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professional skill :happy:

nahi ji  :huhh:

je ta eda boldi jida bahut sau hundi kuri

took me a minute te recover from this  : : : :

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Ikea di sale vicho lea lagda :lost:

"honest and a lawyer"  : : : : :happy:

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The following are quotes from exams and papers assigned to 7th through 12th students and, for the music section, college students. They were supplied by teachers across the nation.

Science:
◦"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
◦"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
◦"To collect fumes of suphur, hold on a deacon over a flame in a test tube."
◦"When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide."
◦"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state."
◦"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."
◦"The largest organ in the human body is the head."
◦"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, then expectoration."
◦"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
◦"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."
◦"The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects."
◦"Germinate means to become a naturalized German."
◦"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off."
◦"A planet is a body of Earth surrounded by sky."
◦"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
◦"To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in."
◦"The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation."
◦"The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours."
◦"Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about."
◦"We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and the study of rocks."
◦"The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now."
◦"English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse."
◦"People shouldn't be allowed to shoot extinct animals."
◦"Humans are more intelligent than beasts because human branes have more convulsions."
◦"If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence."
◦"A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle."

Medicine:
◦"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."
◦"For head cold: Use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."
◦"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."
◦"For fractures: To see if the limb is broken, giggle it gently back and forth."
◦"For dust in the eye: Pull the eye down over the nose."
◦"Blood flows down one leg and back the other."
◦"When you haven't enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier."
◦"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."
◦"Many women believe that an alcoholic beverage will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception."
◦"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cupids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."

Rest in part II :happy:

Kids aged 5-10 were asked questions about love & marriage. Here's what they said.

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7

"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -- Tom, age 5

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -- Mike, 10

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when Dinosaurs is on television." -- Jill, age 6

"One of the people has freckles, and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." -- Andrew, age 6

"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -- Ava, age 8

"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced.'" -- Anita, 9

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -- Regina, age 10

"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one." -- Angie, age 10

"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." -- Marlon, age 10

"[Being] single is better . . . for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." -- Kirsten, age 10

"Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." -- Floyd, age 9

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8

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