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Knowledge / Re: Tip of the Day
« on: March 18, 2010, 08:10:45 PM »
:loll: :loll: nyc
ah cheeeja ma kuria li post krda pea. kal nu ona da vea hona ta ona na ghar samblna apna.

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Knowledge / Re: Brain Gym!
« on: March 18, 2010, 08:09:24 PM »
ahhhaa 1st nd 2nd da ans sahi dita
last da ma bina calculter toh ena sar marya bayd ch ques parh ke  :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:
das da way man's brain work. and it needs excercise like our body. so how was dt?

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Pics / Re: Picture of Day
« on: March 18, 2010, 08:07:09 PM »
ah ta tahnau pata hona  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
patla wala ma haga :happy:

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Fun Time / Re: 21st Century & Us
« on: March 18, 2010, 08:06:04 PM »
Our politics - Shameless :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
our mind---- idealess  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:loll: aho

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Fun Time / 21st Century & Us
« on: March 18, 2010, 07:52:38 PM »
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less
Our Future - Hopeless!

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Shayari / The Little Boy and the Old Man
« on: March 18, 2010, 07:36:04 PM »
Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon."
Said the old man, "I do that too."
The little boy whispered, "I wet my pants."
"I do that too," laughed the little old man.
Said the little boy, "I often cry."
The old man nodded, "So do I."
"But worst of all," said the boy, "it seems
Grown-ups don't pay attention to me."
And he felt the warmth of a wrinkled old hand.
"I know what you mean," said the little old man.

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Shayari / Blind Date
« on: March 18, 2010, 07:19:09 PM »
‘What is it like
to meet me
without your
ideas about me?’,
you ask.

The question hangs
between us,
two strangers,
curiously suspended
in not knowing.

I don’t even
know your name
yet we meet
and share this
moment,
eyes locked
in tender gaze.

I had no ideas
about you till
you asked,
now they flood in
tripping over
each other with
habitual ease.

‘I have no ideas
about you,’
I think…
But why then
am I surprised
by the softness
of your voice,
the Irish lilt,
delighted by
your insights,
your honesty,
and open clarity?

Enchanted by
this moment,
this opportunity
to meet you,
to dwell in
the mystery
without fear,
no name,
no history,
no map to
show the way.
I cannot fix
you, pin
you down,
fit you in a
box and stick
a label on
your tongue.

And, I have
no mask to
hide from your
unblinking stare.

Zen master
Dogen said
‘Not knowing
is most intimate.’

Now, knowing
this to be so true,
a smile grows
in my heart
where fear
had once
taken root.

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Knowledge / Re: Brain Gym!
« on: March 18, 2010, 07:10:37 PM »
some how I made to last question !!
gosh tricky ones aye!
:loll:

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Knowledge / Re: Tip of the Day
« on: March 18, 2010, 07:09:36 PM »
Keep potatoes from sprouting?
Store apples with them.

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Pics / Re: Picture of Day
« on: March 18, 2010, 07:03:25 PM »
:loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: haye oye oh mottaaaa
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
lol.......
khanda pinda ghar da haga ma motta hoea ta ki hoea  :happy:

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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / Re: EYE TATTOO
« on: March 18, 2010, 06:57:36 PM »

there's only one...it's a genetic disorder...can't pinpoint the name now, it'll come to me eventually :happy:
can it be Albinism ? Albinism results from inheritance of recessive gene alleles and is is associated with a number of vision defects, such as photophobia, nystagmus  and astigmatism.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Lawyer's Brain
« on: March 18, 2010, 06:42:33 PM »

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PJ Games / Re: Riddle of the day
« on: March 18, 2010, 06:41:13 PM »
How many 1 foot by 1 foot bricks wud it take to complete a building that is 20 feet by 20 feet?

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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / Re: EYE TATTOO
« on: March 17, 2010, 10:27:40 PM »


god damn, obsessed much?!


what's the name of the disease that cause cornea to be blue in color?

damnitt, it's gonna bug me now, 'til i figure it out.
depends on diagnosis.

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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: March 17, 2010, 09:55:49 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Tera aukha aa sajna... :laugh:
aaho :happy:

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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: March 17, 2010, 09:50:55 PM »
eda hi lgda Honey Veere. Relations always confuse me :happy:

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Knowledge / Brain Gym!
« on: March 17, 2010, 09:44:17 PM »

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain.

Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your mind and . . . begin.



1. What do you put in a toaster?







The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?






Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?







Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to question four.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?








Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.


5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?









Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?








Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!

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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: March 17, 2010, 09:14:42 PM »
(easy one)
Q: Vadde bhra di vaddi kudi de chote chache di vaddi bhen di choti kudi tuhanu ki keh ke bulayugi?
bhra ja cousin

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Pics / Re: Cartoon of the day
« on: March 17, 2010, 08:00:09 PM »

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