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6941
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:44:05 AM »
OH DAMN :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 : hun ta man lao ki janani da purse pura ghar honda
6942
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:42:50 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
hon wala hubby d ta mauj ho gai. comp ni lena pau :lost:
6943
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:39:10 AM »
aho shak hega aa...hauli hauli oh yakeen ch badal jana
achawwwwwwww  : badlna kitho shuru hoia sar to ka per to?
6944
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:37:55 AM »
As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded me.
One man handed me my pocketbook, two typewritten pages and a box containing the contents of my purse. "We're required to inventory lost wallets and purses," he explained. "I think you'll find everything there."
As I started to put my belongings back into the pocketbook, the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse. And we'd like to see just how you do it."
6945
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:28:26 AM »
=D> =D> =D> =D> very nice gore bandar...... god bless ya
thank u thank u :happy: tuadi pain v menu pta...jaldi munda labda tere lai :happy:
6946
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:25:18 AM »
:hehe: ethe ta chakan chukan dia gala ho rahi. mere bas di gal ni chakna chukana :happy:
6947
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:21:28 AM »
Satshrikal mitro
Ethe aao te apne vicahr daso....tusi ki banana chaunde oo te kiyu???
Yankenbibi :blink:
kal kene dekhia. mein ta ajj to hi banana shuru kr ditta. i gonna be a SHAREHOLDER. sab di pains share krna chahnda mein though it sounds difficult but not impossible. I cant promise them all to fix their problems but i can promise they wont hv to face them alone. sounds weird :happy: hai na.
6948
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:14:12 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: sahi hai... lagge raho.. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
aaho :laugh: baal put ke hath fara dene
6949
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:12:52 AM »
MA N KRNI :pagel:
tuadi union da ki banu :wait:
6950
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:11:54 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :balle: thikk aa... :happy:
:happy: blondes jara jiada badnam hai
6951
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:11:00 AM »
hahhahaha ladies !
punjabi kehnda janani di akal gode vich hunda :happy: teek e kehnda
6952
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:09:10 AM »
tu nah kut bohat khani aa mere kolo :angr: :angr:
aap hi dasso pher kida badle? :lost: tuanu v apne badlan te shak haiga...naal shayd likhia :hehe:
6953
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:07:53 AM »
hahahhahahhahahah :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: pta n menu
lo g eh pehli gal hai jiri tuanu pta ni...ni ta tusi ta walking encyclopedia ho :happy:
6954
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:06:36 AM »
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: HUUH
:laugh: eh emoticon dek ke sap yaad aanda
6955
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:05:10 AM »
 Scroll Down ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! You might have said: Krishna Janmastmi (Dahi Handi). ****** Wrong ***** Scroll down for answer ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! " RAKSHA BHANDHAN "
6956
« on: December 17, 2009, 02:47:00 AM »
A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy, then he summoned the headwaiter. "Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago, I ate just such a repast here and then, because I couldn't pay for it, you had me thrown into the alley like a common bum?"
"I'm very sorry sir..." began the contrite headwaiter.
"Oh, it's quite all right." said the guest, "but I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you again..."
6957
« on: December 17, 2009, 02:45:36 AM »
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Bobby. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Danny," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Bobby.
Danny replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Bobby.
"No, just the regular kind", replied Danny.
6958
« on: December 17, 2009, 02:34:02 AM »
The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out to the curb, where his father was impatiently waiting in his car.
"What took you so long, son?" he asked.
"The man waited on everybody in the store before me," the boy replied. "But I got even."
"How?"
"I wound and set all the alarm clocks while I was waiting," the youngster explained happily. "It's going to be fun at eight o'clock."
6959
« on: December 17, 2009, 02:32:49 AM »
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.
Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.
Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, "Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!"
"Dear God! Did you try to stop him?"
"No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!"
6960
« on: December 17, 2009, 02:30:51 AM »
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked. "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"
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