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« on: December 17, 2009, 10:57:08 PM »
thankju sooooooooo much jama tere varga aa :hehe: :hehe:
bibi le mera b gift :happy: sari jindagi kam aan vali cheej tere :lost: 
6882
« on: December 17, 2009, 10:53:10 PM »
grt art =D>
courtsey internet :laugh:
6883
« on: December 17, 2009, 10:52:16 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol:
tankooooooooooooooooooo :happy:
6884
« on: December 17, 2009, 09:51:29 PM »
OH Gosshh.. :laugh: :laugh: X_X 8-> 8-> :wow: :hehe:
cash b gin ke rakhia naal :lost:
6885
« on: December 17, 2009, 09:50:48 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:happy: plasma tv te whisky b naal le ke gaya
6886
« on: December 17, 2009, 09:49:45 PM »
 : Cool :cool:
kuri nu cher dita hona te kuri pe gai rakri le ke piche chal bachu jana kite tu :laugh:
6887
« on: December 17, 2009, 09:41:28 PM »
wow... : =D> Thanks for sharing..!
galla naal ta  bahut mile, koi thanks te click ni karda :wait:
6888
« on: December 17, 2009, 09:39:07 PM »
 : : These shud b taught as well in pHysics class....dekho fer kiwen koi lecture miss karda.. :hehe:
If I were Dean of my Uni, i wud hv been too pleased to accept ur suggestion :lost:
6889
« on: December 17, 2009, 09:37:19 PM »
sacchi..wow..amazing.
ps..after reading u guys conversation atleat i get to know sistas name..thanku
and who exactly u r calling sistas :wow:
6890
« on: December 17, 2009, 09:35:10 PM »
you think it wil happen ?
a remote possibility. You know veere, gr8 scientists and inventors dreamt a lot about things and they were talented enuff to turn their dreams into realities. Ans to your question is, we can achieve somthing by dreaming, does not matter how little it is but we can do nothing without dreaming.
6891
« on: December 17, 2009, 09:26:37 PM »
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan
I agree! :happy:
It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
EXACT-A-MANDO :pagel: me me me me me me :pagel:
Lose as if u like it; win as if u were used to it
6892
« on: December 17, 2009, 09:22:11 PM »
hahah
relativity hahah nice one
yea and einstein himself revealed he dint understand women atall but how produent is his theory of relativity
6893
« on: December 17, 2009, 09:19:48 PM »
Oh My GOd.. SO Funny.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: =D> =D>
truth is always funnier den fiction :
6894
« on: December 17, 2009, 07:16:57 PM »
year 2020
place: Two Americans at IBM, USA.
Currency Conversion Rate: Rs.1 = US$100.
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to
office?
John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that they're
strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex :How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates
was standing in front of me and they played with him
like anything.That's why it got delayed. I went there
at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4PM.
Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour
to get stamped for USA.
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be
interested in coming to USA man, their economy has
been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the
client in India and you know, I will be getting a
chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.
Alex :How long are you going to stay in India.
John : What do you mean by how long. I will be
settled in India, my > company has promised me that
they will process my Hara Patta.
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very
difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry an
Indian girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in
Hyderabad, Bangalore and Mumbai.
John : Yeah, but I prefer Indian girls because they
are beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer, Hyderabad?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of
living is quite high, it is Rs. 1000/- for a single
room accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs. 1 =
$ 100. Oh God! What about in Chennai, Mumbai?
John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in
Hyderabad. It is like the world headquarters of
Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having
one personal Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a
personal Robot for less than Rs.7500/-. But my dream
is to purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.200000/- and
has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : Reddy and Naidu Associates, a pure Indian
company, specializing in Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian
company. They are really intelligent and unlike
American Bodyshoppers who have opened their
Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies pay
you in full even when you are on bench. My friend
Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit
Bihar, the most livable place in India, probably
world. There you have full freedom and no
restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder
how that state has perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America
also follows their footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their
language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been
learning Hindi as my first language here at New York.
At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi
and were quite impressed by my cent percent score in
TOHIL i.e.Test of Hindi as International language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's
fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the
famous Bollywood where you can see actors like,
Shahrukh, and all. Esselworld is also near to
Bollywood.
Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to
visit US next year, he may then relax the number of
visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Narayanamurthy
IInfosys)visited White House and donated Rs. 20000/-
for infrastructure development at Silicon Valley and
has promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech
City of Hyderabad. Bill Gates also got a chance of
meeting him. Very lucky person.
Alex : But, Indian government is planning to split
Narayanamurthy's Infosys.
John He is a hard worker man, he can build any
number of Infosys like this. Every minute he is
getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his
money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach
Pluto.
Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate
in a Kurta Pyjama because they will think you are too
Indianised and may doubt you will ever come back and
hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But
don't forget to say "Namaste, aap kaise hai" to the
Visa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that and
will not give you a visa if you don't greet him that
way.
6895
« on: December 17, 2009, 07:01:02 PM »
Awsome Sonnen .. That is soo True... :happy:Thanks for sharing.. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
YO welcome dudette :happy:
6896
« on: December 17, 2009, 06:21:11 PM »
Well, jayant , my friend, told me the following
incident which i wish to share with you. It has had a
deep impact on my thinking. In the diwali vacation,
Jayant and his couple of friends had gone to delhi .
They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver
was a old sardar, and boys being boys, Jayant and his
pals began cracking sardarji jokes, just to insinuate
the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow
remained unperturbed. At the end of the sight-seeing,
they paid up the hire-charges. The sardar returned the
change. Moreover, he gave each one of them one rupee
extra and said,( in Hindi , of ourse) ,''son, since
morning you have been telling sardarji jokes. I
listened to them all and let me tell you, some of
them were in a very bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz
I know that you are young blood and are yet to see
the world. But I have just one request. Here I am
giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first sardar
beggar that you come across in this city."
Jayant continued," That one rupee coin is still with
me. I couldn't find a single sardar begging on the
streets of Delhi ." Friends, we all love sardar jokes.
But the fact of matter is that sikhs are one of the
mostprosperous and diversified communities in the
world.
The secret behind their universal success, according
to me , is their willingness to do any job with utmost
dedication. A sardar will drive a truck or set up a
roadside garage or a dhaba, but he will never beg on
the streets.
Are we just going to pass on long forwarded mails of
sardar jokes, or are we going to try and bring our own
community on par with theirs ??
6897
« on: December 17, 2009, 06:06:51 PM »
Visakhapatnam: The wife of a poor pani puri vendor has become a software engineer in Infosys, thanks to her husband's support. Sheik Salar, 26, a street hawker, used every rupee he earned to help his wife Fatima Bibi Sheik, 21, achieve her academic ambitions. And it was not in vain. Fatima completed her course at Gayatri Vidya Parishad College of Engineering with high marks and was given a plum posting by the software giant in a campus selection.
In fact, she is the first student from the college to get into Infosys. Fatima and Salar stay in a slum at Rajendranagar. While Fatima went to college, Salar roamed around the city with a pushcart selling puffed rice, corn, chilli bhajjis and pani puri, earning Rs 150 per day. When she was married off to her distant relation Salar by her parents in 2001, Fatima was just 15 and felt that she would never achieve her dream of being a software engineer.
"I did not want to marry since I wanted to study further and achieve something," she said. She was crestfallen since Salar merely nodded when she told him about her dreams. But his nod meant a lot and he started saving money to help her study. By living frugally, Salar somehow got together Rs 60,000 to pay Fatima's fee for the first and second year of her engineering course.
The Andhra Pradesh State Minorities Finance Corporation helped the couple pay the rest of the fee. "At the time of our marriage I was not sure how serious Fatima was about her studies," said Salar. "But when I realised that she got 536 marks in her SSC exams and stood first in her school, I decided to help her study." The pani puri vendor was adamant that her future should not get spoilt because she married him.
A junior college in the city provided her free intermediate education. She secured a decent rank in the Eamcet exam and opted to join the electronics and electrical engineering branch in college. "We decided not to have kids till she got a good job," said Salar. "For this, I took much criticism from my parents." Fatima's eyes moisten when she talks about her husband. "You can't imagine the hardships he suffered to help me," she said. "In the last six years, he was my strength. He sacrificed all his joys for me."
"Fatima was always first in our class," said Asha Kanthi, her classmate. "We did not know her story then. Now she is our inspiration." Though happy at the turn of events, the couple is a bit sad when thinking about their being apart for three months, when Fatima would go to the Infosys campus in Mysore for training. Have they ever quarrelled? "When we have issues, we sit together and discuss and sort it out," said Fatima. She plans to take her husband along with her when she gets her posting. Salar too is proud, for he has proved that behind every successful woman there is a man.
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« on: December 17, 2009, 05:58:29 PM »
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.
- Albert Einstein
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you meet a beautiful girl .
- Uzair Sait
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan
It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia!
6899
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:51:08 PM »
6900
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:40:41 PM »
GUESS WHAT IS IT? Its a hard disk in 1956....The Volume and Size of 5MB memory storage in 1956.In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored 5MB of data.
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