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8441
« on: November 26, 2009, 01:05:08 AM »
hahhahahahahhaha khan de kam aoga kisi de :hehe: :hehe:
hor ki :lost:
8442
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:36:11 PM »
haha yeah but they good bro
though jokes or humour is almost same the world over but these are exclusively from ma part of world :happy: and its a herculeans task to find clean jokes.. usually all are dirty :happy:
8443
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:33:50 PM »
yes indeed
thnk God m an earthling :happy:
8444
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:32:23 PM »
haha husband is a computer himself
warning for gals who date software engineers :superhappy:
8445
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:30:19 PM »
8446
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:27:27 PM »
hahahha silly
today's most of ma jokes r on programmers or computer related
8447
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:26:19 PM »
hahaha
strange species these programmers r
8448
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:25:09 PM »
hahaha she spit it out ultimately
Blonde :happy:
8449
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:24:17 PM »
i do too veere hehe we get so many emails from friends
its nice good on ya
i too used to hv many emails from frends but now i hv blocked dem all :happy: they keep complainin tht i dun ans to der mails. i juss receive some of ma fav Bloggers posts.
8450
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:20:56 PM »
hahahaa funny lol but true
truth is always funnier dan fiction. I still remember dt my grandpa told me in ma childhood. a politican contesting election in punjab went from one mohalla to another asking ppl to vote for him. A buzurg said that they aint gonna vote for him coz he promised to install a handpump for drinking water in der village. Politician said i have got it installed in the very first year as member of assembley. Buzurg said wots da use of dt handpump that does not give us a single drop of drinking water. it does not work.. The politician said, well this time i promise that if u vote me, it wud start working too
8451
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:15:59 PM »
hahah true
my personal fav is Diplomat :laugh: politicians are worse
8452
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:12:42 PM »
yea,someone sent this to me at work one time, it's a good one... :lol:
not good u share jokes at work :lost:
8453
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:08:40 PM »
cheeesecakes are awesome, so what if you gotta drive around several times...\
- i like the raspberry one, it's delicious :happy:
then why pretend to be on diet
8454
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:07:39 PM »
Yes, your request is a valid one. Attachments per post is now 15. Enjoy!
das a good news. 
8455
« on: November 25, 2009, 08:57:53 PM »
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. ‘No woman,’ said one man, scornfully, ‘can keep a secret.’
‘I don’t know about that,’ answered a blonde woman guest. ‘I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.’
‘You’ll let it out some day,’ the man insisted.
‘I hardly think so!’ responded the blonde lady. ‘When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.’
8456
« on: November 25, 2009, 08:48:01 PM »
8457
« on: November 25, 2009, 08:31:43 PM »
It’s wise to remember how easily email — this wonderful technology — can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
“Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.”
8458
« on: November 25, 2009, 05:56:14 PM »
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message.
“Due to lack of maintenance,” he read, “we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account.”
8459
« on: November 25, 2009, 05:53:32 PM »
Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this conversation and then decide Yourself.
Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full.
Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name.
Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife – Oh God !forget it where’s your salary. Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife – at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. Husband – sharing violation, access denied.
Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband – data type mismatch.
Wife – you are useless. Husband – by default.
Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband – the only user with write permission.
Wife – what is my value in your life? Husband – unknown virus detected.
Wife – do you love me or your computer? Husband – Too many parameters.
Wife – I will go to my dad’s house. Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife – I will leave you forever. Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife – it is worthless talking to you. Husband – shut down the computer.
Wife – I am going Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer.
8460
« on: November 25, 2009, 05:45:31 PM »
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art – Any computer you can’t afford.
Obsolete – Any computer you own.
Microsecond – The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 – Apple’s new Macs that make you say “Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.”
Syntax Error – Walking into a computer store and saying, “Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.”
Hard Drive – The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI – What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced “gooey”)
Keyboard – The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse – An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy – The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer – A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash – A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User – Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update – A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
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