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8401
« on: November 26, 2009, 09:01:38 PM »
A young ventriloquist(an artist who projects his voice through a dummy) is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?" The ventriloquist looks on in amazement.
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued,
"and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize. The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
8402
« on: November 26, 2009, 07:05:20 AM »
jive tu apne mom dad da one n only son aa
ohnu kehdne aa kala munda aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :angr: :angr: :marro: :marro: :marro:
marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
menu jini punjabi aundi oh b bhul jani :sad:
8403
« on: November 26, 2009, 07:03:40 AM »
aho teri tan badi akal ali gal hundi aa nah :huhh:
behndi hi rehna tu upgrade ho ke karela ni banegi kadi
8404
« on: November 26, 2009, 07:01:42 AM »
eh tan mere jamdi da h install aa :hehe:
uncle software engineer va :wait:
8405
« on: November 26, 2009, 07:00:22 AM »
acha fer 5 hafte hon de fer menu pta lag jao :hehe:
menu hune pata. oh punjabi kehra jehra ban shan nu man lawe :lost:
8406
« on: November 26, 2009, 06:59:08 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ve marja tu
jad paini a nah meri heel ali juti buthi te tenu bhajna nu thaaa n labhni :hehe:
kuria da pet dialogue hunda jis vich jutti da use hove :happy: jinwe moi marjan meri jutti dekhi va :laugh:
8407
« on: November 26, 2009, 06:56:20 AM »
ve dafa honiyea oh ohdi kudi n ghodi aa :angr:
aho kuri verga hi rakhdi c ohnu. oda kuri kado sigi :lost:
8408
« on: November 26, 2009, 06:50:23 AM »
:sad:
kerala is famous for its massage parlour. kal massage karai. laggia mera weight 10kg ghat gaya. i feel so cool
8409
« on: November 26, 2009, 06:48:13 AM »
hahhahaha loljannnnnnnnnnnnn :hehe: :hehe:
aho tenu vaddan nu
es blunt gadasa nal ni vaddia jana mein :lost: bari moti chamri meri
8410
« on: November 26, 2009, 06:46:39 AM »
aho jeha ja tera haal aa..us nal naloh tan vadiyea haal aa mera huuh :huhh:
haal naal meri chaal b vadiya :balle:
8411
« on: November 26, 2009, 06:45:11 AM »
i love hari mirchi :hug:
whaoooo and i conclude you are prone to piles :happy:
8412
« on: November 26, 2009, 06:44:12 AM »
okie :huhh: jada nah ban huuh :huhh:
6 feet da ban gaya hor jada ki bana
8413
« on: November 26, 2009, 06:39:13 AM »
JEEz man, im being all emotional lately:p
koi hal edha dasso :dnk:
being emotional is awight, u are human, not a zombie
8414
« on: November 26, 2009, 06:35:05 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: dar gea
darna hi changa
8415
« on: November 26, 2009, 03:06:10 AM »
:angr: :angr: :angr:
tu Blonde ta ni :happy: chal hun mein challia byeee
8416
« on: November 26, 2009, 03:03:09 AM »
huuhhhhhhhhhhh :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:
ja ve ja
PJ aan lai ghar to gadasa le ke chaldi tu :lost:
8417
« on: November 26, 2009, 03:01:39 AM »
shut ju up
mere dand pta kine sohne aa ahen chitte paye aa :huhh:
koi hal ni ajkal dia kuria da. apni tarif da koi mauka ni chadia :laugh:
8418
« on: November 26, 2009, 02:53:24 AM »
kehdi gal type karan laga c
kar type
te tu menu marda aa..ala ala ala :marro: :marro: :marro:
ni natural death hi teek hai :happy:
8419
« on: November 26, 2009, 02:52:16 AM »
nah man :laugh:
ta pher kise hor nu de
8420
« on: November 26, 2009, 02:51:10 AM »
wah ji wah meri sangat da asar pe rea aa tenu :superhappy:
teri sangat hundi taan hun tak mar dhar kar reha hunda :marro:
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