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Jokes Majaak / Re: Unbeatable Texans
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:30:01 AM »
:angr: :angr: :angr: pagal jeha
rakhi hove b ki pharak penda, je koi pasand a jave ta rakhi sut deo :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Mother of the Bride
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:28:27 AM »
:lost:
tubelight :happy: lagda samjh ni aaya :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Email Mistakes
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:27:21 AM »
:loll: :loll: :loll: :hehe: :hehe:
bhol janda banda kadi, hasan vali kehri gal

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Childbirth
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:26:20 AM »
ma paper ale din pardi aa
30 chapter cho  chapter krke jani aa  :lol: :lol:
aint mobile fones allowed in exam?

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Polish Divorce
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:25:02 AM »
damn hez idiot :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
yea mostly married ppz are idiots :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Email Mistakes
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:22:52 AM »
ki option aa das menu  :wait: :wait:
:loll: hun bul gaya pta ni ki c brain vich

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Fun Time / Re: Factoids You can not Afford Not To Know
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:21:00 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ji ji :loll:
sau samunder ni 100 samunder :laugh:

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Fun Time / Re: Frog Juice
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:19:45 AM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Bob & Blonde
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:18:57 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: marja
bahaut time peha aje wife lean lai. pehla parai ta puri kar lawa

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Fun Time / Re: Appropriate Definitions
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:17:11 AM »
:cry: :cry: hw come u dont hav anything for accountants this time.... /:)
hon sochuga kuch :happy:

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Pics / Re: Amazing Typographic Portraits
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:16:07 AM »
ma v eho jahi photo banuni aa :lol: :lol:
tusi jida di marji banao jee eda di ban jaugi :happy:

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Pics / Re: Beautiful Fountains
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:14:56 AM »
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i jus love dis 8-> 8->
1 tuade ghar bana dawa :happy:

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Fun Time / Re: First Internet in Stone Age
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:14:02 AM »
Lolzzz @antivirus :laugh: :laugh:
hahahaha @ antivirus :laugh:

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Fun Time / Re: First Internet in Stone Age
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:13:16 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thats gud one...
thanks buddy lolzz
yo welcome mate :happy:

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Pics / Re: Some Awesome Aerial Photographs
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:12:26 AM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:11:27 AM »
:lol: :lol: :lol:
kuria ta chote honde to hi intelligent hondia.

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Fun Time / Obama's New Health Care Plan
« on: December 14, 2009, 09:51:14 PM »

Virtually every professional discipline within the American Medical Association's membership has decided to weigh in on the new health care plan being developed by President Obama's team, with varying thoughts and recommendations.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to totally wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, while the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No!"

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a**** in Washington!


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Jokes Majaak / Euro English
« on: December 14, 2009, 09:43:10 PM »

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".


In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.


There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.


In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.


Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.


Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.


By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".


During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.


Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.


Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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Fun Time / First Internet in Stone Age
« on: December 14, 2009, 09:14:40 PM »
                  

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Fun Time / The Reason Why do Women Crop their Picture?
« on: December 14, 2009, 08:25:43 PM »
Usually many woman in the social networking sites like myspace,facebook or even friendster gives their best photo as their primary photo. sometimes the primary photo of them was a cropped photo which only shows their face.

Do you know what is the reason of that?? why do woman likes to crop their picture?? Well watch these two pics and u wud know why :happy:

     


No Offence to Women.  :happy:


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