1. There are 47 people in USof A named "Lol".
2. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
3. Men can read smaller print than women. Women can hear better.
4. Sex is a pain reliever, 10 times more effective than valium.
5. The bigger your dinner group, the more you are likely to eat.
6. If Facebook were a country it would be THIRD LARGEST largest country in the world, bigger than USA and Indonesia.
7. A fake Beyonce has over than 1 million followers on Twitter and she has never tweeted.
8. Drinking beer before taking your test can help remember the things u have studied.
9. Even they broke up 25 years ago, the Beatles continue to sell more records each year than the Rolling Stones.
10. The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69.

"I bet a fat girl wrote that" Seen this written many times. People just can't get over fatness lol.

and it always irritates fat ppl. I hope u ain't fat!

"Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor's take-out menu.

"Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California.

"We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you." -- A notice in a restaurant.

"Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.

"Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe.

"You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed.

"Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC.

"Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's.

"NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at an Arby's in North Bend, Washington.

"Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.

Quotes

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    "Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" -- Asked of a waitress.

    "Just the chicken." -- The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.

    "Would you like cream and sugar with that?" -- Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.

    "Do you want cheese on that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.

    "You want fries with that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.

    "Do you want onions on that?" -- A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.

    "Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"

    "Do you get rice with your fried rice?"

    "I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." -- A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.

    "Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" -- A waitress.

    "Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?" -- Asked of a customer who had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar and one without.

    "Do you want that in a bag?" -- Asked of a customer who ordered coffee to go.

    "Is this for here or to go?" -- Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through window.

        "Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing." -- A waitress, when asked for two thousand island dressings.

    "How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?"

    "How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?"

    "Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?"

    "Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?"

    "Would you like the sale price?" -- A fast food worker, asking how a customer would like to pay for his order of two special sandwiches.

    "That's not an animal. It's a mammal." -- Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public high school.

    "Does your ice cream contain dairy products?" -- A customer at the drive-through of a fast food restaurant.

    "Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls -- do they have ham in them?" -- A customer at a bakery cafe.

    "Don't you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?" -- Asked of a Taco Bell cashier.

    "This is to go." -- Commonly said by customers at drive-through windows.

    "I'd like a large Pepsi pizza." -- A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, "Wait, Chuck, is that right?"

Interesting man

But how will this work. Is this like continous jamming fire or what ? :dnk:

Effect will wear out in about 3-4 seconds ( Considering Echo too)

I am also curious to know the detail but it ain't available on net.

Two-digit Interstate numbers are designed to let drivers know the general direction of the highway. If the Interstate has an odd number, it runs north-south. Interstates with even numbers run east-west.

A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”

“You bastard!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.

“You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” says the judge.

“Bastard!” the same person yells.

The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom.“Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”

“I’m sorry, Your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this bastard’s neighbor for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”

achwas! das kann ja jeder behaupten  :happy:

Frauen werden zu kompliziert, um zu verstehen, und nur Frauen können solche komplizierten Zeitungen dinge. Ich bin nicht deutsch aber finnisch, so ist mein Deutsch nicht dass gut.

http://www.smartplanet.com/blog/cities/top-10-most-livable-cities-in-the-world/835

Source updated in the main post as well

My native place deserves better ranking.