kIAm NYE. . ede NAl da Ik PAye JAye ..:HApPy:

dono mil ke bana lende ik  :happy:

In Europe construction of houses on the trees is a common cause.
So, I gathered a few photos to show them to you :happy:


         

       

This vodka is made by a scotch company "Blackwood Distillers". "Diva" passes triple distillation: at first through ice, then through coal and in the end through sand from mixture of the ground up diamonds and jewellery. PRICE: from US$ 70.00 (£35) to US$ 1,060,000.00 (£540,000). Explained simply. To every bottle of vodka the mineral deposit of diamonds and jewellery is added
           

ahhahahaahhahha
did u tell her naah its still on the way and i had my private concorde single seater :hehe:

: she wud hv asked me to wait till it arrives

:hehe: :hehe: nic one :hehe: :hehe: =))

A film crew was on location deep in the desert.  One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."

The next day it rained.  A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm."

The next day there was a hailstorm.  "This Indian is incredible," said the director.  He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather for the remaining of the shoot.  However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him.  "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director," and I'm depending on you.  What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders.  "Don't know," he said.  "My radio is broken."

A man named Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle with two large bags over his shoulders.  The guard stops him and asks, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," answers Juan, to which the guard replies, "We'll just see about that..."

The guard takes the bags, rips them apart, empties them out and finds nothing but sand.  He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, but discovers that it really is nothing but pure sand.  Finally, the guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders and lets him cross the border.

The next day, the same thing happens - Juan approaches the border on his bicycle with two bags of sand.  The guard asks him, "What have you got?" and Juan replies, "Sand."  Again the guard does a thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.  He gives the sand back to Juan, who crosses the border.

This sequence is repeated every day for several months until finally the guard is sitting in a Cantina in Mexico and Juan walks in.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard to Juan, "I know you're smuggling something...  It's been driving me crazy.  It's all I think about!  I can't sleep.  Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his drink and says, "Bicycles."

The young woman was jogging when she saw a wizened old man, smiling at her from his porch.

"You look so happy!" she said to him.  "What's your secret and for a long satisfying life?"

"Well, I smoke three packs of cigarettes every day and I drink a case of whisky every week.  On top of that I never exercise, and I eat a lot of fatty foods."

"That is amazing," the woman said.  "And how old are you?"

He answered, "thirty-two."

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing.  The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"   The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir.  These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir.  Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while.  I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey!  Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you.  It really works."

"O.K.  I've GOT to see this!"

The game warden was curious now.  The man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.  After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?" the man asked.

Private Jones was assigned to the Army induction center, where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their Serviceman's Group Life Insurance (SGLI).  It wasn't long before the center's Lieutenant noticed that Private Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.  Rather than ask about this, the Lt. stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.

Jones explained the basics of the SGLI to the new recruits, and then said.  "If you have SGLI and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries.  If you don't have SGLI, and you go into battle and get killed, the government has to pay only a maximum of $6000."

Now," he concluded, "which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?"