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Jokes Majaak / Hobbies« on: December 17, 2009, 05:11:36 PM »A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby. She said, "Let's start with the boys first." Boys start giving their intro... First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub." Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting. Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next." Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub." Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next." Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub." Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next." This continues... and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub." Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please." First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds." Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next." Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes." Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet girl; Yes you..." Most beautiful girl of the class: "Mam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day." 6903
Jokes Majaak / Re: An Absolutely Brilliant Joke« on: December 17, 2009, 10:33:23 AM »:hehe::lost: 6904
Jokes Majaak / Re: Euro English« on: December 17, 2009, 10:30:56 AM »:lol::happy: an easy way to speak deustch 6905
Jokes Majaak / Re: Medical Terminology« on: December 17, 2009, 10:29:46 AM »:nurse:wot dt nurse emoticon stand for? :lost: compliment or criticism? 6906
Knowledge / 6 RANDOM COINCIDENCES THAT CREATED MODERN WORLD (IV)« on: December 17, 2009, 07:26:17 AM »
The Spur of the Moment Land Deal that Created an Empire
As you can see, it's easy to take great men and accomplishments for granted. After all, Napoleon was a brilliant general, so it's easy to assume that no matter what else happened, he would have taken power in France, and got closer to conquering the world than anyone else in modern history. Well... The Ridiculous Coincidence The thing was, Napoleon wasn't born in France, but on the French island of Corsica, in 1769. And as recently as the year before that, Corsica wasn't French. Before the day the Corsican landscape presumably tore apart to deliver baby Napoleon from the earth in a storm of fire, the island was ruled by Genoa. More specifically, it was ruled by whichever filthy rich bearded Genoese banker bribed the duke enough to be granted governorship. Unfortunately, the island was constantly rebelling or being conquered by random Turks. Finally, after five centuries of struggling, Genoa said "**** it" and gave up on Corsica. Honestly, it was pretty shitty, anyway. The duke sold it to some French guy. Then that guy handed it over to the French crown, for whatever reason. Over the next several years, French soldiers were smuggled onto the island and stuffed into the citadels. Finally, in 1768, Genoa and France signed a treaty, officially ceding the island to France. And How Did it Change The World? Out popped Napoleon Bonaparte a year later. Even though he was born to an Italian family, it was technically on French soil--and even then only tentatively, as Corsica was revolting again. Thus, he became a French citizen, which allowed him to join the French Army. Fast forward a couple of decades. The French Revolution comes to Corsica, and the next thing anyone knows, some random Italian idiot from some backwater island nobody had ever heard of, is ruling France, and doing a hell of a job. If the land deal had gotten delayed, or the treaty signed later, or any one of a thousand things had happened to delay the handover for a year, no Napoleon. 6907
Jokes Majaak / Re: Email Mistakes« on: December 17, 2009, 07:09:04 AM »acha sadean jeha :huhh:yaar sidi punjabi type kar menu nu pata lagda sadean ki hai 6908
Jokes Majaak / Re: 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE« on: December 17, 2009, 07:07:31 AM »:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: tu ki gore bandarik sidha banda bas :lost: 6909
Jokes Majaak / Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.« on: December 17, 2009, 07:06:48 AM »
Here are some interesting facts about Newton
As a boy he showed little promise in school work. In fact, his school reports had described him as 'idle' and 'inattentive'. He never married and lived modestly, but was buried with great pomp in Westminster Abbey. He suffered from depression throughout most of his life. Newton owned more books on humanistic learning and religion than on mathematics and science; all his life he studied them deeply and wrote about this topics. Devoted much of his time to alchemy. Was member of Parliament. Served as the Warden of the Royal Mint. Was a wealthy man. 6910
Jokes Majaak / Re: Lost & Found (A lady narrates a real happening)« on: December 17, 2009, 06:49:18 AM »:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: huuhhhhhhhhhun ta dass de kidda badl gai tu 6911
Jokes Majaak / Re: Judge's Announcement« on: December 17, 2009, 06:47:50 AM »han hegi aaghat kria kar gussa 42 kg di haigi tu,,gussa kar kar ke ik din disna b band ho jana tu..microscope le ke labna pea karna :lost: 6912
Pics / Re: Knitted Statues« on: December 17, 2009, 06:46:05 AM »:huhh: :huhh: kadungidishes bahut vadia saaf kr skdi tu :hehe: 6913
Pics / Re: A Clock that has only 9s in it« on: December 17, 2009, 06:45:14 AM »lol fitrat :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:le eh kida kah sakdi tu. mahatama gandhi ne pura hindustan jor dita c..ki muslman te ki hindu :lost: 6914
Jokes Majaak / Re: Lost & Found (A lady narrates a real happening)« on: December 17, 2009, 06:43:47 AM »fer kiyu majak udande oooho jado laal peelia hundia ta world technicolor nazar aanda es li :happy: 6915
Jokes Majaak / Re: Detecting Mental Deficiency« on: December 17, 2009, 06:41:42 AM »:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: haye ve marjaaaho marn te hi sheedi milni :happy: 6916
Jokes Majaak / Re: 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE« on: December 17, 2009, 06:40:39 AM »aho :pagel: :pagel: :pagel::hehe: puri nautnki va 6917
Jokes Majaak / Re: 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE« on: December 17, 2009, 06:16:45 AM »:woried: :sad: :blink: :happy: :hug: :hehe: :marro: :laugh:tenu bollywood vich kam mil skda :lost: 6918
Jokes Majaak / Re: Detecting Mental Deficiency« on: December 17, 2009, 06:15:45 AM »dang dita fer tenu bhajan di thaa n labhni :hehe: :hehe:bhajna kate, ethe he sheedi pa leni :laugh: 6919
Pics / Re: Knitted Statues« on: December 17, 2009, 06:14:27 AM »:huhh: :huhh: :huhh::happy:jado koi gal ni andi ta jeeb kadan lag jandi :lost: 6920
Pics / Re: Upside-Down House« on: December 17, 2009, 06:13:07 AM »bohat achi gal aachalo kuch ta acha lagga :lost: |