hahhahahahah thats the best way !ill pour some outta my car .

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ur contribution accepted  :laugh:

hahhahahhahahhah aho te tu avdi wife nu kitab ch quotes padh padh sunan lag jai..te nal di nal oh so jaogi  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: : :

wife ta aawe ena time kis kol hona :happy:

: : koi chaj d gal karo

:  veer kithe rehnda tu aj kal

A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front replied, "Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.
He is refusing to move from there!"
"But why?"
"He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for corruption and will have to pay lakhs of Rupess as fines!
He is threatening to douse himself with kerosene and set himself on fire if people didn`t contribute with money to help him pay the fine!"
"So how much has been collected so far?"
"Six litres!"

 
A man passed away and went to Heaven. When he arrived at the Pearly Gates,St. Peter said,"Come on in.I`ll show you around. You`ll like it here." While walking through the gates,the man noticed clocks everywhere.There were clocks in every corner.The man questioned St. Peter, "What`s the deal?Why are all these clocks here in Heaven?","The clocks keep track of things on earth.There is one clock for each person.Every time that person on earth tells a lie,his clock moves ahead one minute."St. Peter continued,"For instance,this clock is for Sam, the used car salesman.Sam sells a lot of used cars,so the minute hand on his clock moves all day long."Soon,they came to a clock with cobwebs on the minute hand."Whose clock is that?"asked the man."That clock belongs to the Widow Mary.She is one of the finest,God-fearing, people on earth.I`ll bet her clock hasn`t moved in a year or two."The man said"Where is President Clinton's clock?"He replied,"Look overhead.We use his clock for a ceiling fan."
 

True friends stand behind u during ur bad times. Do u want a proof? Check out your marriage album. U’ll find that all ur friends standing behind U

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
That, my friends, is Globalization!! 
 

CEO was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.

Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

Your wife called, she wants her sign back!
 
 

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ji ji

Its an old maxim in the schools
        That flattery's the food of fools...... :happy:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: nah nah ma sau samundar aa :pagel: :pagel:

: sau samunder