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Messages - SonnenKinder
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« on: December 27, 2009, 07:01:29 AM »
Bloody Brilliant
from architectural point of view too :happy: awesome
6322
« on: December 27, 2009, 07:00:14 AM »
omg thats great
really awesome. i somtime wish i hd dt kinda talent :lost:
6323
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:58:51 AM »
Damn... That some serious talent
Thanks mate :happy:
exactly, i was taken aback when i first saw them :happy:
6324
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:57:43 AM »
This is nice :happy:
my fav too :happy:
6325
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:56:29 AM »
I just got really itchy all of a sudden.
got an urge to eat some of those? :lost:
6326
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:55:16 AM »
From now on I m getting ppl these kind of cakes :pagel:
pretty innovative to keep unwanted ppz away :lost:
6327
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:53:54 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
veer aa gun kehri aa rukdi ni chali jandi :lost:
6328
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:52:01 AM »
hhahahah ur way too funy
 for compliment :happy:
6329
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:50:43 AM »
nice :balle:
veere :happy:
6330
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:42:10 AM »
hahahhahahahahah :hehe:
did he get fired after hahahahha
Well No. His employer was an American :happy:
6331
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:41:15 AM »
ahhaha nice .recession cuz of that guy
We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work. :happy:
6332
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:39:28 AM »
smart girl aye
get jesus back and get usa togather :happy:
6333
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:38:13 AM »
Sure it was a Burberry 
sorry to hear dt. i wish, i were able to fedex u a new burberry par aj kal hath tora tang chal reha haiga :happy:
6334
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:34:32 AM »
This is how women react when Sonnenkinder tries to pick them up.
:happy: too heavy for me to pick 'em up. well i respect women more den they respect themselves. and i aint kiddin :sad:
6335
« on: December 27, 2009, 05:12:31 AM »
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have the re. Are they twins?"
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain’t! The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn’t
believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and
thank you for shopping at Wal- Mart."
6336
« on: December 27, 2009, 05:04:46 AM »
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Dorothy, had been friends all of their
lives.
When it was clear that Rose was dying, Dorothy visited her every day.
One day Dorothy said, "Rose, we both loved playing women’s softball all
our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor:
when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s
soft-ball there."
Rose looked up at Dorothy from her deathbed and said, "Dorothy, you’ve
been my best friend for many years.. If it’s at all possible, I’ll do
this favor for you." Shortly after that, Rose passed on.
At midnight a few nights later, Dorothy was awakened from a sound sleep
by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her,
"Dorothy, Dorothy."
"Who is it?" asked Dorothy, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Dorothy — it’s me, Rose."
"You’re not Rose. Rose just died."
"I’m telling you, it’s me, Rose," insisted the voice.
"Rose! Where are you?"
"In Heaven," replied Rose. "I have some really good news and a little bad
news."
"Tell me the good news first," said Dorothy.
"The good news," Rose said, "is that there’s Softball in Heaven.
Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too.
Better than that, we’re all young again. Better still, it’s always
springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play
softball all we want, and we never get tired."
"That’s fantastic," said Dorothy. "It’s beyond my wildest dreams! So
what’s the bad news?"
"You’re pitching Tuesday."
6337
« on: December 27, 2009, 05:03:35 AM »
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn’t know What to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened.
The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said, ‘You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door.’
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had locked their keys in their car .
She looked at the hanger and said,
‘I don’t know how to use this.’
She bowed her head and asked God to send her help. Within five minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who
was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.
The woman thought, ‘This is what You sent to help me?’ But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.
The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.
She said, ‘Yes,my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?
He said, ‘Sure.’
He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened.
She hugged the man and through her tears she said, ‘Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man.’
The man replied, ‘Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today.
I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour.’
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud,
‘Oh, thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!’
6338
« on: December 27, 2009, 04:54:15 AM »
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he
wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies
and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around
the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that’s okay. I don’t want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks, I don’t want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!"
6339
« on: December 27, 2009, 04:46:25 AM »
A Japanese doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.’
A German doctor said, ‘That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.’
A British doctor said, ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
have the m both looking for work in two weeks.’
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, ‘You guys are way behind. We
took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and
now half the country is looking for work.
6340
« on: December 27, 2009, 04:27:27 AM »
 Before I was a Mom- I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn’t worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom, I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom, I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn’t want to put her down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn’t stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn’t know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn’t know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby. I didn’t know that bond between a mother and her child. I didn’t know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy. Before I was a Mom - I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay. I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache, the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom. I didn’t know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a Mom.
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