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5581
« on: January 07, 2010, 07:20:37 PM »
lai ehni v kamli n aa :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:
manu ta lagda scooteri chalandi da b tera lappy on hunda :wait:
5582
« on: January 07, 2010, 07:19:23 PM »
acha vekhungi.... mere 52 frnds aa 45 munde aa :hehe: :hehe: :pagel: :pagel: hale tan ma delete mar dite... hun tan mahol bada ghaint aa mera.. hale 22 reqst hor ayi pai aa... :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:
bas 52  : 400 to upar c mere frends di list. hahahaha koi b frend ni c. sab gappa maran aandia c orkut te. twitter is much better.
5583
« on: January 07, 2010, 07:17:03 PM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: lol ma keha kite sachi ch nah hove :pagel: :pagel:
:hehe: :hehe: no woman in world can beat u
5584
« on: January 07, 2010, 07:15:11 PM »
bad ch parhungi :wait:
tere kol edi badi post parn li time ni hunda :happy:
5585
« on: January 07, 2010, 07:12:54 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: sonnen..
hmm menu tan laghda oh kisse munde di jaan bani bethe ne
: ki pta ki haiga ohde dil vich.
5586
« on: January 07, 2010, 07:08:49 PM »
Yanken's new nickname "Teri Jaan" has created confusion among PJs mind. What does it actually mean, is a well kept secret of Yanken, only known to her. Do any guy or girl hs an idea wot actually yanken wanna convey? Everyone is requested to post wot one thinks of yanken's new nick? Lemme be da first to comment on dt.
To me "Teri Jaan" conveys this hidden message from Yanken "Sonnen Teri jaan kadhni ma hun, bach ke rahi"
5587
« on: January 07, 2010, 06:43:36 PM »
5588
« on: January 07, 2010, 06:20:03 PM »
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him, "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
5589
« on: January 07, 2010, 06:16:02 PM »
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
5590
« on: January 07, 2010, 06:11:59 PM »
During a Coffee Break, two men were talking, "My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market garden." said the first man.
"So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked.
"Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?'"
The gardener said, "No, you'll have to do that yourself."
5591
« on: January 07, 2010, 06:08:29 PM »
Smith and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot.
Suddenly Mrs. Smith realized that a young man was about to propose.
Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, "Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them."
Smith said, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me."
5592
« on: January 07, 2010, 06:06:27 PM »
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."
"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied.
5593
« on: January 07, 2010, 05:40:17 PM »
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
"Oh, well never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained.
"She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts."
He continued, "She communicates well and I act like Im listening."
5594
« on: January 07, 2010, 05:36:25 PM »
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day.
For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet.
Finally the husband asked what was wrong.
"Nothing," said the woman.
Not buying it, he asked again.
"Seriously, what's wrong?"
"Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so much as "Thank you.""
Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's Day gift."
Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother."
5595
« on: January 07, 2010, 05:34:17 PM »
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.
He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.
A farmer replied, "Pappu's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died."
"Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."
"Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."
5596
« on: January 07, 2010, 05:32:00 PM »
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Pamela, a girl from the neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.'
The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother.
'Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.' His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son !!
5597
« on: January 07, 2010, 05:30:13 PM »
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled.
"My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk.
"Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
5598
« on: January 07, 2010, 05:27:09 PM »
omg that so fake.
yea fakes. All these photographs are photoshopped
5599
« on: January 07, 2010, 05:19:39 PM »
thnKS FOr adVice Eh MENu KYo NHI YAAd AYea ..:LOl:
:badam khan to baad b bhul jande o veer g :happy:
5600
« on: January 07, 2010, 05:05:19 PM »
saukha ho ke beer penda hona ta sukhbeer haiga :happy:
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