 01:53:13 AM »
:marro: :marro: marja
bhoot ban ke chimbru :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: What happens when desi returns from USA?
« on: November 16, 2009, 01:49:59 AM »

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:awesome
Unluckily, i was introduced to a beutiful gal who always kept claiming that she luved me. and the moment she saw my back she wud tell her other bf that i was just ewwwwwwwwwwww. No doubt she said ewwwwwwww (exactly with same numbers of www) about her other bf to her 3rd bf and sooooooo on...surprisingly numbers of wwwwww in her ewwwwwwwww remained constant. she wud neva hv da pleasure of owning "National Treasure" unless  she wants her treasure from a test tube.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 12 stages of modern love
« on: November 16, 2009, 01:39:03 AM »
DEC IS ABA TO COME

SO NEXT PLZZZZZZZZZZ  :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am not dt lazy. my first stage starts on 1st and 12th stage ends on 12th. who da hell wanna wait for months

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Chilly Question & Ans.
« on: November 16, 2009, 01:34:43 AM »

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?


Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday



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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?


Customer: What other colors do you have?



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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.


Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!



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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?


Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.



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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!


Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
her way around


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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!


Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?



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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.


Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!



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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!


Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.



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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!


Son: That's why I say she's no good!


questions  of course are chilly but answers r cooooollllllllllllll or is it other way around? :wait:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: He v/s She in Office
« on: November 16, 2009, 01:30:39 AM »
ASI MARJI DE MALAK  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
vyah hon deo pher dekhna marzi kehdi

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Jokes Majaak / Re: What happens when desi returns from USA?
« on: November 15, 2009, 09:51:39 PM »

I definitely won't argue this...damn, but when i have kids, one loud sigh from them and they getting the capital punishment  :pagel:
but u wud be proud owner of "National Treasure" :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: What happens when desi returns from USA?
« on: November 15, 2009, 09:50:10 PM »
Californians use freeway word a lot. Freeways dont have tolls.
do they lease out freeways in Cal...i will erect some tolls

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Jokes Majaak / Re: jatt te jatti
« on: November 15, 2009, 09:39:30 PM »
to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.

Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.   :laugh: :laugh:


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