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Jokes Majaak / Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
« on: May 20, 2010, 07:59:05 PM »:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: bachrii da bezti kartita dar naal ghar to b gayb ho gea pta c wife ne belna naal marna
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Jokes Majaak / Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds« on: May 20, 2010, 07:59:05 PM »:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: bachrii da bezti kartita dar naal ghar to b gayb ho gea pta c wife ne belna naal marna 362
Shayari / You and Me« on: May 20, 2010, 07:57:30 PM »You send shivers down my spine when you walk in,
Cause the butterflies to flutter like mad. When you look in my eyes, You burn right through me. You are the sunshine when my skies are clouded, The light when I can't find the good in the world. I could be all that you need, You are all that I want. My stomach knots when you are next to me, You make me nervous and giddy. I smile at the thought of you, Quake in your presence. You have all control over me, And you don't even know it. 363
News Khabran / Deceased candidate qualifies in primary« on: May 20, 2010, 07:40:43 PM »
GEORGETOWN, Ky., May 20 -- Officials in Georgetown, Ky., said a deceased city council candidate received 1,002 votes in the primary election, despite signs explaining her recent death.
Georgetown officials said Vickie Moore, who died of a heart attack April 4 at the age of 54, received enough votes Tuesday to move on to November's general election for the council despite signs at polling places telling voters that the candidate had passed away and her votes would not be officially counted, the Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader reported Thursday. Election officials said Moore's name is being dropped and will be replaced in the general election by Antonio Barber Sr. Moore placed 13th out of 29 candidates in the primary. Locals theorized people may have voted for Moore as a tribute to her memory, to show dissatisfaction with the other candidates or because they did not notice the signs. "I think people voted to make a statement, or people were doing it in honor of her, to say 'she would have had my vote had she lived,'" said Scott Turner, president of the Georgetown Scott County Community Connections. 364
News Khabran / City plans saggy pants ban ordinance« on: May 20, 2010, 07:37:30 PM »
HORN LAKE, Tenn., May 20 (UPI) -- Officials in a Tennessee town said they are working on a new ordinance to ban locals from wearing their pants low enough to reveal underwear or bare backsides.
Horn Lake Mayor Nat Baker and members of the board of aldermen said they have seen recent increases in men wearing their pants in the saggy fashion, leading them to seek a ban in the form of an ordinance, The (Memphis) Commercial Appeal reported Thursday. "There have been ordinances like this upheld across the country, and in talking with the city attorney, I think we can draw up something that can be upheld in court," Baker said. "They need to pull their pants back up to where they should be," Baker said. "It's getting out of hand." Officials did not reveal possible penalties for violations of the ban. 365
Jokes Majaak / Power to the farmers!« on: May 20, 2010, 07:29:42 PM »
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.
The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy – “HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my property. That duck belongs to me. Hand it over!” The city guy says, ‘Hell no I shot him so I get to keep him!” The farmer and the city boy decide to settle it country style (which is to kick each other in the nuts till the other one falls over”) So the farmer goes first and slams the city boy a nice hard stiff kick. Upon receiving the kick, the city boy damn near colllapses from the pain. The city boy regains his balance And studders “Its my turn” The famer looks at him and says – “aw Hell, keep the damn duck! 366
Jokes Majaak / 0 to 200 in 6 seconds« on: May 20, 2010, 07:18:31 PM »
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. 367
Knowledge / Re: Top 5 Mythical Creatures« on: May 19, 2010, 10:23:29 PM »tanhio believe karanga mei :happy:i hv posted the pictures too 368
Jokes Majaak / Re: Brain Transplant« on: May 19, 2010, 10:21:58 PM »what was that sign for sarcasm :wait:well it resembled an egg shaped circle open at one end with a dot in center. more line an ear. 369
News Khabran / Re: Kiss of Life« on: May 19, 2010, 10:15:29 PM »Yea u r right… ‘The Sun’ is leading newspaper of UK…. But the incident is of Sweden… So this news should be in swedish newspaper…..translated from svenska to english and edited by yours truely.It was published in a magazine so der aint any dateline. I dint know, scotland yard gonna examine this news so subtly. What if you are offered a post in MI5, Miss Matahari? 370
Shayari / Re: Generic Love Poem« on: May 19, 2010, 09:56:02 PM »ahhahahahaha=)) 371
News Khabran / Re: Hearing loss may be linked to Viagra« on: May 19, 2010, 09:54:14 PM »hahha bad news for those people who use this drugActually, its blessing in disguise. Who wanna listen to any thing after using that drug. =)) 372
Knowledge / Re: Top 5 Mythical Creatures« on: May 19, 2010, 09:31:56 PM »hmm interestingevidence for mythological characters? 373
News Khabran / Clue to matter/antimatter puzzle found« on: May 19, 2010, 08:54:01 PM »
BATAVIA, Ill., May 17 -- U.S. and British physicists say they have come across a clue that could help explain why the universe is comprised of matter and not antimatter.
