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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:22:03 PM »
Mayawati came to Laloo Prasad Yadav's house with a goat
Laloo: Iss bhains ko mere ghar kyon layee?
Mayawati: Dikhta nahin ye bakri hai bhasns nahin.
Laloo: Hum tumse nahin bakri se pooch raha hoon!
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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:19:27 PM »
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. 'Isn't it true,' he bellowed, 'that you accepted Five Million Rupees to compromise this case?'
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question.
'Isn't it true that you accepted five Million Rupees to compromise this case?' the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, 'Sir, please answer the question.'
'Oh,' the startled witness said, 'I thought he was talking to you.'
4143
« on: January 26, 2010, 08:16:31 PM »
Lalu ka Appointment letter
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send
any further correspondence. No phone call shall be
entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca
mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted.
Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment
Letter
padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath
Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter
bhejne ka
kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:11:50 PM »
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!' We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
4145
« on: January 26, 2010, 08:06:38 PM »
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.
Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth. The first applicant,
an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.
"A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."
The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family,
he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was a Indian politician (Lallu Yadav). When asked how much money
he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.
The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1 million,
and we'll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars"....
4146
« on: January 26, 2010, 08:04:09 PM »
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" .....
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?".......
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.
Rabri asked, "Where's my darling Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied St.Peter,
guess why?
"I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
4147
« on: January 26, 2010, 07:57:21 PM »
Eight-year-old Jane brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:
"Jane is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."
Jane's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:
"Please let me know if your idea works on Jane because I would like to try it out on her mother."
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« on: January 26, 2010, 07:54:06 PM »
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per meter," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten meters."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
4149
« on: January 26, 2010, 07:51:22 PM »
Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Johnny: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Johnny: "She's a woman..."
4150
« on: January 26, 2010, 07:48:28 PM »
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning... after breakfast...
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !!!!!
4151
« on: January 26, 2010, 07:45:15 PM »
CEO was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
Your wife called, she wants her sign back!
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« on: January 26, 2010, 07:39:30 PM »
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« on: January 26, 2010, 07:36:33 PM »
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« on: January 26, 2010, 07:24:09 PM »
4155
« on: January 26, 2010, 07:21:53 PM »
yukkk :angr: :angr:
:happy:
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« on: January 26, 2010, 06:36:19 PM »
Space travel is almost upon us as Virgin Galactic unveil pictures of the SpaceShipTwo planes. The $200,000 price tag buys you a once in a lifetime experience as well as all the training required to survive the flight. Imagine soaring 65 miles above the earth and seeing the blue of Earth's atmosphere transform before your very eyes into the black of space...and then you see Earth. For those rich enough to afford this very short holiday, we envy you very much!
Virgin Glactic claim that 300 people have already paid in full for the trip, and thousands more have got in queue to be the next space tourists. Virgin Galactic hopes that after the first few maiden flights even more space tourists will come forth, eventually driving the costs down for these flights to more modest figures.
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« on: January 26, 2010, 06:25:09 PM »
oh my god
people with head injuries survived?
cant belive it
stranger are the ways of life. One dies of a scratch and other survives a holocaust
4158
« on: January 26, 2010, 05:40:58 PM »
awesum job done .
amazing.
4159
« on: January 26, 2010, 05:38:05 PM »
The scientific way. Analyze the parts before analyzing the full.
Okie, Einstein jee :wait:
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« on: January 26, 2010, 05:35:43 PM »
lol ...made time chlda ena da ta
pta ni eh sab ena andar kida chala janda
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