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Fun Time / Re: Rules of Etiquette
« on: December 05, 2009, 02:42:56 AM »
DATING (Outside the Family)  Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

hehehehehhe :hehe: :hehe:
learn kar lawo kuch kam aayega

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Fun Time / Re: Exercise - I don't think so....
« on: December 05, 2009, 02:41:55 AM »
huuhh  :huhh:
:happy: hoyega ta chalayegi na

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Fun Time / Re: Somthing To Think
« on: December 05, 2009, 02:40:36 AM »
very goood...i like Sonnenkinder's topic they are always great..*i Spcly read your every thread..because of threads u been posting like this one..."
das da biggest compliment i eva had from a PJ member, thx mucho mucho g

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Fun Time / Re: Somthing To Think
« on: December 05, 2009, 02:39:08 AM »
this ws the bestiest thread  =D> =D> =D>

very gud aa

big rocks’




thx for liking this post and *hats off* for warm hugs :happy:

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Fun Time / Re: Factoids You can not Afford Not To Know
« on: December 05, 2009, 02:37:33 AM »
hehhehehehheh sonnen chaddai ho gai  :lol: :lol:
i dun get flattered dt easily :lost:

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Fun Time / Re: Factoids You can not Afford Not To Know
« on: December 05, 2009, 02:36:49 AM »
Man i'm his biggest fan..i read his every thread..
thx veer :happy:

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Fun Time / Re: Blind Date
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:57:43 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
lol all his hardwork gone waste :laugh:

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Fun Time / Re: Blind Date
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:56:50 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:..dude was showing of for no good reason
:happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: All Night Drinking
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:56:01 PM »
fer menu kahnu khava rea aa  :huhh:
protein chahide tenu

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Getting Old is Fun
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:55:08 PM »
jes ju r uncle  :huhh:
chal teek kise ne ta menu bzurg samjhia

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:54:08 PM »
ma ahen ghaint.. tapdi firdi aa  :balle:
ankle vich sprain na pe jawe :wait:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Extreme Redneck
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:53:15 PM »
police da num  :hehe: :hehe:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Love Pyar / Re: Veru True
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:52:21 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:51:28 PM »
ssa ji
kime oo :he:
mihir hai je waheguru jee di tussi kidda o?

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Extreme Redneck
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:50:29 PM »
nah ji nah apni n pugni gore nal....

ohna da tan hor h program hunda aa  :loll:

ma marne ohde gandase..ohne 100 ghuma deina   :hehe: :hehe:
:laugh: 100 guma deina i matlab?

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Love Pyar / Re: Veru True
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:49:02 PM »
sonnen hun es gal te ma behasna n aa..sabh di apni apni thnkin...es duniyea ch sabh kush muk jana aa serf pyar n muk skda aa..lok milde ne bichde ne... par je ohna nu kush jod ke rakhda aa oh serf pyar aa je oh diloh hove.... maran piche bande de pyar de do mithe bolh yaad kre jnade ne...
hor kush nahi....

bande di kamai h ohda pyar aa...

ageh jo tusi socho oh v theek h hou...
ssa
okie woteva u say i wont argue ova dt :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Childbirth
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:47:10 PM »
oo balleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
gora darda n... :hehe:
chal fer ajj h gal krdi aa tere lai border alea toh  :hehe:
na m not indian national

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:45:54 PM »
:balle: :balle: very nice
thnk u g and ssa  :happy:

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Fun Time / 40 Interesting Facts
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:44:45 PM »
Facts that are Interesting, Trivial & Useful…
… all at the same time
 
1.That citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
2.Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
3.Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
4.The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
5.American car horns beep in the tone of F.
6.No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.
7.Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
8.1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
9.You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
10.Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
11.The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
12.The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
13.A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
14.American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
15.Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
16.The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."
17.Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
18.The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
19.The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
20.Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
21.The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.
22.Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
23.Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez dispenser.
24.Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
25.Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
26.Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
27.All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
28.Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
29.The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
30.Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
31.Pearls melt in vinegar.
32.It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
33.Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
34.The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
35.It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
36.The average life span of a major league baseball: seven pitches.
37.A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
38.The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. 39.The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
40.Richard Milhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters found in the word "criminal."
 

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Jokes Majaak / Engineer's Outlook on Life
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:29:46 PM »
Engineers Outlook on Life

 To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
............... To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines.
They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past.

The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and stated, "This is where your problem is."

The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again.

The company received a bill for $50,000 from the engineer for his service. They demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.

The engineer responded briefly:

One chalk mark $ 1. Knowing where to put it $49,999.

It was paid in full and the engineer retired again in peace.

 

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