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Jokes Majaak / Re: Love, Lust & Marriage
« on: December 01, 2009, 12:17:14 AM »
Author: Mr. Uncle ji  :lol: :loll:
nah author me  :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: All Night Drinking
« on: December 01, 2009, 12:16:20 AM »
sachi  :pagel:
jhooth bolna ni sikhia ma :lost:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: The Fisherman
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:52:31 PM »
  ma hamesha kardi aa huuh  :huhh: :huhh:
koi bahut siana hi kuria kolo siani gal expect kar skda :lost:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Aggie
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:51:25 PM »
nahi ji ik akha h tan sohniyea ditea rabb ne menu ohnu v lako dita tan ki reh jana  :hehe: :hehe: :pagel:
:happy: sab nu ik akh naal dekhde ho pher taa

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Strange
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:50:11 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Bad Day
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:49:29 PM »
omgggggggggggggg tenu john n ptaaaaaaaaaaa  :surp: :surp: :marro: :marro: :marro:

marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ve dafa honiyea hez damn hot stud n india :love: :love:

dekh li ohdi pic net te :lost: ik akh badi te ik choti hai bari ghati choice hai teri

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Quick Thinker
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:47:47 PM »
lai es ch ki aa
 :pagel: :pagel:

pta mere nal jad kdi enj hunda nah menu tan thaa n labhdi bhajan di hasa h ayi janda  :hehe:

ik var ma apni cousn di chugli kar rai c  :angr:
te ma mood ke vekhiyea ohdi mom khade hoye c....
mere tan hasse pe gaye :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

ma keha karlo gal :pagel: :pagel:

ssa keh ke bhaj gai otho
chugl kor :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Mrs. Markowitz
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:46:24 PM »
tahi kehni aa kini vaar banega
nah baniyea kr  :huhh:
puchna pena parents kolo kini baar banaya :lost:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Unbeatable Texans
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:45:24 PM »
acha ma tan kadi ni mari avdi age bare gapp  :huhh:
pher kis bare gap marde ho :lost:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 60 Year Old Woman
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:44:35 PM »
aho aho pta menu bandar jeha  :huhh:
akha chek kawao apni :lost:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Astounding
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:43:15 PM »
Astounding  :hehe: :hehe:
u learnt somthing new :happy: neva say BS..say Astounding

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 8 ways to be annoying in Australia
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:42:00 PM »
miss bada karda tu  :loll:
Rahul apna veer hai :happy: vese i never miss to miss a miss :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: How To Treat Your IT Team
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:40:25 PM »
IT team rocsks  :lol: :lol:
yea i can tell dt the way u spelled rocks  :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pigeons vs Puerto Ricans
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:39:29 PM »
funny joke, Canadians must be looking for the Pink Punjabis.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: its even funnier :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Low Budget Oil Producer
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:38:31 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sentence
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:37:44 PM »
gall ni bani 22 ji
gall ta bani samjh ni aai shayd tuanu

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Jokes Majaak / Re: A Really Bad Day
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:36:33 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: A Really Bad Day
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:35:59 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: kidoh auna tu hune dasde ma tej hona de ama  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
eh ta menu v ni pata :lost:

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Fun Time / Re: 41 facts about Washington
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:30:05 PM »
i hate washigton

carry on with your hate, till republicans return :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / The Ambitious Young Judge's Clerk
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:28:10 PM »

An ambitious, young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee every morning. And, every morning, the judge became infuriated when the coffee cup was brought to him just 2/3 full.

With his back to the corner, the young clerk explained that he had to rush to get the coffee delivered while it was still hot, which caused him to spill much of it along the way. After weeks of yelling and insults, nothing the judge said to the young clerk produced a full cup of coffee - until he threatened to cut the clerk's pay by 1/3 if he continued to produce 1/3 less than the judge wanted.

The following morning, the judge was greeted with a cup of coffee that was full to the brim, and the next morning and the morning after that. The judge couldn't resist gloating over his success and smugly complimented the clerk on his new technique.

"Oh, there's not much to it," admitted the clerk happily, "I take some coffee in my mouth right outside the coffee room, and spit it back in when I get outside your office."

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