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Messages - SonnenKinder
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« on: December 10, 2009, 12:46:46 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: blonde
:laugh: :laugh: jado mein blond da koi joke paste karda menu tu nazar aandi
7282
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:45:47 AM »
aho tu mere jhunde patva de
aggey kehre tere jhunde laggay hoye va :lost:
7283
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:44:54 AM »
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh:
 : sardarni to miss mirch
7284
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:43:45 AM »
honey money toks :hehe:
If you want to know, wht the God thinks of money, you hv only to look at those whom He gives it :happy:
7285
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:40:27 AM »
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :angr: :angr: TERI BHEN AA
sachi gal te gussa ni karida :happy:
7286
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:39:29 AM »
kal ma depression ch chali gai c cousn nu vekh ke
v kal tak eh sade nal tapdi c
hun eh etho chali jayegi
ik din ma v chali jana
menu bohat dar lagda aa X_X X_X X_X
uncle nu kehna ghar jwai lab len :lost:
7287
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:36:57 AM »
prison a ke jannat?
very few criminals in scand countries. Roma gypsies are da only criminals in this part of world but now somalian refugees are pourin in regularly, i think crime wud rise and society structure wud get corrupted.
7288
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:32:43 AM »
damn
i wanna be a criminal :hehe:
welcome g panwa jindagi bhr rahwo :laugh:
7289
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:21:28 AM »
gosh
shez insane :hehe: :hehe:
:laugh: teri bhen lagdi
7290
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:18:54 AM »
esi liye toh hum vyah karvane se darte hai :rabb: :hehe:
dujia de dekh ke khush hunde vai gaya banda/bandi kam to
7291
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:14:15 AM »
chi chi chi X_X
peen vala dekho kine maja le ke peena
7292
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:13:32 AM »
7293
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:11:33 AM »
dead h lagdi aa ure tan :lol:
lagdi ni haigi va
7294
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:10:44 AM »
It was good knowing ya, Common Sense.
with ppl like u around Veer jee, common sense cant die :happy:
7295
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:09:50 AM »
X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X
lgda vya da maja kharab ho gya :laugh:
7296
« on: December 09, 2009, 09:38:08 PM »
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on... The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...
7297
« on: December 09, 2009, 09:22:12 PM »
While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up a
stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man
took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was
using a wrench.
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple
fractures. When the child saw his father.....with painful eyes he
asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and
speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions......sitting in front of that car he
looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. .
Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful,
lovely life..... Things are to be used and people are to be loved,
But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things
are loved... During this year, let's be careful to keep this thought
in mind: Things are to be used, but People are to be loved ... Be
yourself....This is the only day we HAVE. Have a nice day
Best regards
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become
actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits
they become character; Watch your character; it becomes your destiny
7298
« on: December 09, 2009, 08:57:44 PM »
Once upon a time an old man spread rumours that his neighbour was a thief. As a result, the young man was arrested. Days later the young man was proven innocent. After been released he sued the old man for wrongly accusing him.
In court the old man told the Judge: 'They were just comments, didn't harm anyone..'
The judge, before passing sentence on the case, told the old man: 'Write all the things you said about him on a piece of paper. Cut them up and on the way home, throw the pieces of paper out. Tomorrow, come back to hear the sentence.'
The next day, the judge told the old man: 'Before receiving the sentence, you will have to go out and gather all the pieces of paper that you threw out yesterday.'
The old man said: 'I can't do that! The wind spread them and I won't know where to find them.'
The judge then replied: 'The same way, simple comments may destroy the honour of a man to such an extent that one is not able to fix it.
if you can't speak well of someone, rather don't say anything.
'Let's all be masters of our mouths, so that we won't be slaves of our words.
7299
« on: December 09, 2009, 08:51:56 PM »
Marriage Humor
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.' 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
'We ll that's because we aren't married yet.'
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'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
'Well, you have done the right thing.'
'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning..'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
Husbands are husbands
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'
7300
« on: December 09, 2009, 08:06:56 PM »
very good imitations, looks wise they're all good enough. Quality may be low.
All chinese products are cheaper but poor in quality
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