:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:ve marja tu dafa honea

bollywood ne bande bigar ditta. je apne gf ja wife di tareef ni krni andi ta gana shuru kr dende. sare himash resham bane phirda

omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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nice aa bt puraanaa aaa...pdyaa hoyaa........... :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
 =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> :hehe: :hehe:

haan purana hai menu ki pta hun ethe ki ki post ho chuka. menu ta jo chnga lgda post kr denda :lost:

so :angr: :angr: ah ki gand pai jana aa  :angr: :angr:

dekh le bibi, eh log khande ne

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww....yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :marro:
gandaaaaaaaa chiiiiiiiiiii :marro: :marro:
mera chit khrab kartaaaa savere savere :shutup: :marro:

rats r full of proteins  :happy: consumption of this diet can make up for deficienty of proteins, :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

...and because he is female, he gives milk...

...sacred to Hindus, but useful to man.

Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.


mar gayi hass hass ke  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:happy:

Fried Rat Meat is a delicacy in China. Have a look at this one too.

     

     


     

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through.

So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

Amen!'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes,

Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches,

Drove them to school,

Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners

And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then, it was already 01P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,

Dust,

And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.

Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper,

He cleaned the kitchen,

Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,

Bathed the kids,

And put them to bed.

At 09 P.M .

He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.

I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.

Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.

Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night.'

ehehhehehhehhehehh nah nah ma hun shant samundar aa :hehe:

: shant samundar. tenu pta v aa samundar jado shant hove toofan di nishni hundi

i dont trust these
just imagine
Ferrari Made in china  :

believe it or not but its truth. Even Rolls Royce Made in China :happy: