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6981
« on: December 17, 2009, 02:01:46 AM »
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.
eho je post nah paya kar..menu dar lagda aa :hehe: :hehe:
apna ta kam hai warning de dena baki tuadi apni akal te
6982
« on: December 17, 2009, 02:00:32 AM »
aye haye buthi tan vekh honest di
boothi dishonest ho skdi pr dil honest haiga :lost:
6983
« on: December 17, 2009, 01:59:41 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
je eh b na samjh aanda ta mein pher blonde kehna shuru kr dena c :laugh:
6984
« on: December 17, 2009, 01:58:34 AM »
:lol: :lol: :lol:
chal ta dek lai badal gai haal kida tuada?
6985
« on: December 17, 2009, 01:57:35 AM »
damn :hehe: :hehe:
honest aa judge, mera verga :happy:
6986
« on: December 17, 2009, 01:56:36 AM »
wot art =D> =D>
u know knitting?
6987
« on: December 17, 2009, 01:55:44 AM »
hainnnnnnnnnnnnnnn eh keho ja ghar aa
andar kime jande aa ehde :wow: :wow: :wow:
SSA g :happy: kida badal gai? is it ur latest and updated version? mein le jau andar
6988
« on: December 16, 2009, 10:10:06 PM »
Just because they are old does not mean that they will have to give up everything and keep sacrificing for their grandchildren also. They have wishes, too.
Gr8888888888888888888 =D>
6989
« on: December 16, 2009, 10:06:46 PM »
=D> =D> =D> =D>
innocent explanations :happy:
6990
« on: December 16, 2009, 10:02:24 PM »
mere palle ni peya X_X
pe jana c palle je dil di jaga dimag marjane nu samjhandi :happy:
6991
« on: December 16, 2009, 10:01:10 PM »
hahaha
kidda veere :happy: bara chup rehnda aj kal? howz u doin?
6992
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:59:48 PM »
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is...
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police
brilliant  :
do these 911 operatives need special qualification or training?
6993
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:57:11 PM »
vaaaaat a perfect reply :pagel:
yea nd dt too from a man's mouth :happy:
6994
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:55:43 PM »
i was being sarcastic :pagel:
m king of sarcasm :lost:
6995
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:54:04 PM »
Just a great post mste .... Tx :happy:
yo welcome bro :happy:
6996
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:38:18 PM »
Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand --
and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you
said. After marriage, he will fall asleep
before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good
cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Every woman wants a man who is handsome,
understanding, economical and a considerate
lover, but again, the law allows only
one husband.
Commandment 10.
Man is incomplete until he marries.
After that, he is finished.
Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
6997
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:33:52 PM »
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."
"What sort of question?"
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'
The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
6998
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:30:46 PM »
A man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
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Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed
and
the devil is a former Govt servant,
so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!!!
6999
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:27:53 PM »
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,
"I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.
Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."
As the teacher was giving Jayant his money,
she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"
7000
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:23:37 PM »
A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make.
"The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way.
"In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense
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