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Messages - SonnenKinder
8941
« on: November 16, 2009, 04:10:07 AM »
Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?
A. 'Parent keys not found!'
Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one?
A. 'Duplicate value on index!'
Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all?
A. 'Value larger than specified precision!'
Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's girlfriend and get kicked out?
A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!'
Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door?
A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved!'
Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too?
A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!'
Q. What if you dial a wrong number?
A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!'
Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet?
A. 'Object is found mutating!'
Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you?
A. 'Discrete transaction failed!'
Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie?
A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!'
Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room?
A. 'System out of tablespace!'
8942
« on: November 16, 2009, 04:01:14 AM »
hale dec aya nahi na :pagel: :pagel:
lazy bum :happy:
8943
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:59:53 AM »
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
te je ma tere do tute kar dea.......
ik punjabi kudi te
ik nodlac kudi jo v kudi ohnu de dea...
chalega kiya :huhh: :marro: :marro: :angr:
kidda karegi 2 totay horizontally ya vertically :wait:
8944
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:56:04 AM »
hahhahahahha
he rabbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
es munde ne menu v punjabi bhula deini aa...
ve marjaaaaaaaaa
tu punjabi sikhan aya aa ja fer hor loka nu v bhulaun aya aa :dnk: :dnk: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
margiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Oi tubelight, mera matlab mein sau munda :happy: police ni lagi mere magar
8945
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:46:17 AM »
lenghty kam tan apa kri da h n :mean: :mean:
hun na labhia munda tuhanu :sad:
8946
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:44:47 AM »
hmmm ma 23 di aa
23 24 da chalunga :pagel: :pagel: 8->
jawab ta pura deo....je ek 24 da na labhia taan 12 - 12 de do labh danwa?
8947
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:33:07 AM »
wowwwwwwwwwwwww :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:
complicated love :pagel:
thank god um nt frm Hp background.....
sonnen
show sum stuff n IT :mean: :mean: :pagel: :pagel:
my Jokes archive is full of IT stuff but too lengthy
8948
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:30:20 AM »
ve dafa honiyea 100 nahi sau biba munda . :happy:
:angr: ki matlab tera sade magar police laggi hoi haigi :sad:
8949
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:28:13 AM »
lai lai
fer tan munda h labh deeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :blink: :blink: :blink:
meri gal ban jao :hehe:
kinni k umar da chahida? 25 da challuga...ja pher 12-1/2, 12-1/2 do labh danwa :wait:
8950
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:25:20 AM »
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs,
I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance,
I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo ( HR Executive )
8951
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:15:17 AM »
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.
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3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Paneer butter Masala" dish good??
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
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5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself
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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..
8952
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:03:49 AM »
ve marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :marro: :marro:
buzurag v n chadde
:laugh: :laugh:
buzurgs are our guides, our mentors...we all shud follow them
8953
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:01:35 AM »
ma laraki te sau munda labhdi :hehe: :hehe: 8-> 8-> 8->
ik ni sambhalia jana :happy:
8954
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:59:25 AM »
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
koi nah hun tu vekhi badla jatti da :marro: :marro: :marro:
vaise ma jatti n ramgarian di ... :happy: :balle:
ethe punjab vich mera taan pind hi ramgarhia naal bharia peya ja pher lubane haige. wud manage :happy:
8955
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:56:31 AM »
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:
bt u cnt replace real doll with barbie doll :huhh: :huhh:
how about a mechanised Barbie? perfectly programmed. a perfectionists dream :hehe:
8956
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:52:27 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:ve marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
enni jaldi ni marda..ik adhi nu naal le ke maru. yaar tu bari laraku haigi. ik laraki jatti mar gai..usda jatt te pind wale usnu sanskar kar ke wapas aa rahe sige taan weather ik dam change ho gaya...badal aa gaye...bijli chamkan lagg pai..bari darawani darawni awaza aaj lag paia...jatt ne asmaan val dekhi te keha "bhagwan bari jaldi upar pahunch gai" :happy:
8957
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:46:11 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
hahahhahahhahahahha
eh gal tan sai kehi aa bajurga ne
hahahahhahahahhahahha :hehe: :hehe: :laugh:
bazurg aap kehre ghat besharm hunde...jiada budha ho gaya hove jehda monh har vele hilda rehnda hove. oh apna monh hamesha upar thale hilanda kadi naa vich (sideways) ni hilanda nah karna taan sikhe hi ni bzurg
8958
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:42:16 AM »
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh:
oh tu dekhi chal jime kudiyea di population ghat rahi aa nah..tusi munde ap ROBOT bande ferunge :lol: :lol: :superhappy: :superhappy:
jus waitin fr that day :superhappy:
mundia ne Barbie di invention kai saal pehla hi kar lai sigi :Tumbup:
8959
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:40:04 AM »
is that legal? if so, i'm mooving... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I wont stand ne Law bet me and my parnts happiness. Vese i hv an idea to defy polygamy marriage..I got this idea from India...wt if i conert to islaam? bhanwe jhuta mutha hi sahi :wait:
8960
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:35:31 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
hahahhahah
vadda surma banda mera dil jodan ala.
nahi ji nahhhhhhhhhh
hun tan dil tut gea tadak karke...
hun tusi koi seva n kr skde :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
mein taan maran de dream di gall kar reha siga..apne hath naal pura kar denda..fansi to vadh ki hona.
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