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8821
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:04:21 PM »
yaar dbms aje last year hi kiti is lai sol aundi
heheheheheeh
angrezi taan esi wesi hi hai
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
menu v sikha deo ese vesi greji
8822
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:00:59 PM »
:pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
kade kade angrezi samajh aa jandi hehehehe
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
i cn understand ur reasoning :happy: a woman wud always favour a woman. how can she tolerate somone making fun of women :happy: tala lag janda os vele brain nu
8823
« on: November 17, 2009, 10:56:45 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
this is really awsome
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
enni v kamjor ni lagdi tuadi greji
8824
« on: November 17, 2009, 10:55:30 PM »
:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
meri angrezi eni high nahi samajh nahi aaya
:dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk:
:break: :break: :break: :break: :break: :break: :break:
pappu ta bari jaldi samjh aa gaya
8825
« on: November 17, 2009, 10:53:55 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
very nice
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
enna hassoge ta tid phat jana :lost:
8826
« on: November 17, 2009, 10:52:34 PM »
ahhah post boxhaha
:happy:
8827
« on: November 17, 2009, 10:41:37 PM »
President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy".
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".
One little boy stood up and offered:
"If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush
searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand.
In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying You and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."
8828
« on: November 17, 2009, 10:37:48 PM »
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to the man on his right. The first man replied "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" He asked the second man. "Hmm.... let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliché for speed." as he turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant." Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said. Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question. "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is diarrhea." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, I'd shit in my pants!" He got the job!
8829
« on: November 17, 2009, 10:28:02 PM »
TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE ROAD.
8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY
LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A
BACK UP.
6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
and the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!
8830
« on: November 17, 2009, 09:33:54 PM »
We dont allow sardar jokes mate...
Even U said It offend u remember... :happy:
yea i did but when other jokes were not edited, i thought mebbe it was smthing else that offended u guys.. in bet, i m sardar too only i dont support "Kes"
8831
« on: November 17, 2009, 07:29:16 PM »
hahahah
MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal UPDATE
Ask him to put repeat this hahah
IT related jokes soon gonna be numero uno..they sure gonna push down Blonde Jokes
8832
« on: November 17, 2009, 07:27:20 PM »
=D> =D>
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
even though its only a joke, it imparts subtle happiness that touches younger ones too
8833
« on: November 17, 2009, 07:24:37 PM »
aww thats realy nice hehe
I wish i live long enuff to repeat this 8->
8834
« on: November 17, 2009, 06:54:27 PM »
Two young girl while on their way to college were talking to eachother
-kudi no. 1 : yaar samjh ni aandi, eho munde apas vich ki galla karde?
-kudi no. 2 : ohi galla, jheria asi kuria kardia. hor koi nawi gal tora karde oho
-kudi no. 1 : haye oye rabba, kinne besharam hunde munde.
8835
« on: November 17, 2009, 06:51:44 PM »
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.
So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered, "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
8836
« on: November 17, 2009, 06:35:00 PM »
A young woman was worried about her stress-related habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick,
so her friend advised her to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.
Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.
"No", she replied, "but now I can reach my toenails so I bite them instead."
8837
« on: November 17, 2009, 06:29:24 PM »
A man was talking to his friend at the bar.
The friend said "Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?"
"No, I didn't know that." The man replied.
"So what color are your wife's eyes?" asked the friend.
The man replied, "I'm too drunk to remember. Geez, I better go home and find out."
So the man hurries home to find his wife in bed and asleep. The man carefully lifts his wife's eyelid and exclaims, "Oh my God! Brown!"
Suddenly, another man pops out from under the covers and exclaims, "How the hell did you know I was here?"
8838
« on: November 17, 2009, 06:22:06 PM »
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if
you tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
Young Man: Possible
Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles. ;)
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.
8839
« on: November 17, 2009, 06:18:12 PM »
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25),
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 10 AND
HouseStatus = 'ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having
Brothers = Null AND Sisters = Null
SELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW') END GO
Then the Bride writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit
8840
« on: November 17, 2009, 06:11:18 PM »
A blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. ...
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000...are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is it...A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars."
Barbara: "Oh, gees, that's simple.... it’s a cuckoo.."
Regis: "You're sure? You can stick on $500,000 or play on for the million."
Barbara: "I want to play; I'll go with C-Cuckoo."
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is"
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Absolutely"
Regis: "Barbara, you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo. Well....you' re right! You have just won 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."
That night Barbara calls her friend Carol and they go to a local bar for a celebration drink.
As they are sipping champagne, Carol turns to Barbara and asks, "Tell me, how in God's name did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?" "Get real!"
Barbara replies, "Everybody knows cuckoos live in clocks!"
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