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4461
« on: January 21, 2010, 09:32:35 PM »
shota krke suna de
shota kar dita ta joke da maja hi khrab ho jana
4462
« on: January 21, 2010, 09:29:01 PM »
okaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sir :lol:
oh jatt di pasand aa te ma jatt ha ni :happy:
4463
« on: January 21, 2010, 09:23:24 PM »
4464
« on: January 21, 2010, 09:18:08 PM »
theek karla fer.. nahi tan ma kar deini aa theek makeup krke ma bada sohna eye makeup krdi aa :he:
maria akha pela hi boht sonia hagia :happy:
4465
« on: January 21, 2010, 09:07:08 PM »
Murders cost police at least £367million to investigate last year, a Home Office watchdog estimates.
The most complex inquiry costs an average £3.1million, compared to a £434,000 bill for more straightforward incidents.
The figures, based on research by Merseyside Police, were revealed in a report by Her Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary (HMIC).
It is the first time the financial cost of murder in England and Wales has been estimated.
The report assumed that around 5% of cases were complex. These include killings where there are no obvious suspects, multiple victims or the crime causes major public concern.
4467
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:54:41 PM »
:pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: n i luv dis :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
laal jeebh manu sachi eda lagda jida dracula di bhen hondi tu happy0045
4468
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:05:05 PM »
muh takda h reh je banda :pagel:
ma ta ni par skda eda di greji
4469
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:03:29 PM »
k den letz see... :huhh:
ma ta majak kr reha siga :happy:
4470
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:31:35 PM »
Repeat post :happy: I have already posted this joke
4471
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:19:51 PM »
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
“What does it look like?” she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”
4472
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:13:04 PM »
Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there’s a high rise building on fire.
Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped five stories up.
Paddy yells to the people: “I’m Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, the Irish Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I’ll catch you!”
One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her. Then a man sees that Paddy catches the women and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him also. Then a negro jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn’t even attempt to catch him.
Paddy looks up and yells, “Don’t be throwin’ the burnt ones!”
4473
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:06:38 PM »
ehdi lai himmat chaheedi aa...te jad pyar hunda aa eh himmat rabb ape dinda aa...
rabb nu ki lor hagi ena chakkar vich pan di
4474
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:00:43 PM »
apne muh mea mithu ala mithu totta :hehe: :hehe: :pagel:
 : bibi tu french pnjabi boldi
4475
« on: January 21, 2010, 05:57:37 PM »
lai gal aa koi.. sikha deini aa... das ki sikhna..jo puchna puch :happy:
bas choti jei gal sikha de "pyr vich toofn kyon aande te paar kida kari da"
4476
« on: January 21, 2010, 05:33:04 PM »
In 1931, George Bernard Shaw wired Winston Churchill: “Am reserving two tickets for you on opening night of my new play. Come bring a friend — if you have one.”
Churchill wired back: “Impossible for me to attend first performance. Would like to attend second night — if there is one.”
4477
« on: January 21, 2010, 05:29:11 PM »
As a prank, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak sometimes buys uncut sheets of $2 bills from the U.S. Treasury and has them bound into booklets. Then, when buying small items, he’ll pull out a booklet and cut off a few bills with scissors.
This is perfectly legal, but it’s caused at least one alarmed inquiry by the Secret Service.
4478
« on: January 21, 2010, 05:23:57 PM »
why is everyone laughing :dnk:
goria vich kala dekh ka :lost:
4479
« on: January 21, 2010, 05:17:42 PM »
"You read this entire list and understood it." :happy:
4480
« on: January 21, 2010, 05:13:54 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol: nice nice
thanks bud
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