The federal government is sending each and everyone of us approximately between a $300 – $1,200 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will go to India.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan … and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA.

Thank you for your help & please support the USA!

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.


For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. ‘When we were to be married,’ she said, ‘ my grandmother told me, the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.’

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

‘Honey,’ he said, ‘that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?’

‘Oh,’ she said, ‘that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.’

Some photos of one of the African restaurants where cooking so-called "bushmeat" – traditional for some countries of Africa meal from meat wild and pets.

           

aho mere bare menu h pta hona aa

jis din meri likhi letter parh layenga nah tere v hosh urh jane  :mean: :mean: :mean:

: hosh uran wala letter. bibi tu eda da letter likhna ha ta osama bin laden nu likh. ode hosh ura

hahaha was it Delta Airline?? :happy:

cn be any american airline :happy:

nah ma cheedi aa  :hehe:

in nepal they bbq cheedi  :lost:

vadiya hai agle ne jaghai save kiti hai cave hi apna kam sar leya .... te loka da v sari janda .. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

loki paisa dende

chup karja tu  :huhh: :huhh:  ja pare tenu ki pata... jad ma akha band krdi aa menu oh najar aundi aa jagah
 8-> 8-> 8->

akh kholn te ki nazar aanda