ah cake v kat davange
pehla anniversry cake tan katva deo  :hehe: :hehe:

munda labh reha tuhade lai. problem hai ki jado mein kise munde da pata karda loka da monh khulla rah janda puchde ne menu tu munda ki karna :sad:

This is very dangerous to upgrade a girlfriend to wife because the one and only drawback is you cannot degrade it  :hehe:

atleast i wont take da risk of degrading :hehe: and buddy thanks for your thanks

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly opens a chai-stall

That's Ahmedabad.


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well gujjus are known for their business acumen. aint it?  :happy:

infosys de candidates wakke hi kabil ne  :lol:

yea i know it now :happy:

hahaha awesome  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :pagel:



I would so do that  :happy:

:blink: you are next

ahhahah oh my god

it looks like he played a prank. You know when i was in school we played a prank. we got hold of 3 puppies and marked them as 1,2 and 4...school security found them but kept looking for no. 3 for a full week.

pure genius  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

oh taan mein haiga :happy:

damn, assi ta apne hubby nu bahut pyaar dena, eh naubat aun hi nahi deni... :love:

kal kisne dekha and u cant speak for ur hubby :happy:

haha ive read it before

still it makes a gud reading

> The HR Process !!
> On day while walking down the street a highly successful  Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she  died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the  Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
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> "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before  you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You  see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human  Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really
> sure what to do with you."
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> "No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
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> "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What  we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a  day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
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> "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer  to stay in Heaven", said the woman
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> "Sorry, we have rules..."  And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator
> and it went down-down-down to hell.
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> The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto  the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the  distance was a country club and standing in front of her  were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed
> an excellent steak and lobster dinner.
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> She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved
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> Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.
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> "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time
> and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
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> "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,"
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> The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
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> The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
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> "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a
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Regards,
Sonnen :happy: