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Messages - SonnenKinder
6401
« on: December 24, 2009, 09:18:02 PM »
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry as they were trained professionals and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
6402
« on: December 24, 2009, 09:07:51 PM »
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.
After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."
"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"
6403
« on: December 24, 2009, 08:47:20 PM »
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.
"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?" No response.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."
"Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."
6404
« on: December 24, 2009, 08:40:30 PM »
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence with wide-eyes, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought to himself, "Great... he's four years old and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I guess I'll let him ask and then I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow
6405
« on: December 24, 2009, 08:37:46 PM »
My kindergarten-aged cousin suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it. My aunt frantically swept through my cousin's room, finding nothing usable but one tee shirt that already had something printed on one side. She sent it off to school with my cousin.
That afternoon, my cousin returned and happily showed off her shirt.
On one side it said, "Families are Forever."
And on the other... "Be Smart, Don't Start."
6406
« on: December 24, 2009, 08:33:36 PM »
Four men were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "Excuse me, what's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "Excuse me, what's meat?"
The North Korean says, "Excuse me, what's an opinion?"
The New Yorker says, "Excuse me? What's excuse me?"
6407
« on: December 24, 2009, 08:19:24 PM »
6408
« on: December 24, 2009, 08:04:08 PM »
6409
« on: December 24, 2009, 03:28:52 AM »
fer am ohde nal ala munda ched lao :pagel:
munda ta roj cherdi kadi kuri b cher ke dekhi hun :laugh: ma aj pj de nickname par reha c..bare ajeeb haige..kal nu mein ena nick names te ik post pani. hun ma chalia gaddi le ke :happy: byee take care God bless u.
6410
« on: December 24, 2009, 03:26:30 AM »
acha chal fer canada h chali jani aa :pagel: :pagel:
kal di bus di ticket lai aa ma aitki christmas othe h manauni aa tu chalna a??? :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
ni ma ajj raat nu Udaipur di tyari :balle: :balle:
6411
« on: December 24, 2009, 03:25:09 AM »
lolzzz o nah nah ma n vekhdi oh tan mera bro. vekh rea c mera v intrst ban gea :pagel: :pagel:
le bro kuri chhere ta tera b interest ban jau?
6412
« on: December 24, 2009, 03:23:45 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: tenu kine keha :laugh: :laugh:
manu dassia kisa ne. pher kyon ganda?
6413
« on: December 24, 2009, 03:22:28 AM »
i like these things i have very weird interests something different amuses me .
you always post nice stuff. I read whilst in the train to the work or coming back. but the interent is bit slow sometimes and wont let me reply to it.
thanks for posting it.
awwwww yo wcm bro :happy:
6414
« on: December 24, 2009, 03:21:14 AM »
YA sURe BAs JYe 2012 Vich WrlD enD NHI HOyi TA BANya devYA GYe .. :lOL:
 : u believe in dt shit
6415
« on: December 24, 2009, 03:20:15 AM »
HElp kardO KOE USdi . :wORied:
: o koi banda ni sirf pic haigi bande di
6416
« on: December 24, 2009, 03:19:22 AM »
no dubbing vekhi aa hindi ch :pagel:
chhadi na koi b movie dekni.
6417
« on: December 24, 2009, 03:18:04 AM »
chi chi ma laini v nahi aa chi chi
teri scootri nalo ta changi hai :lost:
6418
« on: December 24, 2009, 03:16:50 AM »
6419
« on: December 24, 2009, 02:58:06 AM »
lOL ...TheeK a
I ThnK U shULD BE thE guEst To iNAgurtE the JUNk PARk :LOL:
ni bas dekhan aaonga :happy:
6420
« on: December 24, 2009, 02:50:07 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: aho :laugh: :laugh: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz mera dharam bharasht krde tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :marro: :marro: :marro:
ena kamjor ni hai dhram scooteri nu daru pilan nal bharsht hove :lost:
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