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« on: May 16, 2010, 08:37:07 AM »
A computer game retailer revealed that it legally owns the souls of thousands of online shoppers, thanks to a clause in the terms and conditions agreed to by online shoppers.
The retailer, British firm GameStation, added the "immortal soul clause" to the contract signed before making any online purchases earlier this month. It states that customers grant the company the right to claim their soul.
"By placing an order via this Web site on the first day of the fourth month of the year 2010 Anno Domini, you agree to grant Us a non transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul. Should We wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from gamesation.co.uk or one of its duly authorised minions.
GameStation's form also points out that "we reserve the right to serve such notice in 6 (six) foot high letters of fire, however we can accept no liability for any loss or damage caused by such an act. If you a) do not believe you have an immortal soul, b) have already given it to another party, or c) do not wish to grant Us such a license, please click the link below to nullify this sub-clause and proceed with your transaction."
The terms of service were updated on April Fool's Day as a gag, but the retailer did so to make a very real point: No one reads the online terms and conditions of shopping, and companies are free to insert whatever language they want into the documents.
While all shoppers during the test were given a simple tick box option to opt out, very few did this, which would have also rewarded them with a £5 voucher, according to news:lite. Due to the number of people who ticked the box, GameStation claims believes as many as 88 percent of people do not read the terms and conditions of a Web site before they make a purchase.
The company noted that it would not be enforcing the ownership rights, and planned to e-mail customers nullifying any claim on their soul.
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« on: May 16, 2010, 08:19:54 AM »
ya i know that.. Like some indian guys with funky hair styles and blonde tips :D they use that to get rid of it after their parents says" Tu sada naam kharab karne leya aa " :superhappy:
:laugh: Only Indians can get scolding from der parents otherwise i love the way Americans obey der children.
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« on: May 16, 2010, 08:18:05 AM »
Has this ever happened to you? You start thinking about someone you haven’t seen in years. Next moment you see him walking towards you. Or you remember a long-lost friend. Then the phone rings and you find that it’s her or him on the line!
Carl Jung called such experiences synchronicity. In his research he noticed that some occurences were connected in such a meaningful way that they seemed to defy the laws of probability. There are many different explanations for synchronicity.
1. Synchronicity is connected to our psychic abilities- This means that we can intuit when a certain person is going to ring us, or is walking towards us. This is why we start thinking about them.
2.Mysterious affinity- Certain people, objects and happenings are connected to each other. Sychronicity make these connections visible.
3.The mind can manifest objects and happenings- This theory has been expanded into the ‘Law of Attraction”.
Here is an example of how these theories play out. A short while ago my neighbor talked to me about his professional future. In the course of the conversation, he reached a decision to find and apply for a short-term contract as a Communications Manager. Imagine his surprise when he arrived home to find an email from a recruitment agency that had last been in touch with him some two years earlier. In the email they invited him to apply for an eight months contract as a Communications Manager!
That’s synchronicity. How can such an improbable event happen? According to the three theories above, these could be the reason.
a) He had a precognition that the recruitment agency would contact him and therefore started thinking about employment.
b) The intersection between his wish of getting a contract and the email from the recruitment agency was a meaningful sign that this was the right plan of action.
c) His wish for the position manifested the email.
I’m not sure which is the right explanation. What do you think?
If we want to use synchronicity for creating a happier life, there is one core point that we need to remember:
Synchronicity is a call to action.
A synchronic event is a personal messages from the universe.
If we act upon the secret connection that synchronicity reveals, we invite good fortune.
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« on: May 16, 2010, 07:52:02 AM »
Agreed
this all depend on the demand !
Some evils like to see children in those terrible situations . What can governemnt do , when citizens aren't co-operative
absolutely correct.
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« on: May 16, 2010, 07:47:59 AM »
nice one..
copy pasted frm mah frend's poetry archive :happy:
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« on: May 16, 2010, 07:45:49 AM »
hahah thanks man
because i can afford one of those and for same sort of speed if i want a European will cost me over 100,000 dollars that i can't afford bro :)
Punjabi ch kahawat hai - Apni chaddar dekh ke pair pasaro
cycle chalo lammi umar pao :happy:
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« on: May 16, 2010, 07:42:11 AM »
haha last time i bought for 25 rupees when i was in india.. 100 ml i think .. white plastic bottle si
another use of hydrogen peroxide is it decolorises hair and some hair dressers use it in their saloon.
