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8841
« on: November 17, 2009, 06:07:18 PM »
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?.. You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
8842
« on: November 17, 2009, 05:57:54 PM »
The Maid asked for a pay raise.
Madam was very upset about this and asked:
-'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'
-Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you .
-' Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?
-'Maria: 'The Master said so.
-'Madam: 'Oh.
-'Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
-' Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?
-'Maria: 'The Master did.’ Madam.
-'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
-' Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?
-'Maria: 'No Madam, the chauffeur did.
'SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE
8843
« on: November 17, 2009, 05:52:11 PM »
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together.
They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more".
They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young.
The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset.
Grandpa went home in such anger. He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned: "Why didn't you come to our date?"
Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: "Mom didn't allow me to go..."
8844
« on: November 17, 2009, 09:10:45 AM »
bari daler hai bibi tu te
lol daler ni veer, pagal bol
8845
« on: November 17, 2009, 04:56:10 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
marja ve tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
enne din ho gaye menu maar de aje adha v ni maria :happy:
8846
« on: November 17, 2009, 04:49:16 AM »
ki keha???
samjh n aya :dnk: :dnk:
dhaun (neck) to upar sab kuch gayab...dhuan wali kuria ne participate kyon ni kita. gardan vadni mandatory sigi competition vich hissa len lai?
8847
« on: November 17, 2009, 04:36:37 AM »
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
tu menu auntie kehaaaaaaaaaaa :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:
marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :angr: :angr: :angr:
eni maar kha ke shukr karo monh vicho aunti nikl aaya kite uncle ni kah ditta :lost:
8848
« on: November 17, 2009, 04:33:12 AM »
8849
« on: November 17, 2009, 04:19:57 AM »
hahahhahahha.congrats :happy: pata ni kenu kenu mar jaaaa mar jaaaa bol ke vote lai
wadayian kude tennu
8850
« on: November 17, 2009, 04:01:00 AM »
:huhh: :huhh: fer ma buzurg nahi tu bujurg aa
ma tere toh choti aaa ma oct born :huhh:
achawwwwwwwwwwwww galla to taan aunti lagdi :lost:
8851
« on: November 17, 2009, 03:52:43 AM »
hun teri chamdi udeedh deini aa ma
hhuhahhhha
udedh deo. andar ik dil, do phephre, i liver, small te big intstine nazar aani te tus ewwwwwwwwww karde daur jana :balle:
8852
« on: November 17, 2009, 03:48:03 AM »
acha??????????/
tu kine saal da a????
mera profile dekh lena siga tubelight :hehe:
8853
« on: November 17, 2009, 03:46:45 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ajj to tuhada naa hunter wali :wow: tuhadi har second line mar jaaaaaa hundi :hehe:
8854
« on: November 17, 2009, 03:45:13 AM »
haha
 veer pasand aaya tuhanu v :happy:
8855
« on: November 17, 2009, 03:42:58 AM »
ja ve marja :marro:
tu jawab n dita
huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
buzurg kah gaye badia nu jawab ni dai da :rabb:
8856
« on: November 17, 2009, 03:39:38 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
dil khol ke hasso jee. akha te hath na rakho
8857
« on: November 17, 2009, 03:38:14 AM »
eh tuhanu pta hovega :huhh:
mere verga munda taan saare passe ik jehe dekhde. pasa vat b lanwa duje passe b ohi nazar aanda
8858
« on: November 17, 2009, 03:16:08 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:happy: enna na hasso veer tid v phat skda :lost:
8859
« on: November 17, 2009, 03:03:00 AM »
te fer
tusi mundiyea vargi tan n hundiyea dand v n ka de
pasa vat ke chale jane aa
huuhhhhhhhh :huhh: :huhh:
lol munde kyon pasa vat ke chale jande.
8860
« on: November 17, 2009, 03:01:18 AM »
koi nah teri gal ma banva dao :cool: :cool: :cool: :agreed: :agreed: :agreed: :agreed:
sonnen khush hua :happy:
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