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4701
Cars / Re: Caddilac One
« on: January 17, 2010, 06:16:15 AM »
har cheej nu hate hate hate.. kisi cheej nu love v karda a  :huhh:
maria cheeja nu hate changi cheeja nu love :happy:

4702
Gup Shup / Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« on: January 17, 2010, 06:02:07 AM »
oh tu h krda aa
bibi tera mail junk mail vich ghum reha c :laugh: i dun get mails from ppz other den on ma mailing list.

4703
Jokes Majaak / Re: The Secret of Longevity
« on: January 17, 2010, 06:00:03 AM »
acha ji fer tusi dr. ban ke nurse fasuniyea ne  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
:angr: ana ghatia banda ni ma

4704
Gup Shup / Re: 5 Stupid Facts About Money
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:58:34 AM »
fer bana ehne dr.banana  huuhh patient kahuga mera tid dukhda ehne kehna nahi tid nahi tuhanu kush hor hoea par menu samjhana n aa rea  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
bibi enna mara doc b ni hona ma :lost:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Fried Eggs
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:56:57 AM »
theek aa te ma kush keha... teri jindagi aa jive marji jee..
jee ta janda hor kida jiva? :balle: :balle: :balle: kar lo bhanda nu gheo

4706
Jokes Majaak / Re: Great News
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:55:02 AM »
i knw
yea yea u knw everything. you are walking encyclopedia

4707
Love Pyar / Re: Who says birds don't have feelings?
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:51:59 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: lol fer tu dukandar ban ja free ch cheeja le ke jaoungi tere kolo :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
bibi lgda tu manu hauli hauli sweeper bana dena :laugh: :laugh:

4708
Jokes Majaak / Re: Smart Fisherrmen
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:44:32 AM »
chal ah gal aa
hun hasungi h n kdi v joor la lai poora
:loll:  hassa te kes gall da gussa :happy:

4709
Shayari / Re: I carry Your Heart With Me
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:43:04 AM »
awwwwwwwwwww tu eho ji post v kr skda aa :pagel:
strange :pagel:
kyon ma banda ni. I am alrounder :balle: :balle: to go all around me wud make you feel tired  :laugh: :laugh:

4710
Pics / Re: Insect Sushi
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:41:18 AM »


Some Hot Sauce on this would do for me  :happy:
insects r full of proteins

4711
Jokes Majaak / Re: give me a kiss
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:30:16 AM »
mae kehra apne gwandi di gal kiti aa......
sida sida bol tu puchia gwandi di kuri to :laugh:

4712
Gup Shup / Re: The 9 Baby
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:28:33 AM »
kya co incidence ah yaar... waise yar ehna gallan naal koi fark e ni paina par fir v 9 da coincidence dekhan wala ah funny ah na
yea true, but some coincidences juss sound unbelievable, like this one

4713
Shayari / Re: The mandness of Love
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:27:14 AM »
very nice buddy =D> =D> =D> =D>
thx bud :balle: :balle:

4714
Gup Shup / Re: Top 10 Best Ghost Photographs
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:25:17 AM »
great work i must say
thanks for that bro
thx veere :hug:

4715
Gup Shup / Re: TOP 10 MOST REMOTE PLACES ON PLANET EARTH
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:24:13 AM »
canada ch barf ch hahah too remote mate!
Northern Canada is bloody too cold.

4716
Jokes Majaak / Re: dedicated to sonnenkinder
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:18:44 AM »
sher  :happy:
:loll: sher da veer bndar kida ho gaya :happy:

4717
Gup Shup / Re: Women are like Apples/Men are like Grapes
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:17:18 AM »
tease mainu krda c......?  :hug: karla putt koi gal ni
waise mae v gill bai di gall naal sehmat aa.....eh KURIA NU MAKHAN Sohna PEA...  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
veer maria baki posts b par la :happy: dek la kina makhn landa ma :happy:

4718
Gup Shup / Top 10 Most Beautiful Eyes - Women
« on: January 17, 2010, 05:15:39 AM »
Finding the world’s most beautiful eyes was challenging, to say the least. With a list that started at 50 sets of beautiful eyes that then had to be reduced to 10, well, you can imagine the hesitation to exclude some of the many gorgeous women that were considered. Some of the lovely ladies whoe missed breaking the top ten were Megan Fox, Raquel Welch and, believe it or not, Marie Osmond who were all in the initial 50.

10. Charlize Theron

She’s got stunning eyes, but what else? She won an Oscar for Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role in Monster.


9. Sophia Loren

She’s got sexy eyes, but what else? She won an Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role
in Ciociara, La.

8. Kristin Kreuk

She’s has gorgeous green eyes, but what else? She has starred in “Smallville” as Lana Lang and has kissed Superman.

7. Giada De Laurentiis

Okay, her eyes are amazing, but what else? She is a professional chef and has her own cooking program, Everyday Italian, which has been broadcast on Food Network since 2003.

6. Sharbat Gula

Her sparkling green eyes are mesmerizing, but what else? She is known as the cover girl for National Geographic because Steve McCurry was fortunate enough to take her photograph while on assignment for National Geographic. Her photo is the most popular that the magazine has published.

5. Audrey Hepburn

Her eyes are beautiful, of course, but what else? Audrey won the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role
in Roman Holiday.

4. Elizabeth Taylor

Her blue eyes make the sky look pale, but what else? She won two Oscars, one for each beautiful eye. She won for Best Actress in a Leading Role in Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? & Best Actress in a Leading Role in Butterfield 8.

3. Lynda Carter

Azure blue eyes that sparkle are nice, but what else? Lynda was the superhero Wonder Woman and won the 2004 TV Land Award for Superest Super Hero for “Wonder Woman” which aired in 1976.

2. Angelina Jolie

Okay her eyes are drop-dead gorgeous and her lips are incredible, but what else? She is the daughter of Jon Voight and won an Oscar Best Actress in a Supporting Role for Girl, Interrupted in 2000.

1. Aishwarya Rai


Her eyes are truly the most beautiful eyes in the world, and that is enough, but just for kicks, what else? Aishwarya was chosen by Time magazine in 2004 as one of the World’s “100 Most Influential People” and she is widely considered the most beautiful woman in the world and with eyes like that you can “see” why.




























4719
Fun Time / Good Writing Advice
« on: January 17, 2010, 04:13:07 AM »
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity.

Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency and a concatenated consistency.

Eschew obfuscation and all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement and asinine affectations.

Let your extemporaneous descants and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast.

Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy and vain vapid verbosity.

If you are really interested, the above means:
"Be brief and don't use long words."

4720
Fun Time / New Banking Procedures
« on: January 17, 2010, 04:00:44 AM »
Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" cashier machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:-


MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, wind the window down.

4. Find handbag, empty all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell the person on your mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write deposit amount in check book and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

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