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8801
« on: November 18, 2009, 07:02:33 PM »
Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services.
Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend .
Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day.
Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.
Ahmed says, "Look at your sign - It says, 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.'
Britons who see that, do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family. Now look at my sign."
So Hamid looks and Ahmed's sign reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan.'
8802
« on: November 18, 2009, 09:28:30 AM »
hahahahhahhaahahh dafa honiyea tera jhatta tan oh pattan ge h..nale mera jhunda v patt deina ohna ne... :laugh:
lol teria galla to lagda koi 80 saal di budh apne hubby nu gala kad rhi hove
8803
« on: November 18, 2009, 02:24:24 AM »
fer aida bol nah...rabb ne ajooba bhejiyea c 1 jan 1986 nu :pagel: :pagel:
te rabb dar gea..ki ah ma ki kar betha... :dnk: :dnk:
fer ohne menu 9 oct 1986 avtar le ke bhej dita.....
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
:happy: avtaar v kada desi yanken da
8804
« on: November 18, 2009, 02:18:14 AM »
aho tu tan pardhan laga aa nah sari duniyea manundi aa ehda janamdin huuh marda aa gala :huhh:
nai yaar janamdin 1st jan da haiga taan New year taan duniya manda hi haiga na
8805
« on: November 18, 2009, 01:39:55 AM »
te nale kal ki aa??
tera janamdin :pagel:
mera janamdin tan sari duniya manadi. tere janmdin da tan tenu b nai patai hunda.
8806
« on: November 18, 2009, 01:22:41 AM »
koi galat bolia mein
tu bola taan mein apne parents kolo puchha ki secret aa mere mur mur ke jamman da :wait:
8807
« on: November 18, 2009, 01:20:29 AM »
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:
chalo je kal PJ te hoi taan sara din tareef karuga. ki yaad karegi kise dilwala naal pala peya c...tere lai jhoot b bol lana
8808
« on: November 18, 2009, 01:05:10 AM »
sachi v n kr skda tu :huhh:
jado taref karn wali gal honi mein ape kar deni
8809
« on: November 18, 2009, 01:03:28 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: marjanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
koi galat bolia mein
8810
« on: November 18, 2009, 12:59:10 AM »
:huhh:
:happy: jhoti flattering ni kar skda mein
8811
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:51:25 PM »
fer v mud mud ke janam lain toh n baaj aunda :laugh: :laugh:
eh jawab taan mere parents hi de skde :happy:
8812
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:50:00 PM »
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
marjaaaaaaaaaa
lalchi nah hove tan :huhh:
oi bibi mein ki kita lalchi :lost:
8813
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:46:02 PM »
hanji hanji atheo pardi aa
menu jawab bade ghaint lage
:lol:
ummmmm
vaise ma ik jawab deva..
jad tenu fasi dein lagagi...
eh v fatafat 1 sec ch ho hana
tenu pta h n lagna kad toh rabb kol pohanch jana te menu pta n lagna ma kad trigger dab deina :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
howz mah answer???? :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
Lame :hehe:
8814
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:43:39 PM »
A TC in a train collects fine from girls...
he collects Rs.300 from a girl-
she was wearing sleeveless.
From 2nd girl he collects Rs. 200
she was wearing sleeveless & backless.
From 3rd girl he collects Rs. 100
she was wearing a sleeveless & backless & a skimpy mini-skirt.. .
From 4th girl he collects Rs. 0
why?
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Perverted dirty minds !! what r u thinking??
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She had a ticket !!!
jekar theek na lagge then sholly
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
disparity bet fine collection is supposed to make one think like a perv.but m being a genius already gussed wots coming :happy:
8815
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:37:01 PM »
ehhe thats mean though
rahul veere jokes hunde hi mean haige...coz they are aimed to make fun of somone
8816
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:33:33 PM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
haye oo rabba....marjane nah hon tan :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
vaise keha tan rite aa :pagel: :pagel:
seekh lau interview dena :happy:
8817
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:32:14 PM »
fer saanu apni aah ki kehende ne ehnu
deu tsh ch ji hi sikha dao ki hundi hai eh
:dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk:
lo jee pehla sabk :happy: guten morgen
8818
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:30:39 PM »
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
marjaaaaaaaaaa
lalchi nah hove tan :huhh:
113 vaar mar chukkia mein :sad:
8819
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:10:03 PM »
if u sikhing my angrezi then u will be bhuling your goody goody angrezi
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
nvm :happy: my deutsch is better den my english
8820
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:08:35 PM »
hye rabba main mazaak kar rahi c
tuhada mundia da kujh nahi ho sakda
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sab kuch hunda jee mundia da. naamkaran, dastar bandi to le ke sanskaar tak :lost:
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