10. Quote from a Wall Street banker:
This is worse than divorce. I’ve lost half of my assets and I still have my wife…!!!!..


Lucky him  :lol: :lol: :lol:

: dont speak for that poor fella

ahha funny

My status message is "There are two kind of persons:who like me and who can go to hell"

hahhaha
 :lol:

eh proved aa pehla hi hahah

didnt know it ws a repeat post :happy:

1. Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.

in what way ?  :hehe:

10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.

dts self explainatory :happy:

hahahaaaaaaaaaa

same joke thore din pehla post hoi  :happy:

dt ws about a moneky driving car  :happy:

 
Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard:

"One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four."
"Three and three... "

His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him.

His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she stormed into Little Johnny's classroom and confronted Ms. Margo. Little Johnny's mother told Ms. Margo about Little Johnny's different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.

The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Little Johnny had said what he did. Then suddenly, Ms Margo exclaimed, "Oh, I know, here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two.

 
1. Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.

2. Thursday night- potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery upstairs.

5. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

7. Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

8. Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

9. Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.

10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.

11. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

15. At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.Several months ago, scientists at europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female harmones in the beer, and suggested that men should look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory,100 men each were fed with six pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100 percent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, could not drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating and refused to apologise when wrong.

No further test is planned.

wats landi puchi?

Boy's response is more cute :laugh: love it