fer tan biba munda aa :he:

babe di mehr hai je :happy:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: marja.... hessab di pe lea kar fer..lol :hehe:

na mein ni peenda :happy: somtimes i do take redwine after dinner das it

ma 2nd part le ke aoungi wife of  :marro:

wait karu :waitin:

:he: :he: ki kara dil baimaan ho gea c.. : :
nuksan v seh ho gea  :

dil nu samhalo madam, imandar banao isnu :lost:

hahahhahahhahahha lol naksha h aa... apa khajane naloh ghat aa

ma aristocrat vargi menu peen valo banuga nawab  :mean: :mean: :hehe:

apa aam banda hi changa. nawab pee ke naalia vich digg hunde

he said sory... ma nami le deina... menu taras aa gea sohna bohat c :hehe: :hehe: :

ahi adat mari kuria di..jithe sohna munda dekhia nuksan b bhul jandia  :he:

:hehe: :hehe: aho

confidential ta eda keha jida koi khazana da naksha hunda

kiyu modelin v karda aa :hehe:

edda da ghatia kam ni karda mein :lost:

hahahhahahahhah nah mera pet n aa....kiyuki menu emri juti badi pyari aa

waah pyari cheez v kehri - Jutti  :laugh:

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.

They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't t use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.

He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50." "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have.

THIS IS FUNNY BUT IF SOMONE FINDS IT OFFNSIVE MAY REPORT TO ADMIN