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Fun Time / Re: Frog Juice

« on: December 09, 2009, 08:00:12 PM »

Quote from: LifeStylejatti on December 09, 2009, 07:09:25 PM

o gossssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh X_X X_X

: hv u eva heard of earthworm soup, frog thighs bbq, grilled rats? :lost:

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Gup Shup / Sitting Next to Disgusting Person

« on: December 09, 2009, 07:23:44 PM »

This scene took place on a British Airways flight between
Johannesburg, South Africa & London.

A white woman, about 50 years
old, was seated next to a black man.

Very disturbed by this, she called
the air hostess. "You
obviously do not see it then?" she asked. "You placed
me next to a
black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a
repugnant
group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess
replied.
"Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if
another place is available."

The hostess went away & then came back a
few minutes later.
"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available
seats in Economy Class.

I spoke to the captain & he informed me that
there is also no seat in Business Class.
All the same, we still have one
place in First Class."

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess
continued. "It is unusual for our company
to permit someone from Economy
Class to sit in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the
captain
feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so
disgusting."

She turned to the black guy & said, "Therefore, Sir, if
you would like to,
please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in
First Class."

At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by
what they had just witnessed,
stood up & applauded.

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Fun Time / Is Common Sense Dead?

« on: December 09, 2009, 06:55:18 PM »

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
Why the early bird gets the worm;
Fire is hot;

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, don’t
spend more than you can earn. And reliable strategies like, adults, not
children, are in charge.

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights; Someone Else Is To Blame, and I’m A Victim.

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Fun Time / Self Sufficiant

« on: December 09, 2009, 06:31:55 PM »

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Fun Time / Frog Juice

« on: December 09, 2009, 06:04:04 PM »

They call it 'The Peruvian Viagra'. It's the best aphrodisiac. 'Extracto de rana' (Frog juice) is in very high demand at local markets of Lima, Peru.
You go to the market stall and you pick your frogs from a tank. The vendor takes them out and bangs them against the table to kill them. Then she peels the skin off them and she fills the blender with hot white bean broth, some honey, raw aloe vera and a generous portion of maca. Then she adds your plucked frogs and she turns the blender on. And voila, a delicious warm glass of frog juice.

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Pics / A Prison in Finland

« on: December 09, 2009, 05:33:48 PM »

They say life in prison is tough. Well, not in every prison. Take a look at this one in Finland

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Cars / Made In China

« on: December 09, 2009, 05:09:16 PM »

BMW 7 Series V/S BYD F6

Mercedes C Class V/S Geelie Merrie 300

Rolls-Royce V/s Hongqi HQD

Vauxhall (Opel)Frontera V/S Landwind

Toyota Prado V/S Dadi Shuttle

Nissan X Trail V/s Greatwall Sing

Honda CRV V/S Laibao SRV

European Smart V/S Chinese smart

Daewoo Matiz v/s Chery QQ

Toyota logo V/s Geely logo

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Pics / Dirty Car Art - Some more pics

« on: December 09, 2009, 04:47:56 PM »

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Pics / Amazing sand sculptures

« on: December 09, 2009, 04:40:02 PM »

James Bonds Aston Martin DB4

Shrek

Batman

Spiderman

The Incredible Hulk

The Flinstones

The Simpsons

Charlie Chaplin

Marilyn Monroe

Casablanca

Dracula

Freddy Krueger

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Fun Time / 1959 v/s 2009

« on: December 09, 2009, 03:57:29 PM »

A few examples to show the difference between the 1959 and the 2009 American society:

Scenario #1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1959 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2009 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark… Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario #2: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.
1959 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal… Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2009 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin… Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario #3: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1959 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2009 - Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse… Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang… State psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison… Billy’s Mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario #4: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1959 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2009 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations… Car searched for drugs and weapons

Scenario #5: Pedro fails high school English.
1959 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2009 - Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro’s English teacher… English banned from core curriculum… Pedro given diploma anyway… but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario #6: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1959 - Ants die.
2009 - ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home… computers confiscated. Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario #7: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary… Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1959 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison… Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

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