Arriving at that answer could reveal why we even exist, scientists say. The Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory researchers say collisions of protons and anti-protons produce pairs of particles called muons more frequently than they produce anti-muons, The New York Times reported. "This result may provide an important input for explaining the matter dominance in our universe," Guennadi Borissov, a co-leader of the study from England's Lancaster University, said Friday at the Fermi lab in Batavia, Ill. Gustaaf Brooijmans of Columbia University, who is a member of the research team, says the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator near Geneva, Switzerland, will help move the research forward. "This is something we should be able to poke at with the Large Hadron Collider," Brooijmans said. Joe Lykken, a theorist at Fermilab, agrees the potential for a significant breakthrough in answering why we exist is great. "So I would not say that this announcement is the equivalent of seeing the face of God, but it might turn out to be the toe of God," Lykken told the Times. 374
News Khabran / Hearing loss may be linked to Viagra« on: May 19, 2010, 08:50:00 PM »
BIRMINGHAM, Ala., May 19 (UPI) -- U.S. researchers found an association between hearing loss and use of Viagra, the erectile dysfunction medication.
The study, published in the Archives of Otolaryngology -- Head and Neck Surgery, found a potential for long-term hearing loss following use of Viagra, and possibly other phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors drugs such as Cialis and Levitra, although results on those drugs were inconclusive. Study author Gerald McGwin of the University of Alabama at Birmingham School of Public Health said in the Food and Drug Administration in 2007 required PDE-5i medications to display more prominently the risk of hearing problems. McGwin examined data on 11,525 men age 40 and older, gathered by the federal Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality from 2003 to 2006. Men who reported use of PDE-5i medications were twice as likely as men who had not used the drugs to also report hearing loss. The relationship was strongest for men reporting use of Viagra, or sildenafil. McGwin said the association was less in Cialis, or tadalafil, and Levitra, or vardenafil -- in part to a small sample size for both of those drugs. 375
Shayari / Generic Love Poem« on: May 19, 2010, 08:17:14 PM »Call a doctor/ plumber/ priest
My heart is broken/ leaking/ deceased My life is worthless/ so much better/ over I'm going to kill myself/ tell your wife/ Dover How could you leave me/ not know/ lie? I hope you return my stuff/ come back/ die I'll never forget you/ forgive you/ go away I need closure/ a DNA test/ to tell you I'm gay Your face/ crotch/ top of your back Is so beautiful/ lumpy/ unusually slack Your ex/ mother/ best friend from school Always made me great coffee/ feel inadequate/ drool I will miss you/ kill you/ stalk you forever That way we can be friends/ get away with it/ be together I'm sorry you did this/ I did this /we failed I promise to pay you/ dye it back/ get you bailed Please don't leave me/ show the Polaroids/ write or call (*delete as appropriate, just delete it all.....)~courtsey Kirsty MacDonald 376
Knowledge / Top 5 Mythical Creatures« on: May 19, 2010, 08:08:55 PM »Loch ness Monster Loch ness Monster belongs to the list of supposed Scottish lake monsters, it is claimed by crypto zoologists that it is found in uplands of Scotland, They describe the creature as having a large body about (1 m) high and (8 m) long, and long, narrow neck, slightly thicker than an elephant’s trunk and as long as the (3–4 m) width of the road; the neck had a number of undulations in it.;Crtics of Loch ness Monster say that sightings of this monster are actually misidentifications of other animals such as elephants, eels etc. Sea-Serpent Sea-serpent is a mythical sea creature believed to be found in seas of Brazil, Greenland etc,many sailors say that they saw sea-serpent ,but no credible evidence of presence of Sea-Serpent is ever recorded; Sea-Serpent is a creature with short-wrinkled body, also having giant fins and tail. Centaur Centaur is a Greek mythological creature having body of part human and part horse, Centaurs were said to have inhabited the region of Magnesia and Mount Pelion in Thessaly, Mount Pholoe in Arcadia and the Malean peninsula in southern Laconia; It is believed that centaurs was son of Ixion and Nephele and he had twin brother named Lapithus. Muirdris Muirdris was a fearsome sea monster who lived in Lough Rudraige (now usually known as Dundrum Bay), in County,Down in Ireland.,it is believed that this monster was killed by Fergus mac Létiwhen who was king of early Ulster. Harpy Harpy was mythical Greek winged creature, popularly known for constantly stealing all food from Phineas (Phoenician King of Thrace). The literal meaning of the word seems to be “that which snatches” as it comes from the ancient Greek word harpazein which means “to snatch”. 378
News Khabran / Re: Kiss of Life« on: May 19, 2010, 05:18:56 AM »I was little doubtful coz.. .. there iz no date mentioned... in the image.. normally newspapers do mention the date.and place . of the incident in the beginning of the news..rather than the name of newspaper..? Am i right..?coz it was originally published in The Sun. If i am not wrong its a leading daily in UK. 379
Jokes Majaak / Re: Brain Transplant« on: May 19, 2010, 04:56:02 AM »
Rare and Antique commodities always fetch more prices. It is a distorted version of an old joke. It is more like a hurt ego. :happy:
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Knowledge / Re: question of the day« on: May 18, 2010, 09:51:08 PM »Ok den leave dis question tusie puchlo koi horno gussa plz. |