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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:40:30 PM »
hehe nyc
 lado g
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:38:59 PM »
oh wow, hopefully, everything works out for her...
yea it did but not the way she wanted. As u cn c shez an eyecatcher, a rich guy married her :happy:
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:37:13 PM »
1.5 long hair omg
zehar g tusi try karo tuada b ho sakda ene lama baal :happy:
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:36:14 PM »
haye kash mere v hunde ene lambe hairss
1.5 metorss nyc kheti lai honi :laugh: :laugh:
lado g 2012 tak ho jaan ge
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:33:32 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: nyc 1
:mean: :mean:
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:31:43 PM »
haha ist 3rd 6th nt 7th r nyc :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
now,atleast, u cant deny dt i don make u laff :happy:
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:30:01 PM »
 Do you know what ‘Tenjewberrymuds’ means? You will understand the meaning by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2007.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): ‘Morrin. Roon sirbees.’
Guest (G): ‘Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.’
RS: ‘Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??’
G: ‘Uh..yes.I’d like some bacon and eggs.’
RS: ‘Ow July den?’
G: ‘What??’
RS: ‘Ow July den?…pryed, boyud, poochd?’
G : ‘Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.’
RS: ‘Ow July dee baykem? Crease?’
G: ‘Crisp will be fine.’
RS : ‘Hokay. An Sahn toes?’
G: ‘What?’
RS:’An toes. July Sahn toes?’
G: ‘I don’t think so.’
RS: ‘No? Judo wan sahn toes??’
G: ‘I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.’
RS: ‘Toes! toes!…Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?’
G: ‘English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.’
RS: ‘We bodder?’
G: ‘No…just put the bodder on the side.’
RS: ‘Wad! ?’
G: ‘I mean butter…just put it on the side.’
RS: ‘Copy?’
G: ‘Excuse me?’
RS: ‘Copy…tea…meel?’
G: ‘Yes. Coffee, please, and that’s all.’
RS: ‘One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin w bodder on sigh and copy….rye??’
G: ‘Whatever you say.’
RS: ‘Tenjewberrymuds.’
G : ‘You’re very welcome.’
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:21:56 PM »
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
“Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded:
“You fool; you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back:
“And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT!”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put the phone down……
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:20:29 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: eh hoyi na gal
poora jokes ta par lau pela
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:11:35 PM »
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me! TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.” TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:07:27 PM »
1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
2) MR.BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!
3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
5) Marriage:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
8) MR.BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That’s alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
9) Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
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« on: February 06, 2010, 06:32:46 PM »
Many Chinese Internet users doubt about the story in the letter and her intention; many are calling the telephone number in the letter for the details of her mother’s condition and assailing the veracity of the daughter’s plea for help. The girl has since refused the request stating that her mother’s ailment is gynecological and she has to protect her mother’s privacy.
According to the head of the online posting website “Tianya Community,” many similar help letters are posted everyday on the website and it’s hard to verify whether they are real incidents from fraudulent ones. He attached a warning notice at the end of the letter just incase it was fraudulent, which reads, “The help letter was not posted by A’zhen herself but a journalist who interviewed her. I contacted the poster and asked for the patient’s medical records but I didn’t get a satisfactory answer. Netizens should treat this matter reasonably. Thanks!”
However, a businessman Wang Chengzhi from Jiangsu has confirmed the case. He dialed the number and talked with the patient’s doctor over phone to verify the claim. According to him, it turns out to be true. He also donated RMB3,000 ($389.91) for Xiong Qian.
He said that the reason why A’zhen didn’t disclose the medical records is that her mother has contracted a gynecological disease while being divorced.
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« on: February 06, 2010, 06:19:19 PM »
hahaha where your mind at? :mean:
 : was looking at Salman's topless pic and thinking why does he like such shots?
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« on: February 06, 2010, 06:14:48 PM »
hahsaha PERFECT - i love this one :happy:
thanks g
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« on: February 06, 2010, 06:11:50 PM »
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« on: February 06, 2010, 06:04:21 PM »
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« on: February 06, 2010, 05:41:56 PM »
I am learning to abandon the world
before it can abandon me.
Already I have given up the moon
and snow, closing my shades
against the claims of white.
And the world has taken
my father, my friends.
I have given up melodic lines of hills,
moving to a flat, tuneless landscape.
And every night I give my body up
limb by limb, working upwards
across bone, towards the heart.
But morning comes with small
reprieves of coffee and birdsong.
A tree outside the window
which was simply shadow moments ago
takes back its branches twig
by leafy twig.
And as I take my body back
the sun lays its warm muzzle on my lap
as if to make amends. by Linda Pastan
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:27:42 AM »
ma v maja laungi :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
oye hoye nalo aaye haye jiada vadia :laugh:
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:26:09 AM »
aho ma v likhdi hoi ayi sochdi c lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: blah blah blahenj gala karnge blah blah blah
lol
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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:16:33 AM »
HAHA. Look at the V8 one. Like what child gets excited about drinking veggie healthy juice. lol
: yea
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