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« on: May 16, 2010, 07:40:08 AM »
hmm thats not gud on the part of government...all these kind of unbalanced psychological beahviors r result of technological development, stress in life, lack of family love, care and affection...
but Goverment can really do a lot in this concern..What kind of freedom of expression they r talking abt its really bad...
Its a collective responsibility of all netizens to keep a country free of vices. Why to blame Govt? If we all turn veggies, and stop buying leather goods, why wud animals be slaughtered?
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« on: May 16, 2010, 07:31:05 AM »
very nice information Mr Dexter
good one, I used once .
I think in India people use Hydrogen peroxide to clean their ears . ( they call it hydrogen  : )
really? India da jwab ni :happy:
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« on: May 16, 2010, 07:24:14 AM »
In my opinion,in simple words...YOGA means "YOU"...its ur natural state it tells u what u r resisting from ur natural state of body and mind..
I hope this makes sense.. :happy:
Sorry its a wrong ans.
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« on: May 16, 2010, 07:22:34 AM »
Kids are amazing....
Most innocent perspective :-)
There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forhead And when she was good she was very, very good But when she was bad she was horrid. Well above stanza from "There was a Little girl" By Henry Wadsworth Longfellow explain Kids.
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« on: May 16, 2010, 07:11:52 AM »
hmm..I wud like to name this post as I Owe My Father.. :happy: if u dont mind SonenKinderji... :wait:
I just want to express my feelings for mom as..
I miss my mum most of all,
it seems that without her I always fall.
Its weird not having her around,
lifes so difficult is what I've found. 8-> 8->
na g,i dun mind at all. But wot i do mind is, you aint humorous at all.
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« on: May 16, 2010, 07:01:18 AM »
bahutttttttttt sohniiiiiiiiiiiii pic haiiiiiii =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
keri pic? bhot hagia.
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« on: May 15, 2010, 11:47:30 PM »
That is why it is said a child can ask a question which a wise man cannot answer.... :laugh:
If you carry with you your childhood, you never become older.
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« on: May 15, 2010, 11:32:15 PM »
8 Pack what :happy: McDonald's burgers :happy:
Shhhhhhhhhh top secret
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« on: May 15, 2010, 11:30:54 PM »
hahahhhha bacheya nu vi bchareya nu ki samjh aana
The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.
this is funny Asparagus- Kid probably hated that
Veere, what i hv gone through during past couple of months i dun feel like posting some serious stuff.
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« on: May 15, 2010, 11:27:05 PM »
i look awesome though ma 8 packs aint showing :laugh:
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« on: May 15, 2010, 11:19:26 PM »
A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible.
This is amazing and brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching???The Children's Bible in a Nutshell
In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.
Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.
Then God made the world.
He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet.
Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden…..Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.
Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.
Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.
One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.
After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.
Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Hesston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.
God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff.
Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother..
Bible guy to use spies… Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town
After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot..
He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines.
My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.
After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore.
There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.
After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.')
During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats.
Jesus also had twelve opossums.
The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.
Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount.But the Democrats and Republicans put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead
Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution..
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« on: May 15, 2010, 10:51:01 PM »
1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it
was dead.
'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil.
'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child
Innocently.
'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it
didn't move'
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later…..'Da-ad….'
'What?'
'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?'
'No, You had your chance. Lights out.'
Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad…..'
'WHAT?'
'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??'
' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!'
Five minutes later……'Daaaa-aaaad…..'
'WHAT!'
'When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?'
3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?'
The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in
and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's
sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!''
4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he
asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mummy, will you sleep with me
tonight?'
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room.'
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
'The big sissy.'
6. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year
old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the
shower.
She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!'
I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her
tummy.'
'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bum?'
7.. A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine….'
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?'
The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mum.'
'And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?' the mother asked
'Yes,' he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, 'What are you
teaching my son in math?'
The teacher replied, 'Right now, we are learning addition.'
The mother asked, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that
son of a bitch is four?'
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 'What I taught them
was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.'
8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken
Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, '… and so Chicken Little
went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is
falling!'
The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think that
farmer said?'
One little girl raised her hand and said, 'I think he said:
'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!''
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter.'
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm Jane
Sugarbrown.'
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, 'Aren't you Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter?'
She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.'
10. A little girl asked her mother, 'Can I go outside and play
with the boys?'
Her mother replied, 'No, you can't play with the boys, they're
too rough.'
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,
If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?'
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