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8221
« on: November 28, 2009, 08:55:04 PM »
This low budget oil producer had an oil well that was on fire. He
called every oil well fire fighter in the phone book. All of them
were very expensive. Red Adair wanted $25,000 just to come look
at the fire. There was no way he could afford this. Finally, he
noticed an ad for Jose's Fire Fighting Service. He called Jose
and asked how much he charged?
Jose said, "Senor, I only charge $1,000." The producer thought,
Great! "Well OK Jose, come on out and look at my oil well fire."
The producer was standing on a hill looking at his oil well fire
when a pickup truck with Jose's Fire Fighting on the door and ten
Mexicans in the back came across the hill and drove straight into
the fire.
All of the Mexicans got out of the truck and started stomping
their feet and waiving their serapes screaming, "Ariba! Ariba!"
After about fifteen minutes, the fire was out. The producer
couldn't believe it. The fire was out! The producer yelled,
"Congratulations Jose! What are you going to do with the $1,000?"
Jose answered, "Well senor, the first thing I do is feex the
brakes on this truck..."
8222
« on: November 28, 2009, 08:49:19 PM »
This Texan goes to Hawaii for vacation. The first place they go
is a beach. The Texan says, "Well yaknow, this is really a pretty
beach, but it aint no big deal. Hell, we got beaches just as
pretty on South Padre Island."
The next place they go is Honolulu. The Texan says, "Well, yea
this is alright. But we got more buildings, and taller buildings
than this in both Houston and Dallas. This aint no big deal."
Well this goes on all day. Everywhere they go, there is something
in Texas just as good. The tour guide is getting tired of this.
Finally he takes the group up to the top of a live volcano. As
they are standing around this, the tour guide looked at the Texan
and asked, "Well you son of a bitch, you got anything like this in
Texas?"
The Texan thought about it for a minute and replied, "Well no.
But I'll tell you what. We got a fire department in Waco that
will put that son of a bitch out in about fifteen minutes....."
8223
« on: November 28, 2009, 07:08:28 PM »
This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender
serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke
the other day. Do you want to hear it?"
The bartender says, "Well before you tell it, I should warn you
that I'm an Aggie. See those two guys at the end of the bar?
They're Aggies. And see those guys over at that table. They're
Aggies too. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?"
The guy replied, "Hell no! I don't want to explain it five
times..."
8224
« on: November 28, 2009, 06:48:31 PM »
Mrs. Markowitz was walking along the beach with her grandson when
suddenly a wave came and washed the three year old boy out to sea.
"Oh, Lord!" cried the women. "If you will just bring that boy back
alive I'll do anything! I'll be the best person! I'll give
to charity! I'll go to church! Please, God! Send him back!"
At that moment, a wave washed the child back up on the sand, safe and
sound. His grandmother looked at the boy and then up to the Heavens.
"Okay!" she exclaimed, "So where's his hat?"
8225
« on: November 28, 2009, 06:46:16 PM »
Tillie and Millie, two old girl friends, met for lunch. "I married a
wealthy clothing manufacturer," announced Tillie, "and he bought me a
yacht for my birthday."
"Astounding!" said Millie.
"I have charge accounts in all the department stores," said Tillie.
"'Astounding!" said Millie.
"I have a drawer full of rubies and emeralds and my husband bought me a
twenty five carat diamond ring for our second anniversary," said Tillie.
"Astounding!" said Millie.
"Enough about me," said Tillie, "What have you been doing?"
"Oh," answered Millie, "I'm going to charm school."
"Really, what did you learn there?" asked Tillie.
"Well, for one thing, they taught me to say 'astounding'
instead of 'bullsh*t'," replied Millie.
8226
« on: November 28, 2009, 03:31:32 AM »
8227
« on: November 28, 2009, 03:25:22 AM »
8228
« on: November 28, 2009, 12:09:43 AM »
I think most of them are offensive in Canada too :pagel:
i know, i juss wanna tease Rahul :happy: he is aussie
8229
« on: November 28, 2009, 12:07:34 AM »
8230
« on: November 28, 2009, 12:01:14 AM »
ahahahhah What the hell is wrong with people...
does not matter where u r, u muss chek ur e-mail once in a blue moon
8231
« on: November 27, 2009, 11:56:47 PM »
8232
« on: November 27, 2009, 11:55:13 PM »
Holy mac...
strange but true :happy:
8233
« on: November 27, 2009, 11:53:36 PM »
8234
« on: November 27, 2009, 11:52:26 PM »
This is nice...
 :)
8235
« on: November 27, 2009, 09:25:09 PM »
kush v n :lost:
ik baar phir par. pher ni samjh anda ta pherr par..1 week tak samjh a jauga
8236
« on: November 27, 2009, 09:23:40 PM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: haye oo rabbaaaaaaaa
:happy:
8237
« on: November 27, 2009, 09:22:43 PM »
Power User – Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
:angr: :angr: i hate them
they are trouble maker
okie, mere te kyon lal hoi jandi
8238
« on: November 27, 2009, 09:21:40 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA DAMNNN ..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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8239
« on: November 27, 2009, 09:21:02 PM »
yeaaa we have to keep em clean.still preety good jokes though..i tried to google em they all are kind of same..but the one u r posting they different...
quite popular in ma part of world :happy:
8240
« on: November 27, 2009, 09:20:06 PM »
none of this would have been remotely possible. :happy:
i usally use this statement
:hehe:
7) When an I.T. person tells you that he’ll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: “And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?” That motivates us.
v r arranging engg.... as soon as we got the details ll send our executive ...ya sure u can talk to higher official :pagel: :mean:
thanku
Callin boss !!!!!!
frm other phn..hey boss within few mintues u ll recieve an esclation for our region jus ignore that :blink: :blink:
:lol: :lol:
u into IT :lost:
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